POLYMORPHY
life's blessing
one consciousness
our priviledge
a human mark
we may ail differently
still pain the same
inbreeding is deadly to non-komodo dragons
Are you asking what color we are?
I depends on the time of year I guess. Usually I'm sort of yellow-ish, but in the summer I get more brownish, and right now I'm pasty with pink swirls.
Er, what? ???
On another board where a member particularly enjoys strange polls, he always adds a WTF button. ;)
Quote from: Traveler on January 20, 2012, 10:47:48 PM
he always adds a WTF button. ;)
added it...i'm a bit confused to (and I don't fit in any of the options as I'm no mix or those races nor extremely white)
Thanks Whitney! And ... we're winning!!! LOL
I wish I was a ginger.
Quote from: Whitney on January 20, 2012, 11:35:41 PM
Quote from: Traveler on January 20, 2012, 10:47:48 PM
he always adds a WTF button. ;)
added it...i'm a bit confused to (and I don't fit in any of the options as I'm no mix or those races nor extremely white)
technically we are all bastards, there is no "extreme" titration of any one racial origin.
beware when political correctness blends out details that are obviously not relevant in social justice but are statistically important in medical considerations
after all the USA problem has been a missisipi burning and degrading social justice
and in india the absurd caste system persists
but above all the greek slave system has prevailed, not restricted to race, origin or belief
aren't we all slaves according to what we OWE?
Quote from: Genericguy on January 21, 2012, 05:45:44 AM
I wish I was a ginger.
No you don't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
+1 to WTF!
Quote from: Ali on January 20, 2012, 09:40:45 PM
Are you asking what color we are?
I depends on the time of year I guess. Usually I'm sort of yellow-ish, but in the summer I get more brownish, and right now I'm pasty with pink swirls.
you sound as if in denial
http://www.economist.com/node/6795348 (http://www.economist.com/node/6795348)
read it carefully, abandon labels, in seeking your personal health and flourishment
define yourself with clarity
Quote from: Tank on January 21, 2012, 07:24:25 AM
Quote from: Genericguy on January 21, 2012, 05:45:44 AM
I wish I was a ginger.
No you don't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
A couple of g's :D so funny! I love the ginger craze that's been happening. It's absolutely pointless.
Edit: does this count as a derail if Im not even sure what the threads about?
Wait a minute... I want to try something.
Organic raw milk.
Is Indian wood beige a light or dark beige?
concrete gray.
16 on the Luchan chart, or thereabouts.
Pink with light beige speckles
Quote from: Tank on January 21, 2012, 11:18:20 AM
Pink with light beige speckles
I've heard that the indigenous people of Aus arid areas saw the first white men as pink.
Probably a crimson verging on red kind of pink.
Quote from: pytheas on January 21, 2012, 07:31:42 AM
Quote from: Ali on January 20, 2012, 09:40:45 PM
Are you asking what color we are?
I depends on the time of year I guess. Usually I'm sort of yellow-ish, but in the summer I get more brownish, and right now I'm pasty with pink swirls.
you sound as if in denial
LOL!! In denial of what? That's actually what color my skin is (assuming that's what you're asking.) During the winter, I turn a kind of pale yellow. I recently noticed that my skin right now is the exact same color as my Korean friend's, if that helps you picture it. That made me happy because she's got gorgeous skin and I'm happy to resemble any part of it. If I get any sun in the summer, I turn brown. Right now I'm sick, so I'm paler than usual and my nose and under my nose and around my eyes is pink. Exactly what I said. I'm not in denial or ashamed of my "color." I think I have a fine color.
Pretty much a 19 on the von Luschan Scale
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Felix_von_Luschan_Skin_Color_chart.svg
Quote from: McQ on January 21, 2012, 04:14:50 PM
Pretty much a 19 on the von Luschan Scale
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Felix_von_Luschan_Skin_Color_chart.svg
Nice!
At the moment, my arms are about an 18, but my face is about a 4. LOL In the summer if I get enough sun, I can get up to about a 21.
