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General => Current Events => Topic started by: Chronos on December 09, 2011, 03:52:50 AM

Title: Borowitz Report
Post by: Chronos on December 09, 2011, 03:52:50 AM
Sometimes Andy Borowitz's Twitter feed can provide a few chuckles:







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(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-pBpybfUoccw/TuF-lDnwELI/AAAAAAAAAkw/8pvREseHVK4/s358/Borowitz-Idiots-Evidence.png)(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-zATJ4mqXcDQ/TuF-lv5_K2I/AAAAAAAAAlA/cvvgeWOlsfo/s353/Borowitz-Palin-Dignity.png)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-BbGeyZFzS-M/TuF-lXy__UI/AAAAAAAAAk8/kqInDURaHnw/s344/Borowitz-Romney-PlanB.png)(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oZGFP6udvXM/TuF-mPG1gnI/AAAAAAAAAlQ/8mvz3wx7VGw/s341/Borowitz-Trump-stripper-funeral.png)


Title: Re: Borowitz Report
Post by: Tank on December 09, 2011, 09:58:03 AM
Very good, quite a few chuckles there  :D
Title: Re: Borowitz Report
Post by: Chronos on December 16, 2011, 12:24:33 AM








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(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-xGqYsG_zkCg/TuqOcHNOrdI/AAAAAAAAAmM/KV2HlJ96ALU/s353/Borowitz-Gingrich-Marriage.png)(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-k16e3RNtF3g/TuqOcKBFY0I/AAAAAAAAAls/uBX0biKgfKo/s348/Borowitz-GOP-Bar.png)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-pz_jARU2viY/TuqOch4XjgI/AAAAAAAAAmA/B9vq5xkzbVY/s337/Borowitz-GOP-Debate.png)(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-IA9D4stTajU/TuqOccgoFTI/AAAAAAAAAl8/xGj54VkoPZU/s339/Borowitz-Lowes-Muslims.png)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-vH-h5hmTL5w/TuqOdNYopYI/AAAAAAAAAmc/1rSSr6Cqq4I/s353/Borowitz-Perry-Forgets.png)(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-o9LCAXMyXBs/TuqOc3MY7_I/AAAAAAAAAmQ/YMefVlWaA18/s345/Borowitz-Xmas-Jew.png)
Title: Re: Borowitz Report
Post by: Tank on December 16, 2011, 08:26:44 AM
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Title: Re: Borowitz Report
Post by: Chronos on December 22, 2011, 04:03:39 AM










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(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-KGyKX8qQYW0/TvKp47UMgPI/AAAAAAAAApU/8aoQPuE-iVo/s342/Borowitz-Gingrich-MonkeySex.png)(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-1VMwj-hRWtk/TvKp49VieCI/AAAAAAAAApY/pSBZmIfmv2E/s339/Borowitz-Jesus-Homeless.png)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-tKt32EdWhsg/TvKp51nuYpI/AAAAAAAAAqE/R-t6TL1DNAs/s335/Borowitz-KimJonIlDies-2024.png)(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-no2ykgMH_NU/TvKp5d1LtRI/AAAAAAAAApk/83s9SgvhQwQ/s340/Borowitz-KimJongEun-Paranoia.png)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-SxeZ-zFZur4/TvKp6DZK_qI/AAAAAAAAAqM/y1tCMSQ__Y8/s335/Borowitz-PatRobertson-Gays.png)(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-EQ0HvO74xPg/TvKp6W_UAXI/AAAAAAAAAqQ/VZHmoZTJuso/s337/Borowitz-Perry-HomoSin-StupidRight.png)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-3-iRZiiT9xg/TvKp6sSt0yI/AAAAAAAAAqc/r79_cyhVW5g/s342/Borowitz-Romney-FlipFlopper.png)(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-G9lWcg9FB7g/TvKp62WfIeI/AAAAAAAAAqs/AhLeIHuJxIY/s340/Borowitz-Romney-Slogan.png)
Title: Re: Borowitz Report
Post by: Tank on December 22, 2011, 09:39:54 AM
These are very good.
Title: Re: Borowitz Report
Post by: OldGit on December 22, 2011, 11:54:18 AM
Excellent.
Title: Re: Borowitz Report
Post by: Chronos on January 09, 2012, 02:35:15 PM
















