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Title: Breading Cats
Post by: Tank on March 14, 2012, 08:09:47 AM
This make Darth Vader look positively sensible!

Breading Cats (http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-501465_162-10011197.html?tag=page)
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: Guardian85 on March 14, 2012, 08:15:44 AM
Wow! Just when you thought shit couldn't get weirder...


Hey! Don't we have some cat owers here? Get on it, people!
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: Tank on March 14, 2012, 08:17:21 AM
Wholemeal, Granary or plain white toast?
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: OldGit on March 14, 2012, 09:58:22 AM
No, no, no!  This is terribly wrong.  You should skin 'em, egg 'em and roll in breadcrumbs before grilling.
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: Guardian85 on March 14, 2012, 10:43:40 AM
Quote from: OldGit on March 14, 2012, 09:58:22 AM
No, no, no!  This is terribly wrong.  You should skin 'em, egg 'em and roll in breadcrumbs before grilling.

Is it weird that that sounded delicious?
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: The Magic Pudding on March 14, 2012, 11:57:10 AM
I'm finding it all rather toastless.
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: Guardian85 on March 14, 2012, 12:19:01 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on March 14, 2012, 11:57:10 AM
I'm finding it all rather toastless.

Bad Pun!  ;D
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: The Magic Pudding on March 14, 2012, 12:47:14 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on March 14, 2012, 12:19:01 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on March 14, 2012, 11:57:10 AM
I'm finding it all rather toastless.

Bad Pun!  ;D

Would it better if I painted a picture of kittens frolicking amidst daisies and buttercups?
It's just I find the flowers tiresome, give me felines moistened, rolled in flour and medium baked for 90 minutes.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Fc%2Fcd%2FThe_Roly-Poly_Pudding_Tom_Kitten.jpg%2F220px-The_Roly-Poly_Pudding_Tom_Kitten.jpg&hash=812b594b3608891879891012755fcdabed0e4ac7)

Samuel and dear sweet Anna Maria, the children's story says they failed.  
I know they didn't, you don't get that fat through failure.
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: Buddy on March 14, 2012, 01:12:17 PM
Oh yea, I've seen that before. They do it to rabbits too. I would do it to Vinnie, but they don't have bread big enough.
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on March 14, 2012, 01:40:47 PM
Look it up on youtube. They even have an example of an "inbred" cat.  ;D
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: Ali on March 14, 2012, 06:14:02 PM
People are so weird.
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on March 14, 2012, 10:13:25 PM
I love the internet.

Edit: It's like a "Theatre of the absurd" play that never ends.
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 15, 2012, 01:02:50 AM
Could this be the new planking?
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: Ali on March 15, 2012, 07:29:05 PM
I wanted to bread my IL's cat last night, but I wasn't brave enough.  That cat is almost enough to convince me that true evil exists in the world.  *shudder*  As T once said "I want to pet her, but then her eyes got mean."  From the mouths of babes.
Title: Re: Breading Cats
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on March 15, 2012, 08:03:16 PM
Quote from: Ali on March 15, 2012, 07:29:05 PM
I wanted to bread my IL's cat last night, but I wasn't brave enough.  That cat is almost enough to convince me that true evil exists in the world.  *shudder*  As T once said "I want to pet her, but then her eyes got mean."  From the mouths of babes.

Smart kid, though. I've known grown adults who haven't had the sense to recognize "back-off" kitty body language.