There is a big gap between 26 and 27.
I think I was one of the last generation that thought tanned was good.
I did stop seeking colouration from the sun a long while back.
I haven't had to have bits of myself cut away as yet.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F3%2F3c%2FFelix_von_Luschan_Skin_Color_chart.svg%2F400px-Felix_von_Luschan_Skin_Color_chart.svg.png&hash=a273cfb2fac83b548fe77b1b513a6d3d278bfc96)
Thou shalt not be 26 and a half.
Score another for the WTF category :) but according to that Luschan chart, I'd say I'm generally between a 24 to a 26, depending on the time of year. I've never actually met anyone who was a 1 to a 16, though...
Really? There must be a lot more pasty white people here in CO then. My husband is maaaybe a 14. He's PALE.
Don't get me wrong folks!
I just miss black, yellow, red and beige friends to play with and for my kids to play with their kids.
stranded in a redneck-variety of goat-herding mountainous bigots, confined and segregated on the basis christian? =then greek, with only recently flood inflow examples of multicoloured "alien cultrures" of truly destitude refugee-immigrants that are treated Abominably.
what you might take for granted some are fighting for
Quote from: pytheas on January 22, 2012, 07:55:24 AM
what you might take for granted some are fighting for
...And others are fighting to get rid of.
I think I know what you mean Pytheas. Some people are too scared to admit that they even see the color of people's skin. First of all, I call BS whenever someone says something like "Oh, is he (insert whatever "color" here)? I hadn't noticed..." That's not the way our brains work. We sort and store info about our world by putting things in categories using both similarities and differences. That's why we can recognize a pine, a maple, an ash, but we can also also recognize that they are all trees. That's just how our brains work. But I also think that by refusing to acknowledge differences, we are losing out on the beauty of diversity. Humans are a lovely diverse lot with all sorts of beautiful variations. I'd rather celebrate that than ignore it.
Quote from: Asmodean on January 22, 2012, 09:42:23 AM
Quote from: pytheas on January 22, 2012, 07:55:24 AM
what you might take for granted some are fighting for
...And others are fighting to get rid of.
i like you
Quote from: Ali
I think I know what you mean
you do, thanks, party on
Quote from: Asmodean on January 22, 2012, 06:03:07 PM
Quote from: pytheas on January 22, 2012, 03:32:09 PM
i like you
I'm an asshole, but a generally fair one.
Hey, it isn't easy being lumpy. Or grumpy while you're lumpy. Man, considering all of that, I'm surprised you're as fair as you are. ;)
Ummm...I like red so...Indian red sun?
But what are these meant to represent?
Thy make and model, obviously... Like mine is a vintage concrete gray Asmo
(To be slightly more serious, I'm so white that I'm nearly transparent)
Quote from: Asmodean on January 24, 2012, 07:12:28 AM
Thy make and model, obviously... Like mine is a vintage concrete gray Asmo
(To be slightly more serious, I'm so white that I'm nearly transparent)
Is Asmo an Emo?
Wrong hairdo for the moment and a bit too much beard, not to mention having armoured concrete for skin, but yes, style-wise, you can probably say that.
Heehee
Emodean.
Quote from: Ali on January 24, 2012, 05:21:05 PM
Heehee
Emodean.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imm.io%2Ffb5m.png&hash=82bd7940b2981b51f22b294889e5312de5dc9e4a)
Quote from: Asmodean on January 24, 2012, 07:12:28 AM
Thy make and model, obviously... Like mine is a vintage concrete gray Asmo
(To be slightly more serious, I'm so white that I'm nearly transparent)
Well technically we all have transparent skin, its the Melanin that gives colour. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maxminis.com%2FDesktopModules%2FActiveForums%2Fthemes%2F_default%2Femoticons%2Fsmiley_with_glasses.gif&hash=3f4439b15382fccc0782e94c513d286dbaac3ad2)
Quote from: Davin on January 24, 2012, 05:25:44 PM
Quote from: Ali on January 24, 2012, 05:21:05 PM
Heehee
Emodean.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imm.io%2Ffb5m.png&hash=82bd7940b2981b51f22b294889e5312de5dc9e4a)
Love it! Absolutly brilliant!
