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Title: Mars Rover Set For Saturday Launch
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
For those interested:

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/21/giant-mars-rover-set-for-launch-saturday/?hpt=hp_t1
Title: Re: Mars Rover Set For Saturday Launch
Post by: Tank on November 25, 2011, 07:52:15 PM
Woot!! I hope it makes it!
Title: Re: Mars Rover Set For Saturday Launch
Post by: Sandra Craft on November 25, 2011, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
For those interested:

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/21/giant-mars-rover-set-for-launch-saturday/?hpt=hp_t1

I miss the space age -- this is good, but it's not like it used to be when I was a kid.  I thought the countdown the most exciting 11 words in the English language.
Title: Re: Mars Rover Set For Saturday Launch
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 09:08:27 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 25, 2011, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
For those interested:

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/21/giant-mars-rover-set-for-launch-saturday/?hpt=hp_t1

I miss the space age -- this is good, but it's not like it used to be when I was a kid.  I thought the countdown the most exciting 11 words in the English language.

I have an idea for reviving space exploration, with all the attendant technological benefits that are derived from it.  Create misinformation that Al-Qaeda has colonized (pick a planet) and tell Congress that an attack is imminent. Congress will immediately appropriate money to invade that planet (there's ALWAYS money for war), and then scientific research can be done in the process. Of course, we will have to establish a base on the planet to make sure that Al-Qaeda will never colonize it again. Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.
Title: Re: Mars Rover Set For Saturday Launch
Post by: Asmodean on November 25, 2011, 09:27:02 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 09:08:27 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 25, 2011, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
For those interested:

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/21/giant-mars-rover-set-for-launch-saturday/?hpt=hp_t1

I miss the space age -- this is good, but it's not like it used to be when I was a kid.  I thought the countdown the most exciting 11 words in the English language.

I have an idea for reviving space exploration, with all the attendant technological benefits that are derived from it.  Create misinformation that Al-Qaeda has colonized (pick a planet) and tell Congress that an attack is imminent. Congress will immediately appropriate money to invade that planet (there's ALWAYS money for war), and then scientific research can be done in the process. Of course, we will have to establish a base on the planet to make sure that Al-Qaeda will never colonize it again. Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.
Have you been listening to letures on evil scheme financing strategies by professor Asmodean the Evil Schemer perchance..?  ;D
Title: Re: Mars Rover Set For Saturday Launch
Post by: Sandra Craft on November 25, 2011, 09:49:00 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 09:08:27 PM
I have an idea for reviving space exploration, with all the attendant technological benefits that are derived from it.  Create misinformation that Al-Qaeda has colonized (pick a planet) and tell Congress that an attack is imminent. Congress will immediately appropriate money to invade that planet (there's ALWAYS money for war), and then scientific research can be done in the process. Of course, we will have to establish a base on the planet to make sure that Al-Qaeda will never colonize it again. Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.

That's just crazy enough to work.
Title: Re: Mars Rover Set For Saturday Launch
Post by: The Magic Pudding on November 26, 2011, 12:46:10 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 09:08:27 PM

I have an idea for reviving space exploration, with all the attendant technological benefits that are derived from it.  Create misinformation that Al-Qaeda has colonized (pick a planet) and tell Congress that an attack is imminent. Congress will immediately appropriate money to invade that planet (there's ALWAYS money for war), and then scientific research can be done in the process. Of course, we will have to establish a base on the planet to make sure that Al-Qaeda will never colonize it again. Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.

I tried to start a "China is planning on making the red planet their own" meme.
I don't think it worked, it hasn't come back to me yet anyway.
Maybe "Red China is planning on making the red planet their own" would have worked better.
Title: Re: Mars Rover Set For Saturday Launch
Post by: Sandra Craft on November 26, 2011, 02:14:03 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on November 26, 2011, 12:46:10 AM
Maybe "Red China is planning on making the red planet their own" would have worked better.

Not for us -- we owe China way too much money.


Title: Re: Mars Rover Set For Saturday Launch
Post by: Siz on November 26, 2011, 09:41:17 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 09:08:27 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 25, 2011, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
For those interested:

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/21/giant-mars-rover-set-for-launch-saturday/?hpt=hp_t1

I miss the space age -- this is good, but it's not like it used to be when I was a kid.  I thought the countdown the most exciting 11 words in the English language.

I have an idea for reviving space exploration, with all the attendant technological benefits that are derived from it.  Create misinformation that Al-Qaeda has colonized (pick a planet) and tell Congress that an attack is imminent. Congress will immediately appropriate money to invade that planet (there's ALWAYS money for war), and then scientific research can be done in the process. Of course, we will have to establish a base on the planet to make sure that Al-Qaeda will never colonize it again. Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.

That's brilliant! The US can also claim it as their own thereby creating the biggest nation by landmass and can therefore justify its position as spokesperson of the world.
Title: Re: Mars Rover Set For Saturday Launch
Post by: Pharaoh Cat on November 27, 2011, 10:43:34 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 09:08:27 PM
Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.

I like the way you think.  8)