Well done!
It's almost embarassing how chatty I am. ;)
Quote from: Ali on February 22, 2012, 08:20:04 PM
It's almost embarassing how chatty I am. ;)
This place is for chatty people!
Wow. That's a lot of posts. Think I've been reading on this site almost every day for almost 4 years and I'm not even there. Guess I've got some chatting to do. Lol.
Wowza, and now you're up to 1004!!! lol
Quote from: Tank on February 22, 2012, 08:20:54 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 22, 2012, 08:20:04 PM
It's almost embarassing how chatty I am. ;)
This place is for chatty people!
And do they go on!
Anyway, congrats Ali.
Congrats, Ali. The four digit mark is quite a milestone. 8)
Quote from: Ali on February 22, 2012, 08:20:04 PM
It's almost embarassing how chatty I am. ;)
Eloquent is the word.
En_Route, you flatter me!
Quote from: Ali on February 22, 2012, 09:50:12 PM
En_Route, you flatter me!
I confine my flattery to Tank, and that's only because I like to imagine him purring.
Quote from: En_Route on February 22, 2012, 10:03:54 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 22, 2012, 09:50:12 PM
En_Route, you flatter me!
I confine my flattery to Tank, and that's only because I like to imagine him purring.
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Quote from: En_Route on February 22, 2012, 10:03:54 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 22, 2012, 09:50:12 PM
En_Route, you flatter me!
I confine my flattery to Tank, and that's only because I like to imagine him purring.
Tanks are known to rumble. And now we know why!
That's gotta be in record time too!
Good work!
You may have a Siz Sig too like SD got for her 2000th. (but no assimilation attempts - those programmers on the Mother ship really screwed up).
Siz
Quote from: Scissorlegs on February 22, 2012, 11:45:46 PM
That's gotta be in record time too!
Good work!
You may have a Siz Sig too like SD got for her 2000th. (but no assimilation attempts - those programmers on the Mother ship really screwed up).
Siz
Does that mean I get my face on a Siz? Can you please use my MySpace Duckface (as seen in the HAF meetup thread)? It passes for some centurian amount of hotness which is probably the best I can hope for. ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Ali on February 22, 2012, 11:52:36 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on February 22, 2012, 11:45:46 PM
That's gotta be in record time too!
Good work!
You may have a Siz Sig too like SD got for her 2000th. (but no assimilation attempts - those programmers on the Mother ship really screwed up).
Siz
Does that mean I get my face on a Siz? Can you please use my MySpace Duckface (as seen in the HAF meetup thread)? It passes for some centurian amount of hotness which is probably the best I can hope for. ;D ;D ;D
Definitely will do when I get a mo' at my work PC.
I'd already tried assimilating your avatar face, but the pixelation was interfacially discombobulatory.
Will reattemptify forthwithitudinously.
I'm most often discombulatory on purpose, for spite. ;D
Quote from: Ali on February 23, 2012, 12:20:26 AM
I'm most often discombulatory on purpose, for spite. ;D
But when a fundamentally befuddled person reads it it makes perfect sense.
Anyway trumpets, doot der dootada doooooo.
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Be careful if you use the spoon with hard ice cream, they bend.
Holy crap, in two months? I'm way behind :)
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 23, 2012, 03:08:49 AM
Quote from: Ali on February 23, 2012, 12:20:26 AM
I'm most often discombulatory on purpose, for spite. ;D
But when a fundamentally befuddled person reads it it makes perfect sense.
Anyway trumpets, doot der dootada doooooo.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FCu8oz.png&hash=a32992b05cfe0bc727223692729db3f114d5748a)
Be careful if you use the spoon with hard ice cream, they bend.
Thnak You!
Quote from: Firebird on February 23, 2012, 03:16:54 AM
Holy crap, in two months? I'm way behind :)
She's only been here since Christmas FFS!
Congrats on a great post count to an awesomely funny, sweet lady!
Here's to at least 10,000 more! (That ought to give you a sizeable spoon collection!)
Quote from: Amicale on February 23, 2012, 08:12:58 AM
Congrats on a great post count to an awesomely funny, sweet lady!
Here's to at least 10,000 more! (That ought to give you a sizeable spoon collection!)