I am really pale. The only reason I have any color on me is because I spend so much time outside during the summer.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 24, 2012, 07:26:20 PM
I am really pale. The only reason I have any color on me is because I spend so much time outside during the summer.
It's your nordic genes.
Quote from: Davin on January 24, 2012, 05:25:44 PM
Quote from: Ali on January 24, 2012, 05:21:05 PM
Heehee
Emodean.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imm.io%2Ffb5m.png&hash=82bd7940b2981b51f22b294889e5312de5dc9e4a)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Had a pic of The Asmo somewhere, complete with that hairdo and some mascara. I think it was taken right after a concert.
Quote from: Asmodean on January 24, 2012, 09:21:17 PM
Had a pic of The Asmo somewhere, complete with that hairdo and some mascara. I think it was taken right after a concert.
Please dig it out, pretty please!!!!!
I would have to put my stationary PC together to do that... Will see if I get to it sometime tomorrow.
Can't wait! Are you smoking and making out with boys in the picture? (Ali is old - she thinks all emo kids smoke and make out with each other at all times.) :D
No, just me on the photo and I don't smoke inside.
Soy de la raza mora, que no le chingues excepto las blanquichiqitas!!!! Omnomnomnom... ;)
I'm of the race that doesn't bother anyone except little white bananas? LOL
(Spanish....rusty....)
This be Asmo. From this thread http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=8695.30
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi753.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx180%2FAlex_3-14%2FTheAsmo.png&hash=0c321e690e165e6c683f0b14d285af9b4972b424)
A recent photo, that. That's more or less what I look like now (Except the goatee looks better when newly trimmed)
I did have cool emo-hair before though. Not too many years ago.
Quote from: Tank on January 25, 2012, 08:56:47 AM
This be Asmo. From this thread http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=8695.30
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi753.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx180%2FAlex_3-14%2FTheAsmo.png&hash=0c321e690e165e6c683f0b14d285af9b4972b424)
Looks like a metal monk.
You don't have that emo-pic of me gathering dust on one of your harddisks by chance..?
In training to become a greybeard I see.
Quote from: Guardian85 on January 25, 2012, 11:22:17 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 25, 2012, 08:56:47 AM
This be Asmo. From this thread http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=8695.30
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi753.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx180%2FAlex_3-14%2FTheAsmo.png&hash=0c321e690e165e6c683f0b14d285af9b4972b424)
Looks like a metal monk.
Or some sort of pierced and bespeckled Jedi.
Quote from: Asmodean on January 25, 2012, 11:35:23 AM
You don't have that emo-pic of me gathering dust on one of your harddisks by chance..?
I do, actually. Want it back?
Quote from: Guardian85 on January 25, 2012, 05:50:28 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 25, 2012, 11:35:23 AM
You don't have that emo-pic of me gathering dust on one of your harddisks by chance..?
I do, actually. Want it back?
Post it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would love to, but I know not how...
How do I get a pic from my harddrive onto the site?
Quote from: Guardian85 on January 25, 2012, 07:09:46 PM
I would love to, but I know not how...
How do I get a pic from my harddrive onto the site?
Many free image services, I often use pixlr (http://pixlr.com/editor/) (not very permanent), but from home I just use my web servers.
Quote from: Guardian85 on January 25, 2012, 07:09:46 PM
I would love to, but I know not how...
How do I get a pic from my harddrive onto the site?
This should help.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=7484.0
Featuring Asmodean as the emo bastard:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg72.imageshack.us%2Fimg72%2F6258%2Femoasmo.jpg&hash=263117aa6199405e0c26349e7ac67ac210c3d6ae) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/72/emoasmo.jpg/)
Thank you! Now The Asmo's stationary PC can remain in pieces a while longer. :D
I'm very fair and pretty much burn up the second I walk into the sun (I wear SPF 30 year round).
