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You forgot the child molester mustache.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 03, 2011, 02:24:59 AM
You forgot the child molester mustache.
The french tickler?
Thick-rimmed glasses (Not the cool variety, but those actually FROM the fifties)
OR, you could just dress like a catholic priest. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... Completely incomplete without the actual dress part though. And a collar. MUST have the collar.
@ MM
Very subtle :D
Bold choice, my friend.
I think you need to work on your pedo-smile though. That picture didn't creep me out nearly enough to be convincing.
A ford econoline van is a must as well.
Quote from: Xjeepguy on November 03, 2011, 11:15:20 AM
A ford econoline van is a must as well.
An older VW Transporter or Frod Transit would do just as well, methink ;D
Quote from: Asmodean on November 03, 2011, 07:30:35 AM
Thick-rimmed glasses (Not the cool variety, but those actually FROM the fifties)
OR, you could just dress like a catholic priest. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... Completely incomplete without the actual dress part though. And a collar. MUST have the collar.
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This is exactly how the Catholic priest dresses at my local church (girlfriend had to confirm, I haven't been to church in years). Honestly though, I'm a little concerned that you guys think I look like a pedophile with a button up shirt lol
Quote from: MinnesotaMike on November 04, 2011, 03:16:49 AM
This is exactly how the Catholic priest dresses at my local church (girlfriend had to confirm, I haven't been to church in years). Honestly though, I'm a little concerned that you guys think I look like a pedophile with a button up shirt lol
Need the dress. Just the tiny white whatever aint gonna cut it :P
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 04, 2011, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on November 04, 2011, 09:49:26 AM
the tiny white whatever
Dog collar.
Ah. I liked my description better... Has more of that... French something-or-other, whih I don't know the word for ;D
could you put a few creamy-white stains on the shirt, say with watered down toothpaste, somehere around your crotch area. Just to show you're the real deal as a Catholic priest!
MM, the main giveaway is that you look like a normal, friendly guy. You need to look, mean, sly and cunning whilst at the same time totally cut off from reality.
Quote from: OldGit on November 04, 2011, 04:44:20 PM
MM, the main giveaway is that you look like a normal, friendly guy. You need to look, mean, sly and cunning whilst at the same time totally cut off from reality.
Also, look as if you
think you look kind and trustworthy to the little kiddies :P
you need some accessories with that costume
http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/priest-costume.jpg
Quote from: MariaEvri on November 04, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
you need some accessories with that costume
http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/priest-costume.jpg
No can get the link to show anything of relevance... ???
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Hahah! Perfect! Evne without the dress part.
There are four ways to be the typical child molester.
1. Priest, which seems to be the most common response in this thread.
2. The creepy guy with the van that says 'Free candy'.
3. A politician.
4. A sports coach.
You can take your pick out of any of these, but I guarantee that 'child molester' will run through someone's mind during the course of the night.