Title: GOD loves you, that’s why he created HELL so if you f*#k up
Post by: jackflash on December 09, 2007, 05:32:45 PM
Post by: jackflash on December 09, 2007, 05:32:45 PM
GOD loves you, that’s why he created HELL so if you f*#k up he can burn you in fire forever.
This is the god I want to worship , lol
This is the god I want to worship , lol
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Post by: MommaSquid on December 09, 2007, 07:01:40 PM
Post by: MommaSquid on December 09, 2007, 07:01:40 PM
Welcome to the forum, jackflash.
Are you sticking around, or are you one of those "comment and run" types?
Time will tell.
Are you sticking around, or are you one of those "comment and run" types?
Time will tell.
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Post by: jackflash on December 09, 2007, 07:59:07 PM
Post by: jackflash on December 09, 2007, 07:59:07 PM
mostly "comment and run type"
my attention span is short and I type slow
my attention span is short and I type slow
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Post by: Bella on December 10, 2007, 03:14:44 AM
Post by: Bella on December 10, 2007, 03:14:44 AM
I think it makes perfect sense.... I mean, doesn't EVERYONE set fire to people they love? 
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on December 10, 2007, 08:08:01 AM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on December 10, 2007, 08:08:01 AM
Not me, I freeze them . You can appreciate them longer and they wont stink.
. You can appreciate them longer and they wont stink.
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Post by: shoruke on December 14, 2007, 03:46:27 AM
Post by: shoruke on December 14, 2007, 03:46:27 AM
Burning people is fun, and everything is better when you share it with someone you care about. Right?
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Post by: Mister Joy on December 14, 2007, 01:51:00 PM
Post by: Mister Joy on December 14, 2007, 01:51:00 PM
Well, God being so loving and all, he's given you the free choice not to go to Hell, right? Do as God says or burn for all eternity. Point a gun to somebody's head and shout 'give me all of your money or I'll kill you' and aren't you the benevolent one. Choicorama! I'm drowning in free will! :lol:
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Post by: SteveS on December 14, 2007, 04:57:21 PM
Post by: SteveS on December 14, 2007, 04:57:21 PM
An apropos video from my favorite YT preacher....
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yV0lVWtyduo
:lol:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yV0lVWtyduo
:lol:
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Post by: Mister Joy on December 14, 2007, 05:49:39 PM
Post by: Mister Joy on December 14, 2007, 05:49:39 PM
Is that guy taking the piss? I can't quite tell.
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Post by: SteveS on December 14, 2007, 05:53:35 PM
Post by: SteveS on December 14, 2007, 05:53:35 PM
Yes - if by "taking the piss" you mean being sarcastic? That one threw me....
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Post by: Bella on December 15, 2007, 12:20:23 AM
Post by: Bella on December 15, 2007, 12:20:23 AM
Quote from: "SteveS"An apropos video from my favorite YT preacher....
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yV0lVWtyduo
:lol:
The comments on that page are hilarious! I like the one by funnyman2424... I think SoilderInGodsArmy was screwing with him in whatever messages those were. XD
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Post by: Mister Joy on December 15, 2007, 08:00:26 AM
Post by: Mister Joy on December 15, 2007, 08:00:26 AM
This guy is hilarious! Been watching some of his other videos; the trinity one is classic.
Ta Steve & yeah, to 'take the piss' just means to be generally mocking.
Ta Steve & yeah, to 'take the piss' just means to be generally mocking.
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Post by: Steve Reason on December 15, 2007, 10:20:25 AM
Post by: Steve Reason on December 15, 2007, 10:20:25 AM
Quote from: "Bella"I think it makes perfect sense.... I mean, doesn't EVERYONE set fire to people they love?