It used to bother me when people would be all "oh, you need a tan, sweetie" but now I've all embraced my pasty-whitey-ness.
I'm pretty pale (not as pale as my husband. He's so pale he's almost translucent. He doesn't tan...at all). My dad was Swiss, and My mother was Sicilian so I have a faint tinge of Olive. I'm always befuddled when people insist that pale people tan. What the heck? I usually tell them, "I don't want skin cancer and wrinkles. Thanks."
Quote from: Beachdragon on February 14, 2012, 08:25:05 PM
I'm pretty pale (not as pale as my husband. He's so pale he's almost translucent. He doesn't tan...at all). My dad was Swiss, and My mother was Sicilian so I have a faint tinge of Olive. I'm always befuddled when people insist that pale people tan. What the heck? I usually tell them, "I don't want skin cancer and wrinkles. Thanks."
I'm pale and I go from pale to pink lobster in 30 minutes flat!
Somehow, Asmo, that is not at all what I expected.
I've tried to embrace my pasty whiteness, but quite frankly I still hate it. Maybe by the time I'm an ancient old lady I'll finally accept that I'm not an elegant sepia tone.
Trust me, being sepia toned isn't all it's cracked up to be. People definitely aren't sure what to make of white-ish American-ish people. I've been Americanizing my maiden name all of my life.
Real pronunciation:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RGoqUPRO1U (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RGoqUPRO1U)
Americanized pronunciation:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WpakiKH60J (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WpakiKH60J)
To me, huge difference. To you, maybe not
Quote from: Ali on February 15, 2012, 05:34:12 AM
Trust me, being sepia toned isn't all it's cracked up to be. People definitely aren't sure what to make of white-ish American-ish people. I've been Americanizing my maiden name all of my life.
Real pronunciation:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RGoqUPRO1U (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RGoqUPRO1U)
Americanized pronunciation:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WpakiKH60J (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WpakiKH60J)
To me, huge difference. To you, maybe not
On the second one I here more emphasis on the end of the name. Slightly more assertive?
I don't know how else to describe it except that "Navarro" needs a rolled r in the middle, but never gets it.
It's like Nah-var-tho. Only the "th" is only a whisper.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HeWhYwsZ6E (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HeWhYwsZ6E)
Don't worry if you can't get it. No one can. ;D
Quote from: Ali on February 15, 2012, 06:23:52 AM
I don't know how else to describe it except that "Navarro" needs a rolled r in the middle, but never gets it.
It's like Nah-var-tho. Only the "th" is only a whisper.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HeWhYwsZ6E (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HeWhYwsZ6E)
Don't worry if you can't get it. No one can. ;D
That should be rated NSFW!
a
Quote from: Tank on February 15, 2012, 06:54:43 AM
Quote from: Ali on February 15, 2012, 06:23:52 AM
I don't know how else to describe it except that "Navarro" needs a rolled r in the middle, but never gets it.
It's like Nah-var-tho. Only the "th" is only a whisper.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HeWhYwsZ6E (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HeWhYwsZ6E)
Don't worry if you can't get it. No one can. ;D
That should be rated NSFW!
Only because my real name is so hot!.
Quote from: Ali on February 15, 2012, 05:34:12 AM
Trust me, being sepia toned isn't all it's cracked up to be. People definitely aren't sure what to make of white-ish American-ish people. I've been Americanizing my maiden name all of my life...
I hear ya. My artistic sense wars with my practical sense. Unfortunately, being white is still an advantage in a practical sense. I think its stupid, but there you go. But speaking aesthetically, I find pasty white to be ugly as all get out. No offense meant to other pasty whites out there ... I'm speaking purely from my mirror's perspective. ;)
Quote from: Traveler on February 16, 2012, 03:50:48 PM
But speaking aesthetically, I find pasty white to be ugly as all get out. No offense meant to other pasty whites out there ... I'm speaking purely from my mirror's perspective. ;)
I'm in the same fish belly white boat. The only advantage I can see is that so many of my veins are easy to find when blood needs to be drawn.
