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General => Science => Topic started by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 16, 2012, 03:51:08 AM

Title: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 16, 2012, 03:51:08 AM
Oh well.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/15/world/europe/russia-mars-probe/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 04:14:27 AM
Shit happens...

Too bad it doesn't happen close enough for The Asmo to collect some souveniers though.  :(
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:18:57 AM
A for effort?
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 04:27:32 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:18:57 AM
A for effort?
F for looting opportunities.  >:(
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:42:40 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 04:27:32 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:18:57 AM
A for effort?
F for looting opportunities.  >:(

LOL

What in the world would you do with looted spaceship parts? ???

Nevermind, I don't want to know  :P
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 16, 2012, 04:58:43 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 04:27:32 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:18:57 AM
A for effort?
F for looting opportunities.  >:(

Yeah, if they're going to dump one, it should be in the Baltic or North Sea, right? Closer to home.
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 05:05:54 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:42:40 AM
Nevermind, I don't want to know  :P
No, you probably don't. Best the world does not suspect. It's all a part of a very complicated exotic particles gathering plan, as described in The Road to World Domination in 1754 Easy Steps.  :D
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 05:09:02 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on January 16, 2012, 04:58:43 AM
Closer to home.
There is a fjord a hundred meters that way *point* Could put it in there.  >:(
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 05:46:05 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 05:05:54 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:42:40 AM
Nevermind, I don't want to know  :P
No, you probably don't. Best the world does not suspect. It's all a part of a very complicated exotic particles gathering plan, as described in The Road to World Domination in 1754 Easy Steps.  :D

Spoken like a true evil genius. True to form.  8)
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Tank on January 16, 2012, 07:35:39 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 16, 2012, 04:18:57 AM
A for effort?
Yes. Very unfortunate,
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Crocoduck on January 16, 2012, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 05:05:54 AM
The Road to World Domination in 1754 Easy Steps.  :D
I thought I saw all the "Road" movies Bob and Bing made but I must have missed that one. Road to Zanzibar was my favorite.
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 11:19:10 AM
Quote from: Crocoduck on January 16, 2012, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 05:05:54 AM
The Road to World Domination in 1754 Easy Steps.  :D
I thought I saw all the "Road" movies Bob and Bing made but I must have missed that one. Road to Zanzibar was my favorite.
Is a BOOK. By The Asmo, Ph.m.d, m for mad.
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Guardian85 on January 16, 2012, 01:19:35 PM
Swing and a miss!
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Firebird on January 16, 2012, 02:33:06 PM
Hope they have better luck when ferrying people to the space station
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 02:55:53 PM
Quote from: Firebird on January 16, 2012, 02:33:06 PM
Hope they have better luck when ferrying people to the space station
Oh, they do. Those carrier rockets are, as far as I know, of a more reliable variety and the design of the craft itself has been used for decades... Pretty much as reliable as a government program can make.
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Whitney on January 16, 2012, 03:41:46 PM
that thing didn't really look like it would have survived a landing on mars anyway; unless they had built in some autopilot to land it like a human could.  The US mars probe had giant crash bubbles around them....the russian one looks like the old lunar lander.
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 04:25:19 PM
Quote from: Whitney on January 16, 2012, 03:41:46 PM
that thing didn't really look like it would have survived a landing on mars anyway; unless they had built in some autopilot to land it like a human could.  The US mars probe had giant crash bubbles around them....the russian one looks like the old lunar lander.
It wasn't going to Mars, was it? To Phobos, no?

In any case, both Russia and the States have landed stuff on Mars before with relative success some times.
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Davin on January 16, 2012, 05:01:12 PM
At least they're still trying, 'Merka cancelled a lot of our space programs... if only there was a way to re-ignite the US vs. Soviet space race...
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Firebird on January 16, 2012, 07:43:11 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 16, 2012, 04:25:19 PM
Quote from: Whitney on January 16, 2012, 03:41:46 PM
that thing didn't really look like it would have survived a landing on mars anyway; unless they had built in some autopilot to land it like a human could.  The US mars probe had giant crash bubbles around them....the russian one looks like the old lunar lander.
It wasn't going to Mars, was it? To Phobos, no?

In any case, both Russia and the States have landed stuff on Mars before with relative success some times.

Yes, I believe it was going to try and scoop up some dirt from one of the moons, something like 8 oz. worth. The US, if nothing else, has had a fair amount of success using unmanned probes and telescopes, except for the one that crashed when one group was using the metric system and the other was using the US measurement system.
Title: Re: Russians shoot for Mars and land in Pacific
Post by: Sandra Craft on January 17, 2012, 01:20:24 AM
Must have been a nasty moment for the inhabitants of Wellington Island.