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It has recently come to the forums my attention that God is punishing us for homosexuality. This is why we had to suffer 9/11, and Hurricane Katrina. This is why soldiers die in the war. There is only One Truth. How many of you people on this forum are Heathen Fayggots?
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This is GODS WILL. You Athiests and Fag-Enabling Satanists are why so many good white christians homes were displaced during hurricane katrina. You people should be over seas defending our country instead of sitting on your asses laughing in the face of god! THERE IS ONE TRUTH.
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You people should be over seas defending our country instead of sitting on your asses laughing in the face of god! THERE IS ONE TRUTH.
OneWithGod has made two very good points here! First, you people need to stop mocking our lord and savor, while worshiping false gods such as snake aliens or whatever the hell you atheists worship! Secondly he brings to light that THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUTH. YOUR SPACE GODS ARE A LIE! THROW YOURSELF TO THE MERCY OF CHRIST AND BEG FORGIVENESS!!!http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/evilman2002/1187074770837.jpg
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It's About time i see somebody on here with some sense in them, These people are front liners in the DEVILS ARMY! WELCOME TO JESUS NONE BELEIVES. YOU WOULDNT COME TO HIM, SO HE WILL COME TO YOU AS PROMISED!
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It's About time i see somebody on here with some sense in them, These people are front liners in the DEVILS ARMY! WELCOME TO JESUS NONE BELEIVES. YOU WOULDNT COME TO HIM, SO HE WILL COME TO YOU AS PROMISED!
That was beautifully said!
CAN I GET AN AMEN!?!??!
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...and the cockroaches only come out at night. I was under the the impression that 9/11 was committed by (purported holy book) thumpers like yourself...oh that's right, IT WAS! Where's that can of Raid...
Sod off you annoying fuckwit. Nobody's interested in your baseless Neanderthal gobbledegook no matter how large a font you put it in. You can stick it up your arse. I can't even be bothered to read half of this shite.
Someone forget to take their meds today. :lol:
Quote from: "Steve Reason"Someone forget to take their meds today. :lol:
Both of his user names could use a strong dose of Thorazine.
Awww, they're so stupid they believe in white Jesus. Isn't blatant and willful ignorance adorable?
Did you know that Jesus hates Christians? I can quote some bible verses.
If ignorance is bliss, why do the christian right get so angry? They should be the most blissful of them all!
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You people can't just take opinions that differ from your own. You are all god hating fag lovers and this is one big circle jerk!
You're not expressing opinions OWG. Here's a quote from you're alternate identity:
QuoteAS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I WILL NOT REPLY TO HEATHENS WHO DISRESPECT OUR LORD AND MASTER!
Don't whine, cry & complain like the big repressed fairy that you are just because we treat you the same way.
Quote from: "OneWithGod"You people can't just take opinions that differ from your own. You are all god hating fag lovers and this is one big circle jerk!
Statistically speaking, a Christian is more likely to be gay than an atheist (not that there's anything wrong with it, just pointing out more ignorant hypocrisy), so perhaps you could recount the circle jerks you've been to if you're so interested in the subject.
This guy's just here to try & piss people off. Probably goes to Christian forums and proclaims "JESUS IS A FAGGOT" etc.
Quote from: "OneWithGod"You people can't just take opinions that differ from your own. You are all god hating fag lovers and this is one big circle jerk!
Do you want to be banned? If so, just keep using this same tactic. If not, you can start treating all the posters here with respect by attempting to have an intelligent conversation.
This forum is not a play area for disrespectful bigot fundies (even if you are just pretending)...we all have better things to do.
I have just had a revelation...
I have now understood how a statement can contain more shit than the last stool I left in the toilet (it had a jesus image on the seat too...irony?)
Your bull shit is only making hell stonger. Shut up.
QuoteYou people can't just take opinions that differ from your own.
Would you like some more polish for that extraordinarily shiny mirror you've got there? And I can take opinions that differ from my own, I just don't usually agree with them. 'Swhy they're called
opinions.
Bless these sorrowful heathens. For they believe the world is more than 6000 years old. They believe in creatures called "DINOSAURS" that "once roamed the earth. The spider-deamons of hell will not be fooled by your lies of "carbon dating" and such. For they shall suckle upon your soul for your hatred of Christ!
Quote from: "sthginkralpmeTheT"Bless these sorrowful heathens. For they believe the world is more than 6000 years old. They believe in creatures called "DINOSAURS" that "once roamed the earth. The spider-deamons of hell will not be fooled by your lies of "carbon dating" and such. For they shall suckle upon your soul for your hatred of Christ!
That's a good one, sdfhjglgluigtitiy! :lol: Thx for the laugh.
