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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: Tank on December 09, 2011, 11:28:25 AM

Title: The Bloodthirsty Bible!
Post by: Tank on December 09, 2011, 11:28:25 AM
Some of these are quite amusing.

How to beat your slave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQFI66E12sU)
Title: Re: The Bloodthirsty Bible!
Post by: OldGit on December 09, 2011, 11:35:03 AM
Excellent! (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi647.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu198%2FRamblingSyd%2FLaughing_RoflSmileyLJ.gif&hash=408f9683dd143fb3e0c4dfb36ccf4b0387222924)
Title: Re: The Bloodthirsty Bible!
Post by: Asmodean on December 09, 2011, 11:42:10 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatvzone.com%2Fforums%2Fstyle_emoticons%2Fdefault%2Fhmm.gif&hash=172c81f53e3924193aebfb0a35ee89fe73f5a05f) Asmo, he might learn something from that book... 'Haps it's about time to re-read it  ;D
Title: Re: The Bloodthirsty Bible!
Post by: Gawen on December 10, 2011, 01:33:22 PM
Ahhh...that's The Thinking Atheists youtube channel. I've been subscribed to this for quite some time. Good stuff.
Title: Re: The Bloodthirsty Bible!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on December 10, 2011, 04:08:28 PM
How should your slave beat you.
It's not a personal thing.
I'm just asking in the interest of symmetry.
Title: Re: The Bloodthirsty Bible!
Post by: Crocoduck on December 10, 2011, 11:25:10 PM
My friends used to call him "Loving Father God" Because "God is Love".
Title: Re: The Bloodthirsty Bible!
Post by: Happy_Is_Good on December 13, 2011, 03:13:20 AM
Tank,

Thanks for this link and I'd like to "Bump" it just to let other members know.

Also, the guy who created that video - The Thinking Atheist - has a whole Youtube page of videos and even a speech at the following address:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOJSOlPpDuE

It's really a good speech.

Thanks.
Title: Re: The Bloodthirsty Bible!
Post by: Matthaios on December 14, 2011, 01:15:04 AM
Quote from: Tank on December 09, 2011, 11:28:25 AM
Some of these are quite amusing.

How to beat your slave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQFI66E12sU)
Amusing, indeed.

Here are some other bloodthirsty verses from the same chapter:

Exodus 21:16 - "Anyone who kidnaps someone is to be put to death, whether the victim has been sold or is still in the kidnapper's possession."
Exodus 21:26-27 - "An owner who hits a male or female slave in the eye and destroys it must let the slave go free to compensate for the eye. And an owner who knocks out the tooth of a male or female slave must let the slave go free to compensate for the tooth."
Title: Re: The Bloodthirsty Bible!
Post by: history_geek on December 14, 2011, 06:34:24 AM
Quote from: Matthaios on December 14, 2011, 01:15:04 AM
Exodus 21:16 - "Anyone who kidnaps someone is to be put to death, whether the victim has been sold or is still in the kidnapper's possession."

Well, that certainly cuts prison expenses  ;D

QuoteExodus 21:26-27 - "An owner who hits a male or female slave in the eye and destroys it must let the slave go free to compensate for the eye. And an owner who knocks out the tooth of a male or female slave must let the slave go free to compensate for the tooth."

Yay for more slave beating! Though if it means to lose a tooth or two for freedom, not too bad of a deal I suppose. Until the next slaver raid anyhow ::)
Loosing an eye...ermh, yeah, not taking that one for the team  :-\