The sun is my sworn enemy. >:(
Quote from: Melmoth on February 17, 2012, 12:57:09 PM
The sun is my sworn enemy. >:(
You
are extremely pale -- I used to get some tedious vampire jokes, how about you?
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 17, 2012, 05:58:53 PM
Quote from: Melmoth on February 17, 2012, 12:57:09 PM
The sun is my sworn enemy. >:(
You are extremely pale -- I used to get some tedious vampire jokes, how about you?
He's too cute to be a vampire. ;D
Quote from: znk666 on January 23, 2012, 09:58:24 PM
Ummm...I like red so...Indian red sun?
But what are these meant to represent?
symbolism of hue
amerindian, mexican, north, meso and south american native, aztec, inca, mayan, all the tribes massacred by spanish and anglosaxon heritage from top to bottom of a wonderful continent
I pressed hard to find mascot connotations that would not be seen as derogatory, and the sterotype red indian (as opposed to India ) together with my admiration of them in that the setting sun red color and vibe befits an eg. apache more than a byzantine emperor, resulted in the mediocre expression "indian red sun"
Quote from: Tank on February 17, 2012, 07:00:59 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 17, 2012, 05:58:53 PM
Quote from: Melmoth on February 17, 2012, 12:57:09 PM
The sun is my sworn enemy. >:(
You are extremely pale -- I used to get some tedious vampire jokes, how about you?
He's too cute to be a vampire. ;D
I don't know, those sparkly ones are on the cute side.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 17, 2012, 05:58:53 PM
Quote from: Melmoth on February 17, 2012, 12:57:09 PM
The sun is my sworn enemy. >:(
You are extremely pale -- I used to get some tedious vampire jokes, how about you?
Hah! Mel may be pale, but The Asmo is so pale, he's actually gray. And almost transparent. ;D
Transparent would be useful. I would use it to blend into my surroundings and sneak up on people.
Quote from: Ali on February 17, 2012, 09:09:42 PM
Transparent would be useful. I would use it to blend into my surroundings and sneak up on people.
But you couldn't see anything as your eyes would be transparent (in particular the retinas). In addition anything 'not you' would be visible e.g. the contents of your alimentary canal. Ewwwww!!!
Quote from: Tank on February 17, 2012, 09:13:36 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 17, 2012, 09:09:42 PM
Transparent would be useful. I would use it to blend into my surroundings and sneak up on people.
But you couldn't see anything as your eyes would be transparent (in particular the retinas). In addition anything 'not you' would be visible e.g. the contents of your alimentary canal. Ewwwww!!!
Obviously I would invent a type of transparancy that involves letting me see and making anything that is touching me or inside me transparant as well. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to eat or wear any clothes if I wanted to sneak.
Oh man, I must be feeling randy today because this is the second thread in the last half hour that has made me think really dirty thoughts. LMAO
Quote from: Tank on February 17, 2012, 09:13:36 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 17, 2012, 09:09:42 PM
Transparent would be useful. I would use it to blend into my surroundings and sneak up on people.
But you couldn't see anything as your eyes would be transparent (in particular the retinas). In addition anything 'not you' would be visible e.g. the contents of your alimentary canal. Ewwwww!!!
Yes. Tank, he knows what The Asmo has to go through. :(
Quote from: Asmodean on February 17, 2012, 09:28:36 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 17, 2012, 09:13:36 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 17, 2012, 09:09:42 PM
Transparent would be useful. I would use it to blend into my surroundings and sneak up on people.
But you couldn't see anything as your eyes would be transparent (in particular the retinas). In addition anything 'not you' would be visible e.g. the contents of your alimentary canal. Ewwwww!!!
