http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0606/666.html
Quote from: jimmorrisonbabe on January 24, 2012, 11:15:21 PM
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0606/666.html
It's a parody site. They did such a good job that it's hard to tell...esp with people like Westboro Baptist running loose.
Yup,that one's a mere satire alright.
But you are barely able to tell.
QuoteA Checklist for Christian Mothers
1. Ladies, keep your legs crossed until after midnight. A True Christian™ lady always keeps her knees together -- and June 6 is no time to stop. As your demon child willfully pushes and kicks, causing your lady hole to dilate to the size of a drainage pipe, keep your knees locked together at all times. This will give your demanding child a wonderful, early lesson that he can't always have his way. To underscore this valuable disciplinary message, as the devil child flops around, trying to claw its way out to the human world to do Lucifer's bidding, continue to warble in a loud voice, "La la la la la la la I CAN'T FEEL YOU!"
:D :D :D
OK, I needed that chuckle. As all moms will attest, warbling 'la la la I can't feel you' does absolutely ZILCH to ward off a birth, but hey, I suppose we could try. *grin*
Landover fooled me into getting into a short debate once before I realized it was a parody. They are good.