This keeps getting funnier. How can one be so ignorant? We can actually touch dinosaur fossils and find things all of the time that are older than 6000 years.
That wasn't god touching you - that was your priest.
Is this guy for real? How can he/she have the 'Accept Christ get a Free PS2' in the sig? Thats so bluntly obvious of god needing to be 'sold' that it hardly exceeds the mental capacity of a squirrel.
Kyle, no, this person is not for real. He is a troll. This is what happens when people too much time on their hands get bored. That said....
sthginkralpmeTheT, this is your final warning to stop trolling and wasting bandwidth (as well as precious oxygen) and time here. You are more than welcome to participate after reading the rules of the forum and posting a real introduction, stating your real intent and beliefs. ANY OTHER POST WILL RESULT IN AN IMMEDIATE BAN.
That clear enough?
Hey guys...the earth IS more than 6000 years old, isn't it? I'm not sure at this point. WHY DID YOU COME HERE sthginkralpmeTheT, I was so sure of myself, before you started posting!
Quote from: "jcm"Hey guys...the earth IS more than 6000 years old, isn't it? I'm not sure at this point. WHY DID YOU COME HERE sthginkralpmeTheT, I was so sure of myself, before you started posting!
:lol: Careful JCM... the idiot might believe you. He has already shown the tendancy to believe utter rubbish.
Quote from: "OneWithGod"You people can't just take opinions that differ from your own. You are all god hating fag lovers and this is one big circle jerk!
OneWithGod, did you want to engage in conversation or just continue taking shots? I have to tell you, your one liners are getting really boring.
Question, what makes your religion better than any other religion in the world? How do you know you are following the right one?
Oooooo! Look, a crazy person/ people!
(These are probably the same people who try to sneak weapons into Athiest conventions, aye?)
Quote from: "OneWithGod"You people can't just take opinions that differ from your own. You are all god hating fag lovers and this is one big circle jerk!
I am sure the way you are acting is not what your religion or your parents have thought you. So there are two scenarios:
1. You have run out of your medication for bi-polar and OneWithoutGod has taken over your mind.
2. As much as you want you can't find God and so you are attacking others in hope God will strike you with his lighting.
Both case you don't represent Christianity and you will surely end up next to us Fagot Atheists in hell, but beware there are some thought Atheist in hell you may have hard time there.
“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you (Matthew 7:12).â€
QuoteYou people can't just take opinions that differ from your own. You are all god hating fag lovers and this is one big circle jerk!
I would like to see someone offer a differing opinion while your pastor/priest/whatever is speaking. I would be afraid of getting lynched. When I was in church I was taught that I would be representing Jesus, so to act respectfully to others. Your disgusting comments are a big confirmation for my atheism. So thanks for the hate!
I thought this thread was a joke. How pathetic.
I'm on another forum where the Christians are there to seriously discuss philosophy, ethics, politics, etc. There are a few extremist, rage-filled, hate mongers. They are few and far between. I'm using big words, aren't I?
Christian: you are being bad and mean. Jesus does not like you hating others. You are supposed to be loving and compassionate. If you cannot play nice on this forum, you are hurting yourself and risking the wrath of God.
Wow how can you come to an atheist forum and be shocked that (gasp) there are people who don't believe in god on it. And in your self-rightiousness yelling at others that they should get off their ass and go fight like the soldiers have. Have you ? Are you even in the military? I am in fact I just returned from a second tour a few days ago. I can tell you while there are many religiosly charged aspects of the war its not some Christian Crusade In fact you probley dont realise that Muslims have the exact same god as you. And agian from what I know of the bible it says you be accepting of anothers belifes and I remember that "love thy niebour" is a major princable of Christiany. And finally we aren't hurting you, your family or anyone you know. Infact we're not preaching to outsiders ,we're converseing amoung peers. Nor are we trying to convert anyone, we are the converted. Infact I could almost understand your anger... ....if we had come to you. The fact of the matter is you came here yelling at us in ritious indignation when the people on this forum haven't yelled backed if fact for the most part they've joked, quitley disagreed or made reasoned arguments. To speak eufmisticaly this is our home, you've shit on our rug, now mabey its time for both of you to leave
For some reason this forum tends to attract the troll Christians...maybe they don't like that atheists can be happy. Thankfully, they are few and far between and tend to leave on their own after they see no one is going to stoop to their level.
Quote from: "laetusatheos"For some reason this forum tends to attract the troll Christians...maybe they don't like that atheists can be happy. Thankfully, they are few and far between and tend to leave on their own after they see no one is going to stoop to their level.
Don't tempt me. I'm more than willing to stoop. :badgrin: :wink:
I'm a lesbian and I just burned myself with my cigarette.
OUTCH !!!
I guess god really must hate my ass.