Yes. Tank, he knows what The Asmo has to go through. :(
There there Asmo. We'll wrap you in scarves and pot holders and no one will see the contents of your alimentary canal.
Quote from: Ali on February 17, 2012, 09:40:38 PM
There there Asmo. We'll wrap you in scarves and pot holders and no one will see the contents of your alimentary canal.
Do Asmos even have that..?
Needs to find me a mirror. ???
Quote from: Asmodean on February 18, 2012, 12:07:19 AM
Quote from: Ali on February 17, 2012, 09:40:38 PM
There there Asmo. We'll wrap you in scarves and pot holders and no one will see the contents of your alimentary canal.
Do Asmos even have that..?
Needs to find me a mirror. ???
You've got to have somewhere to put the babies when you eat them....
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 12:23:04 AM
You've got to have somewhere to put the babies when you eat them....
Well, The Asmos are all equipped with a standard Hellfire furnace, attached to their oesophagus...
{insert heartburn joke here}
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 03:29:06 PM
{insert heartburn joke here}
Actually, insert the kind of sensation one has after eating an extra spicy kebab with habanero sause.
Quote from: Asmodean on February 18, 2012, 03:44:11 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 03:29:06 PM
{insert heartburn joke here}
Actually, insert the kind of sensation one has after eating an extra spicy kebab with habanero sause.
Slightly off topic, but true story. I did my first two years of college at CSU which is in the college town of Ft. Collins. At that time (late 90's) there was a hot wing place called Cluck U that offered the "911 challenge" where you had to eat 6 of their 911 hot wings within a half an hour without drinking anything, and if you could, you would get your name and picture on the wall. Local legend had it that they actually sprayed the wings with pepper spray. You had to sign a waiver before you ate them. It was sort of tradition that all of the freshman boys would, at some point, test their manhood by trying the challenge. I went along with several of my male friends when they tried the challenge, and never saw anyone finish it. My friend Beau seemingly lost his mind and ran out of the restaurant and was, like, drinking water in the street gutter and scraping his tongue with trash.
My point being:
{Insert the sensation of eating Cluck U 911 hot wings here}
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 04:06:02 PM
{Insert the sensation of eating Cluck U 911 hot wings here}
The Asmo would likely succeed. He can do quite-incredibly-spicy. :D
Quote from: Asmodean on February 18, 2012, 05:01:03 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 04:06:02 PM
{Insert the sensation of eating Cluck U 911 hot wings here}
The Asmo would likely succeed. He can do quite-incredibly-spicy. :D
Asmo, you need to try this: Blair's After Death sauce. One drop of it flavors an entire pot of chili.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_VyFNg1io1zI%2FTAGTn0EwCNI%2FAAAAAAAAAyw%2FeLJjSB3YuPo%2Fs1600%2FBlairsAfterDeath2010.jpg&hash=0ab7197e14151f6fec97d48dbaa1b9efe9a4dc52)
I got some on my hand once, and accidentally somehow got it in my mouth. I drank 6 glasses of milk and I was still in literal pain an hour later!
Quote from: Amicale on February 18, 2012, 07:04:34 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 18, 2012, 05:01:03 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 04:06:02 PM
{Insert the sensation of eating Cluck U 911 hot wings here}
The Asmo would likely succeed. He can do quite-incredibly-spicy. :D
Asmo, you need to try this: Blair's After Death sauce. One drop of it flavors an entire pot of chili.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_VyFNg1io1zI%2FTAGTn0EwCNI%2FAAAAAAAAAyw%2FeLJjSB3YuPo%2Fs1600%2FBlairsAfterDeath2010.jpg&hash=0ab7197e14151f6fec97d48dbaa1b9efe9a4dc52)
I got some on my hand once, and accidentally somehow got it in my mouth. I drank 6 glasses of milk and I was still in literal pain an hour later!
They even had an "16 Million Reserve" edition (+/- 3200 times spicier than Tabasco), which were all sold.
