:D
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How true!
LMAO!!!!! The Minotaur is awesome. And the arguing couples.
LOL at roving horde of slow walkers. I get a chronic case of that all the time.
Hahaha! Awesome.
I was in an Ikea for the first time ever last month and it was a truly bewildering experience. I like their stuff, but online shopping is definitely the way to go for me.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on March 09, 2012, 03:48:50 AM
Hahaha! Awesome.
I was in an Ikea for the first time ever last month and it was a truly bewildering experience. I like their stuff, but online shopping is definitely the way to go for me.
My girlfriend, who loves Ikea, dragged me there for my first visit about a year ago and I had pretty much the same reaction -- we agreed that if I ever go there again, she just parks me in the Swedish meatball section and collects me on her way out.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 09, 2012, 12:58:19 AM
LOL at roving horde of slow walkers. I get a chronic case of that all the time.
The Asmo's walking speed does not change from out on the street to inside a store, so he gets stuck behind very slow slow pokes all the time. And they seem completely oblivious to the presence of someone in their rear view vision.
Quote from: Asmodean on March 09, 2012, 06:57:27 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 09, 2012, 12:58:19 AM
LOL at roving horde of slow walkers. I get a chronic case of that all the time.
The Asmo's walking speed does not change from out on the street to inside a store, so he gets stuck behind very slow slow pokes all the time. And they seem completely oblivious to the presence of someone in their rear view vision.
I would think that a glowering leather clad giant would garner more attention. ;D
Quote from: Ali on March 09, 2012, 04:30:23 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on March 09, 2012, 06:57:27 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 09, 2012, 12:58:19 AM
LOL at roving horde of slow walkers. I get a chronic case of that all the time.
The Asmo's walking speed does not change from out on the street to inside a store, so he gets stuck behind very slow slow pokes all the time. And they seem completely oblivious to the presence of someone in their rear view vision.
I would think that a glowering leather clad giant would garner more attention. ;D
I would think that a glowering leather clad lump of clay would garner even more attention. :P
Asmo could morph into a Golem
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Quote from: Tank on March 09, 2012, 06:32:34 PM
Asmo could morph into a Golem
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-MJNr0wzygmM%2FTaH0wvcqhQI%2FAAAAAAAACEQ%2FQ8bngBF08v0%2Fs1600%2Fgolem1.jpg&hash=f5e083114b76e052899e13c2425b2a81fee06e37)
Yes, the dreaded Clay Golem is one of Asmominions. It is slow, but it can deal 2747 dps with physical attacks and an additional 11dps from magic.
Great, a minotaur and a golem. I'm really taking my life in my hands by shopping there, aren't I?
Quote from: Ali on March 09, 2012, 07:36:02 PM
Great, a minotaur and a golem. I'm really taking my life in my hands by shopping there, aren't I?
Don't forget the Ikea monster!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.neilboote.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F12%2Fikea_clothes_monster_1.jpg&hash=1fb4cce04a61c8ba265131bde259f0a323886af1)
On an interesting side note, I have to help shore up security at Ikea tomorrow.
Kill me, kill me now...
Quote from: Guardian85 on March 09, 2012, 09:50:40 PM
On an interesting side note, I have to help shore up security at Ikea tomorrow.
Kill me, kill me now...
*Wide eyes*
You get to spend
all day at Ikea tomorrow? That's your
job? Luckyyyyyyyyy.
Quote from: Ali on March 09, 2012, 10:58:23 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on March 09, 2012, 09:50:40 PM
On an interesting side note, I have to help shore up security at Ikea tomorrow.
Kill me, kill me now...
*Wide eyes*
You get to spend all day at Ikea tomorrow? That's your job? Luckyyyyyyyyy.
Right... a whole day of screaming children, people who are lost, and crazy bastards in SUVs in the parking lot. Lucky Freakin' me!
Quote from: Guardian85 on March 10, 2012, 12:09:43 AM
Quote from: Ali on March 09, 2012, 10:58:23 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on March 09, 2012, 09:50:40 PM
On an interesting side note, I have to help shore up security at Ikea tomorrow.
Kill me, kill me now...
*Wide eyes*
You get to spend all day at Ikea tomorrow? That's your job? Luckyyyyyyyyy.
Right... a whole day of screaming children, people who are lost, and crazy bastards in SUVs in the parking lot. Lucky Freakin' me!
You mean Ikea isn't just full of Ali Clones? Or...or....maybe it is.....maybe I
am the lost person in an SUV with a screaming child, and I just don't know it..... :o