Why does God care so much about what ppl put in their ass anyways ? Is he that much of a pervert ? He seems to have an ass fixation.
Quote from: "Girl Dancing In Orbit"Why does God care so much about what ppl put in their ass anyways ? Is he that much of a pervert ? He seems to have an ass fixation.
Same problem seems to plague the aliens that abduct people and subject them to anal probing ..... wait a minute! Maybe God is an alien!
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Quote from: "SteveS"Same problem seems to plague the aliens that abduct people and subject them to anal probing ..... wait a minute! Maybe God is an alien!
:wink:
Oh My God... I mean... Oh My Alien... I mean... You are right !!! Raël was right.
I just want to add that I LOVE the title of this thread "If You Don't Believe in Hell, Then Where Will Fags Burn?"
Where will we burn ? Well, I'm not an atheist fag but I'm an atheist dyke, does that count ? And if so, where do I get to burn... God, It's really hard to live without knowing where you'll end up being tortured for eternity.
Can some of you enlightened, wise, all knowing and educated scholars out there tell me ?
Quote from: "Girl Dancing In Orbit"I just want to add that I LOVE the title of this thread "If You Don't Believe in Hell, Then Where Will Fags Burn?"
Where will we burn ? Well, I'm not an atheist fag but I'm an atheist dyke, does that count ? And if so, where do I get to burn... God, It's really hard to live without knowing where you'll end up being tortured for eternity.
Can some of you enlightened, wise, all knowing and educated scholars out there tell me ?
Oh there's a special place for atheist dykes. And atheist tree huggers, and atheist left-handed people, and atheist Harry Potter fans....etc.....blah, blah, blah....
Just remember, if you don't believe in that all-loving savior the exact same way that these guys do, then there will always be a special place for you to be eternally tortured for it.
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How stupid can god be anyways :
- You will be tortured for eternity because you were wrong about the nature of the universe.
I mean... Come on ! Look at the god damn universe ! That's not fucking fair :lol:
The other day, I listened to a podcast where the Infidel Guy interviewed Tim Phelps, the son of notorious whack-job Fred Phelps. Of all the insults and curses screeching through my mind... he's ust an imbecile. Reggie (IG) was cool and amused, but this freak of nature was spewing cruel, idiotic crap and getting all worked up about it. I had to chuckle with Reggie - this moron actually said that "fags are going to hell," etc, and in the same yelling bout added, "but it's my duty to be a warrior for God and preach to these beasts, these vile faggots, to tell them they have to repent." Reggie asked, "So... if you tell them they have to repent, but they're going to hell anyway... what does it matter?" Phelps couldn't answer any questions except with more of his psychotic drivel. He was downright mean to the callers. One lady called in after he hung up and said that there is a public record of Fred Phelps abusing his kids and brainwashing them. His whole church is basically family. He has a daughter and a son who escaped and probably pretend they don't know who he is. Sheesh!
I don't remember if it was Sam Harris or Dawkins who said that by being moderate towards religions we hold the door open for this kind of behavior.
Of course the Christian community condemns what the Phelps family is doing, stating that it is immoral, hateful and simply non-religious. Yet, the Phelps actually apply what is written in the bible (supposedly a source of morality) and they do what they do for pure religious reasons. Homosexuals are abominations that God deeply despise. So to paraphrase Steven Weinberg, what is really going on here is that the Christian community, instead of using their religion to say what is moral (like they claim they do), they are using their moral sense to decide what is religious. If that's the case then what's the point of the religion ?
Quote from: "Girl Dancing In Orbit"I don't remember if it was Sam Harris or Dawkins who said that by being moderate towards religions we hold the door open for this kind of behavior.
Gotta be Dawkins. Sounds like him anyway.
It sounds like Sam Harris to. They have a very similar speech.
Quote"So... if you tell them they have to repent, but they're going to hell anyway... what does it matter?"
This is an excellent question, and one that's always bugged me. If god is going to punish "the wicked" (whoever they might be), then why does man feel he must do so as well? Is this a closet doubt in the religious mind shining through?
Quote from: "Girl Dancing In Orbit"So to paraphrase Steven Weinberg, what is really going on here is that the Christian community, instead of using their religion to say what is moral (like they claim they do), they are using their moral sense to decide what is religious. If that's the case then what's the point of the religion ?
Another excellent question. At the very least it would appear that these people aren't getting their morals from the Bible after all.
well I really can't get that strange American humor... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE????? or maybe if your not kidding and you really are a stupid evangelic homophobic little pair of christians, then you have some nerve coming here and spreading your idiotic theist propaganda!
shut the fuck up and go eat some crackers and some wine!
P.S.: If you have kids, may the pasta have mercy on them because with you two assholes I swear they're gonna be some white trash fools... and you know what? YES I love the "fags" they're really nice people....