You could however settle for their "Ultra Death" sauce (1,1 Million Scoville units). The original After death sauce is "only" 50,000 scoville units,
which is spicy enough for most humans, but not for an Asmo (or me).
Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html (http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html)
I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down. I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 08:56:55 PM
Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html (http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html)
I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down. I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.
Damn! I was gonna mention that. Got served that once in Italy with calamari. The lady in the resturant gave me a toothpick dipped in the stuff, and it lasted all day. :o
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 08:56:55 PM
Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html (http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html)
I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down. I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.
Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower. :D I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....
Quote from: Amicale on February 18, 2012, 10:16:44 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 08:56:55 PM
Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html (http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html)
I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down. I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.
Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower. :D I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....
Hahahahahaha. At least you didn't go blind.... ;D
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 10:35:19 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 18, 2012, 10:16:44 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 08:56:55 PM
Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html (http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html)
I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down. I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.
Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower. :D I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....
Hahahahahaha. At least you didn't go blind.... ;D
And they keep saying I will, too... *shifty eyes*
Quote from: Amicale on February 18, 2012, 10:16:44 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 08:56:55 PM
Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html (http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html)
I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down. I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.
Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower. :D I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....
This 'hot sauce' sounds suspiciously like a certain warming lotion I was persuaded into trying . . .
Quote from: Dobermonster on February 18, 2012, 10:56:23 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 18, 2012, 10:16:44 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 08:56:55 PM
Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html (http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html)
I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down. I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.
Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower. :D I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....
This 'hot sauce' sounds suspiciously like a certain warming lotion I was persuaded into trying . . .
;D I haven't had much luck with THAT stuff either. What can I say. I have sensitive skin, and so warming gel/lotion causes unexpected hilarity...
Quote from: Amicale on February 18, 2012, 11:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dobermonster on February 18, 2012, 10:56:23 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 18, 2012, 10:16:44 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 08:56:55 PM
Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html (http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html)
I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down. I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.
Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower. :D I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....
This 'hot sauce' sounds suspiciously like a certain warming lotion I was persuaded into trying . . .
;D I haven't had much luck with THAT stuff either. What can I say. I have sensitive skin, and so warming gel/lotion causes unexpected hilarity...
Ladies, if you ever wanted a solid argument for the benefits of an flexible shower hose, this is it. Now go, and seek ye at Home Depot. ;D
Quote from: Tom62 on February 18, 2012, 08:10:08 PM
They even had an "16 Million Reserve" edition (+/- 3200 times spicier than Tabasco), which were all sold.
You could however settle for their "Ultra Death" sauce (1,1 Million Scoville units). The original After death sauce is "only" 50,000 scoville units,
which is spicy enough for most humans, but not for an Asmo (or me).
Really?! One can has one that?! Because I have the original After Death and... Well, I'm kind of using it like ketchup - liberally.
Capsaicin tolerance... Fish, Asmos and cats on tricycles, they have it. That's why The Asmo likes to get his hands on habaneros whenever he can. Over 100K on that somethingorother-scale is a must for The Asmo to award it over two chilies in hotness.
Quote from: Guardian85 on February 18, 2012, 09:20:02 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 08:56:55 PM
Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html (http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html)
I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down. I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.
Damn! I was gonna mention that. Got served that once in Italy with calamari. The lady in the resturant gave me a toothpick dipped in the stuff, and it lasted all day. :o
I would go there just for the toothpicks. Resupply once a week and then just walk about sucking on one until it loses potency. :D
Quote from: Dobermonster on February 18, 2012, 10:56:23 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 18, 2012, 10:16:44 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 18, 2012, 08:56:55 PM
Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html (http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html)
I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down. I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.
Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower. :D I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....
This 'hot sauce' sounds suspiciously like a certain warming lotion I was persuaded into trying . . .
Only if you equate a candle with a napalm flame-thrower!
Quote from: Tank on February 19, 2012, 09:32:39 AM
Only if you equate a candle with a napalm flame-thrower!
The problem with which would be... Would be... Be... Eh... Nope. Got nothin' ???