I think the tableware changes with each 1,000 posts. Since 2,000 post is a knife, I'm assuming 3,000 posts is a fork. I wonder how many posts qualify for a goblet?
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 23, 2012, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: Amicale on February 23, 2012, 08:12:58 AM
Congrats on a great post count to an awesomely funny, sweet lady!
Here's to at least 10,000 more! (That ought to give you a sizeable spoon collection!)
I think the tableware changes with each 1,000 posts. Since 2,000 post is a knife, I'm assuming 3,000 posts is a fork. I wonder how many posts qualify for a goblet?
Sweet! Someone could conceivably get an entire dining room place setting! ;D
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 23, 2012, 08:24:28 AM
I think the tableware changes with each 1,000 posts. Since 2,000 post is a knife, I'm assuming 3,000 posts is a fork. I wonder how many posts qualify for a goblet?
how about a HAF pitchfork for 666th post? Congrats Ali on reaching a thousand
Arise Alilegs the Scissorbeast
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That's awesome. Thanks! ;D
Hats off to you Ali. I have been a member for less than twelve hours and have already had a glimpse of your endearing heart.
Hey Tank,bbi
This is my eighth post. Considering all that I have done for this site (getting chocked up), all the time and effort I have put forth to better HAF (little cry), it seems that I derserve a little recognition as well (full blown sobbing now). Just what kind of a site are you guys running here (words are inaudible from sobbing). Throw me a bone here (still inaudible).
I will wait patiently.
Quote from: Truthseeker on February 25, 2012, 11:41:55 AM
Hey Tank,
This is my eighth post. Considering all that I have done for this site, all the time and effort I have put forth to better HAF, it seems that I derserve a little recognition as well. Throw me a bone here.
I will wait patiently.
Awww...such a good boy. :P
Quote from: Truthseeker on February 25, 2012, 11:41:55 AM
Hey Tank,bbi
This is my eighth post. Considering all that I have done for this site (getting chocked up), all the time and effort I have put forth to better HAF (little cry), it seems that I derserve a little recognition as well (full blown sobbing now). Just what kind of a site are you guys running here (words are inaudible from sobbing). Throw me a bone here (still inaudible).
I will wait patiently.
You could always do the 10 things about me post ;D
Quote from: Truthseeker on February 25, 2012, 12:00:52 AM
Hats off to you Ali. I have been a member for less than twelve hours and have already had a glimpse of your endearing heart.
She does appear to be the only person on the internet who wouldn't prompt you to run in the opposite direction if you met them in real life.
Quote from: En_Route on February 25, 2012, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Truthseeker on February 25, 2012, 12:00:52 AM
Hats off to you Ali. I have been a member for less than twelve hours and have already had a glimpse of your endearing heart.
She does appear to be the only person on the internet who wouldn't prompt you to run in the opposite direction if you met them in real life.
Yes but that could well be part of her insidious plan.
I could be nice too, I've seen it pretended to be done before, I know how.
If anyone does arrange a meeting with Ali, for god's sake let us insert a tracking device first, it won't protect you but if we find a few more in shallow graves we may well add a warning to the rules in the intro threads.
Just what are the ingredients of "The Magic Pudding"?
Quote from: Truthseeker on February 25, 2012, 02:17:46 PM
Just what are the ingredients of "The Magic Pudding"?
I can't tell you what the ingredients are, they're magical.
But don't despair the pudding is the pudding you desire.
Eat all you will, eat till you spill.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 25, 2012, 02:25:52 PM
Quote from: Truthseeker on February 25, 2012, 02:17:46 PM
Just what are the ingredients of "The Magic Pudding"?
I can't tell you what the ingredients are, they're magical.
But don't despair the pudding is the pudding you desire.
Eat all you will, eat till you spill.
Oh yes, but I'm the one lying in wait to slaughter innocents. Don't do it Truthseeker! Don't eat the Pudding; it's a trap!!!!
Quote from: Ali on February 25, 2012, 02:38:40 PM
Oh yes, but I'm the one lying in wait to slaughter innocents.
Do you mind if I add that quote to my sig?