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(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-dWLEd1XIkaQ/TwE3nVTisSI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/w3vWA1P6SPA/s352/Borowtiz-Romney-Undecided.png)(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-hc6BtQrouX4/TvdMqdDIwcI/AAAAAAAAAsU/wVjgU2FRWeA/s337/Borowitz-MentallyIll-President.png)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-MOr7c-jwmSE/TwE3n4A8s0I/AAAAAAAAAuk/47szmBPF5nE/s345/Borowtiz-Tebow-Punish-Gays.png)(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BK3xXcbA918/Twr6ocIhnEI/AAAAAAAAA10/SAqyAIXQ4Io/s336/Borowitz-God-defeats-Satan-Tebow.png)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-LoE-ozp1ILQ/Twr3xpoph1I/AAAAAAAAAvo/vsdAowBVkwE/s335/Borowitz-Gingrich-Cancer.png)(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-nGNo4cDtSqM/Twr4KOmGmXI/AAAAAAAAA0s/J6mvLneP1-I/s338/Borowitz-Gingrich-Romney-cancer.png)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-fM4V4nSKB1Y/Twr3xqApxPI/AAAAAAAAAvs/V8aGf9USeVk/s354/Borowitz-Prick-Twitter.png)(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-e7bCXFtVxLE/Twr4CzDiJmI/AAAAAAAAAz0/98V57fX4WxA/s349/Borowitz-Economy-Republicans-Obama.png)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-E63GSN8i18Q/Twr3yaxVQ2I/AAAAAAAAAwM/FjPIOQttEpk/s356/Borowtiz-KimJongUn-Nuclear.png)(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-pXs_aWUhvs0/Twr6okdUkII/AAAAAAAAA14/uDR8fPgedXI/s359/Borowitz-God-Robertson-Gays-Tebow.png)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-drZSmoCgu3g/Twr3x8kDjcI/AAAAAAAAAv8/r6RHhuDyiE8/s348/Borowtiz-Rapture.png)(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-mUxfAggrzvA/Twr38g_MRCI/AAAAAAAAAys/ICXEmOOJ5hg/s347/Borowitz-Romney-1962.png)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-XBWH5WQn94I/Twr38OpqqqI/AAAAAAAAAyY/3QXJbF__9KU/s348/Borowitz-Bachmann-reconsider.png)(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_eN0Dc9aSag/Twr4C-61dyI/AAAAAAAAAzs/lpxTaxlz-ag/s346/Borowitz-CNN-Twitter.png)
Title: Re: Borowitz Report
Post by: Tank on January 09, 2012, 08:11:28 PM
Quote from: Chronos on January 09, 2012, 02:35:15 PM

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-drZSmoCgu3g/Twr3x8kDjcI/AAAAAAAAAv8/r6RHhuDyiE8/s348/Borowtiz-Rapture.png)


So true!
Title: Re: Borowitz Report
Post by: Asmodean on January 09, 2012, 10:30:57 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 09, 2012, 08:11:28 PM
Quote from: Chronos on January 09, 2012, 02:35:15 PM

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-drZSmoCgu3g/Twr3x8kDjcI/AAAAAAAAAv8/r6RHhuDyiE8/s348/Borowtiz-Rapture.png)


So true!
I thought that was the whole idea..?  ??? At least in The Asmo's plans of bringing it about...
Title: Re: Borowitz Report
Post by: Sandra Craft on January 10, 2012, 02:05:21 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 09, 2012, 10:30:57 PM
I thought that was the whole idea..?  ??? At least in The Asmo's plans of bringing it about...

There's whisperings that when the Rapture comes, a lot of the people who think they're saved sheep are going to be sadly disappointed.  Altho not as much as those of us who are still stuck with them.
Title: Re: Borowitz Report
Post by: Asmodean on January 10, 2012, 02:06:54 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on January 10, 2012, 02:05:21 AM
There's whisperings that when the Rapture comes, a lot of the people who think they're saved sheep are going to be sadly disappointed.  Altho not as much as those of us who are still stuck with them.

Well, when it comes, it will probably be the US government's or The Asmo's fault... If the latter, the sheep will be for eating.  ;D