QuoteLast week, Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey introduced a bill that would ban "the manufacture or sale of food or products which use aborted human fetuses." But which foods or products use aborted human fetuses? Let's investigate.
http://gawker.com/5879254/
Nothing like introducing a few laws for problems that don't exist to make the day go by.
I was wondering about that. What a fucking idiot. And sadly, it'll probably pass anyway
What about live fetuses? They're still cool, right?
Mind numbing stupidity at it's best. God bless America!
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on January 26, 2012, 04:12:43 AM
What about live fetuses? They're still cool, right?
...And for use in dog food...
So that's why American Coke tastes so much better than British Coke.
Quote from: Crow on January 26, 2012, 02:06:31 PM
So that's why American Coke tastes so much better than British Coke.
And Pesi is better than both of them. ;)
More examples of what passes for common sense in lawmakers in the USA. Asmo, I love this country.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/02/17-ridiculous-laws-still_n_481379.html#s71645&title=In_Missouri_It (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/02/17-ridiculous-laws-still_n_481379.html#s71645&title=In_Missouri_It)
Well drat. Nothing gives my homemade BBQ sauce that nice, piquant flavor like a little dried fetus. Guess I'll have to find a substitute. ::)
Quote from: philosoraptor on January 26, 2012, 08:10:42 PM
Well drat. Nothing gives my homemade BBQ sauce that nice, piquant flavor like a little dried fetus. Guess I'll have to find a substitute. ::)
I hear kitten is a good one. :P
Kittens, unlike fetuses, are too cute to eat.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 26, 2012, 04:39:41 PM
Quote from: Crow on January 26, 2012, 02:06:31 PM
So that's why American Coke tastes so much better than British Coke.
And Pesi is better than both of them. ;)
Eww you heathen :P
Whi si the US goverment hemmoraging money? Bacause of shit like this!
Ooh! Ooh! Coca Cola products might contain fetuses. Burger King's too!
I'm SO gonna go to a Burger King and get a giant bucket of fetus nuggets and an even larger one of Cola. :D
Quote from: Asmodean on January 27, 2012, 09:30:47 AM
Ooh! Ooh! Coca Cola products might contain fetuses. Burger King's too!
I'm SO gonna go to a Burger King and get a giant bucket of fetus nuggets and an even larger one of Cola. :D
Saw that one coming...
Quote from: Guardian85 on January 27, 2012, 09:49:12 AM
Saw that one coming...
The Asmo is... The Asmo. Now and forever.
yikes, I'd better stock up on some more Soylent Green before they make it illegal!
What I do with my unborn fetuses are no one's business! :D
It's the special sauce on my turkey patty.
I hope none of these laws affects the availability of my favourite skin care products.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on January 30, 2012, 05:14:49 AM
I hope none of these laws affects the availability of my favourite skin care products.
Wouldn't want a wrinkled Pudding. :)
Quote from: Sweetdeath on January 30, 2012, 05:21:57 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on January 30, 2012, 05:14:49 AM
I hope none of these laws affects the availability of my favourite skin care products.
Wouldn't want a wrinkled Pudding. :)
No! Just stick with the world-beating acne!