To my fellow heathens of Jewish extraction, may your seders be short and your wine glasses be full. ;) I'm hoping I can get my inlaws to adopt this version of the seder this year:
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2006/04/the_twominute_haggadah.html?wpisrc=newsletter_slatest (http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2006/04/the_twominute_haggadah.html?wpisrc=newsletter_slatest)