That's what I do--and for some reason they don't appreciate it. Yet I'm doing it out of love because I have no option but to do it because they don't seem to love me. What choice do I have? :lol:
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Post by: SteveS on December 15, 2007, 07:55:46 PM
Post by: SteveS on December 15, 2007, 07:55:46 PM
Quote from: "Mister Joy"Ta Steve & yeah, to 'take the piss' just means to be generally mocking.Got it. I thought so from context, but I've never heard the phrase. If you like his other vids, I highly recommend "Circular Questions":
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl9ldtRFigw
:lol:
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Post by: Mister Joy on December 17, 2007, 04:59:04 AM
Post by: Mister Joy on December 17, 2007, 04:59:04 AM
Eerily accurate, that. It give me flashbacks. :lol:
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Post by: truemuslim on December 23, 2007, 04:56:19 AM
Post by: truemuslim on December 23, 2007, 04:56:19 AM
Lol sorta. But no, actually thats christianity, in islam allah hates the sin, not the sinner, but we all have to worship the one and only god, allah, there is a horrible hell for the non-believers they who did not worship him in this life, but then there is an undescribable heavan, with amazing castles that can never possibally be built here on earth. If you want something in heavan you get it, you have anything you want, no devil is there anymore, there is no anger, no fear of anything anymore, just freedom for anything...forever! but if you mess this short life up then you will get something very horrible...hell... it too is undescribable, but not cause the goodness, because of the pain, and horror. There are rewards for them who deserve it, but allah doesn't love those who don't lvoe him..
GOD LOVES THOSE WHO LOVE HIM! NOT WHO HATE HIM!
GOD LOVES THOSE WHO LOVE HIM! NOT WHO HATE HIM!
Title: Re: yep
Post by: tomday on December 23, 2007, 09:17:38 AM
Post by: tomday on December 23, 2007, 09:17:38 AM
Quote from: "truemuslim"Lol sorta. But no, actually thats christianity, in islam allah hates the sin, not the sinner, but we all have to worship the one and only god, allah, there is a horrible hell for the non-believers they who did not worship him in this life, but then there is an undescribable heavan, with amazing castles that can never possibally be built here on earth. If you want something in heavan you get it, you have anything you want, no devil is there anymore, there is no anger, no fear of anything anymore, just freedom for anything...forever! but if you mess this short life up then you will get something very horrible...hell... it too is undescribable, but not cause the goodness, because of the pain, and horror. There are rewards for them who deserve it, but allah doesn't love those who don't lvoe him..
GOD LOVES THOSE WHO LOVE HIM! NOT WHO HATE HIM!
Wow! everything you want you can have if you are good! (non-muslims have a similar scenario, we call it Santa!), but why should you need a castle if there is no anger or fear to protect against?
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Post by: SteveS on December 23, 2007, 05:01:59 PM
Post by: SteveS on December 23, 2007, 05:01:59 PM
Quote from: "truemuslim"GOD LOVES THOSE WHO LOVE HIM! NOT WHO HATE HIM!Better hope you've got the right god then, huh? Otherwise - love the wrong one, and you're screwed.
Quote from: "truemuslim"there is an undescribable heavan, with amazing castles that can never possibally be built here on earth.I'll take my castle in periwinkle blue.....
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Post by: Steve Reason on December 25, 2007, 01:24:45 PM
Post by: Steve Reason on December 25, 2007, 01:24:45 PM
Quote from: "truemuslim"Lol sorta. But no, actually thats christianity, in islam allah hates the sin, not the sinner, but we all have to worship the one and only god, allah, there is a horrible hell for the non-believers they who did not worship him in this life, but then there is an undescribable heavan, with amazing castles that can never possibally be built here on earth. If you want something in heavan you get it, you have anything you want, no devil is there anymore, there is no anger, no fear of anything anymore, just freedom for anything...forever! but if you mess this short life up then you will get something very horrible...hell... it too is undescribable, but not cause the goodness, because of the pain, and horror. There are rewards for them who deserve it, but allah doesn't love those who don't lvoe him..
GOD LOVES THOSE WHO LOVE HIM! NOT WHO HATE HIM!
Ha! You can't fool me, Mr. Pip! I saw that Twilight Zone episode; I know what you're describing is really Hell! Get behind me Satan!!!
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Post by: Steve Reason on December 25, 2007, 01:29:09 PM
Post by: Steve Reason on December 25, 2007, 01:29:09 PM
Quote from: "SteveS"Quote from: "truemuslim"GOD LOVES THOSE WHO LOVE HIM! NOT WHO HATE HIM!Better hope you've got the right god then, huh? Otherwise - love the wrong one, and you're screwed.Quote from: "truemuslim"there is an undescribable heavan, with amazing castles that can never possibally be built here on earth.I'll take my castle in periwinkle blue.....
Sorry, but we only have white up here; you know, neighborhood codes and all.
St. Peter