To the original subject "If You Don't Believe in Hell, Then Where Will Fags Burn?"
My answer is in a crematorium (how do you spell it?) like everybody else.
Quote from: "moosegoose"To the original subject "If You Don't Believe in Hell, Then Where Will Fags Burn?"
My answer is in a crematorium (how do you spell it?) like everybody else.
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I saw this thread reincarnate...I was hoping legion was back...Darn...
I don't know where they'll burn but I bet it will be FABULOUS!
Damn.....I'm way late on this one.....shit, I can't find my white hood and noose anywhere!
I can't believe there are still people alive who think like these douchebags. Some of the dumbest, closed-minded, flat out retarded, utter bullshit I've ever read.... and I've read a lot of bullshit.
You know what they say about homophobia? Homophobes are just masking their homosexual tendencies. I think you two boys need to get together and explore each other. You'll be much more tolerant and happy human beings for it.
Amen.
Is it any wonder why I personally would rather burn in hell fire eternal (should there be such a place) then live any amount of time with people like the two that commented in this thread?
Quote from: "sthginkralpmeTheT"Bless these sorrowful heathens. For they believe the world is more than 6000 years old. They believe in creatures called "DINOSAURS" that "once roamed the earth. The spider-deamons of hell will not be fooled by your lies of "carbon dating" and such. For they shall suckle upon your soul for your hatred of Christ![/quote
Hell is reserved for the stupid sthginkralpme. And it seems you and your little buddy here have already cornered that market.
It simply AMAZES me that these so called christian (homophobics) have so much HATRED in their hearts for any living human being. How could someone who claims to have the answers be so F'n miserable that they must try and spread it around??! The Jesus that they worship wouldn't look like some white hippy from San Francisco, light brown hair and blue eyes. He would look like a Palastinian with dark hair, skin and eyes, but it's just one more deception that they delude themselves with. You people worship a god just like the ones that the fanatic muslims do. Atheists don't worhsip anything, YOU STUPID, IGNORANT, INSANE warmonger!!!!!!
Didn't christians claim that God and Jesus is all about love (love thy enemies, turn the other cheek and so on)? Apparently these hatemongers are devil-worshippers or worse.
Besides, aren't christians supposed to not judge? Hmm-interesting!
I don't know - when YOU get there - LET US KNOW.
OMG that's so clever!
Quote from: "OneWithGod"You people can't just take opinions that differ from your own. You are all god hating fag lovers and this is one big circle jerk!
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mmm... Nothing like necroposty goodness to make the day brighter!
Westboro Baptist, anyone?
If you believe in Hell, why should your God created it?
That amazing energy of fire could be used for something else!
Bring a piece of that hellfire into earth, and we do not get a crap of oil price rising!!
Did the believers ever think of the fact that Hell increases the CO2 levels in the atmosphere, what with all them fires and rivers of molten... somthing?
... :D
Quote from: "Asmodean"Did the believers ever think of the fact that Hell increases the CO2 levels in the atmosphere, what with all them fires and rivers of molten... somthing?
... :D
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You silly Asmodean, now you surely must know that the believers have magic to wipe away any logical problems that might arise like that... You know like if there is a ocean in the way, you just make the water magically part and move out your way... Or if you run out of food, you just make food magically fall from the sky... I'm sure that the believers would be appalled that you would think something as trivial as CO2 gas levels would be a problem in there fairytale land...
...So farting in Heaven is allowed then, eh?
Quote from: "OneWithGod"You people can't just take opinions that differ from your own. You are all god hating fag lovers and this is one big circle jerk!
God hating? No. Fag loving? Yep. Circle jerk? Are you talking about a big circle of jerks? Or do you mean one big jerk in the shape of a circle? As for the rest of you post: WE just can't take opinions that differ from our own? First, they're called opinions because everyone is entitled one for theirselves (and if you want to make friends and keep them, you shouldn't force your opinions on others). Second, christians have been killing atheists, muslims, jews and "god" knows how many other religious (or non-religious) groups for not believing in their god. See, you're just as hypocrite as almost every other christian walking this planet
i really thought this was a joke. i really did
9/11 happened because of Islamic extremist.
Hurricane Katrina happens well because hurricanes are natural events but there getting worse due to global warming.
And don't be an ignorant homophobic!
wow... so the wbc found out our website
Okay, I'm not a Christian but I'm pretty sure you guys are far from acting like one either. Jesus says He loves all the sinners right? Homosexuals are sinners so He would love them too. If he can love a prostitute then why not love someone who is gay? And wouldn't a gay who practices abstinence be more virtuous than a straight man who does not?
If you are condemning me for loving homosexuals then go right ahead. I love everyone. And your God does too.