Quote from: Ali on February 25, 2012, 02:38:40 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 25, 2012, 02:25:52 PM
Quote from: Truthseeker on February 25, 2012, 02:17:46 PM
Just what are the ingredients of "The Magic Pudding"?
I can't tell you what the ingredients are, they're magical.
But don't despair the pudding is the pudding you desire.
Eat all you will, eat till you spill.
Oh yes, but I'm the one lying in wait to slaughter innocents. Don't do it Truthseeker! Don't eat the Pudding; it's a trap!!!!
Don't worry Ali, I fell for it one other time in my life when I was told of the magical ingredients of the blood of Jesus. I am going into this scenario with my eyes open this time.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 25, 2012, 02:43:13 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 25, 2012, 02:38:40 PM
Oh yes, but I'm the one lying in wait to slaughter innocents.
Do you mind if I add that quote to my sig?
Please do.
Quote from: Truthseeker on February 25, 2012, 02:46:07 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 25, 2012, 02:38:40 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 25, 2012, 02:25:52 PM
Quote from: Truthseeker on February 25, 2012, 02:17:46 PM
Just what are the ingredients of "The Magic Pudding"?
I can't tell you what the ingredients are, they're magical.
But don't despair the pudding is the pudding you desire.
Eat all you will, eat till you spill.
Oh yes, but I'm the one lying in wait to slaughter innocents. Don't do it Truthseeker! Don't eat the Pudding; it's a trap!!!!
Don't worry Ali, I fell for it one other time in my life when I was told of the magical ingredients of the blood of Jesus. I am going into this scenario with my eyes open this time.
Yep. I was told and taught that the bread and wine were literally the body and blood of Jesus... and that Jesus WANTED me to consume him. Not just consume him, but chew his body. And anyone who 'abused' the body of Christ would be in immediate mortal sin. Let's just say I may, or may not have, spit it out when it tasted rancid. In front of everyone.... during a packed Sunday mass...
Eating the Pudding doesn't scare me. It couldn't be worse. Just sayin'.
It's what I always say.
Catholisism is a cannibalistic cult.
slipped
Quote from: Amicale on February 25, 2012, 03:52:35 PM
Yep. I was told and taught that the bread and wine were literally the body and blood of Jesus... and that Jesus WANTED me to consume him. Not just consume him, but chew his body. And anyone who 'abused' the body of Christ would be in immediate mortal sin. Let's just say I may, or may not have, spit it out when it tasted rancid. In front of everyone.... during a packed Sunday mass...
Eating the Pudding doesn't scare me. It couldn't be worse. Just sayin'.
Ha! Curious what happened after you did that :)
Quote from: Firebird on February 25, 2012, 06:21:35 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 25, 2012, 03:52:35 PM
Yep. I was told and taught that the bread and wine were literally the body and blood of Jesus... and that Jesus WANTED me to consume him. Not just consume him, but chew his body. And anyone who 'abused' the body of Christ would be in immediate mortal sin. Let's just say I may, or may not have, spit it out when it tasted rancid. In front of everyone.... during a packed Sunday mass...
Eating the Pudding doesn't scare me. It couldn't be worse. Just sayin'.
Ha! Curious what happened after you did that :)
That was the final straw that broke their backs and it was unforgivable apparently, I'd asked tons of questions while on the youth team, a lot of them of a skeptical nature... got into a friendly, respectful disagreement or 4 or 7 or so with the priest... once the 'Host' got spit out though, the youth leader saw. The priest saw. And after mass, my grandparents and I were told that it would be best if I dropped the youth team and dropped attending the parish youth events, since I was a 'bad influence' on the other kids. I replied that I hadn't MEANT to be, and the priest said he knew and understood, and said I was apparently friendly and sweet so it was a shame... but... REALLY it would be for the best for me to not spend time at the church with my peers, as apparently a lot of the other kids started asking questions when they saw I was asking them too. Seeing me spit the host out was just the thing that caused the youth director to go batty, apparently. She thought I'd meant it as an offense, and nothing would convince her otherwise. There you have it. 10 or 11 years old, and there I was, already causing friendly chaos and mayhem!
Which is why I'm thrilled Ali made it to 1,000 posts. ;D I predict I'll catch up with her by this time in April.