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Title: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: MinnesotaMike on November 03, 2011, 02:19:26 AM
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Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Sandra Craft on November 03, 2011, 02:24:59 AM
You forgot the child molester mustache.
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Stevil on November 03, 2011, 05:49:09 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 03, 2011, 02:24:59 AM
You forgot the child molester mustache.
The french tickler?
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: MinnesotaMike on November 03, 2011, 06:19:58 AM
Quote from: Stevil on November 03, 2011, 05:49:09 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 03, 2011, 02:24:59 AM
You forgot the child molester mustache.
The french tickler?

The perpendicular Velcro?
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Asmodean on November 03, 2011, 07:30:35 AM
Thick-rimmed glasses (Not the cool variety, but those actually FROM the fifties)

OR, you could just dress like a catholic priest. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... Completely incomplete without the actual dress part though. And a collar. MUST have the collar.
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Tank on November 03, 2011, 07:58:39 AM
@ MM

Very subtle  :D
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on November 03, 2011, 08:12:49 AM
Bold choice, my friend.

I think you need to work on your pedo-smile though. That picture didn't creep me out nearly enough to be convincing.
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Xjeepguy on November 03, 2011, 11:15:20 AM
A ford econoline van is a must as well.
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Asmodean on November 03, 2011, 11:55:34 AM
Quote from: Xjeepguy on November 03, 2011, 11:15:20 AM
A ford econoline van is a must as well.
An older VW Transporter or Frod Transit would do just as well, methink  ;D
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: MinnesotaMike on November 04, 2011, 03:16:49 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on November 03, 2011, 07:30:35 AM
Thick-rimmed glasses (Not the cool variety, but those actually FROM the fifties)

OR, you could just dress like a catholic priest. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... Completely incomplete without the actual dress part though. And a collar. MUST have the collar.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm7.static.flickr.com%2F6102%2F6310706227_d56daa7855_m.jpg&hash=288302865f5f7e614cfc922df6d58279e52307e6)

This is exactly how the Catholic priest dresses at my local church (girlfriend had to confirm, I haven't been to church in years). Honestly though, I'm a little concerned that you guys think I look like a pedophile with a button up shirt lol
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Asmodean on November 04, 2011, 09:49:26 AM
Quote from: MinnesotaMike on November 04, 2011, 03:16:49 AM
This is exactly how the Catholic priest dresses at my local church (girlfriend had to confirm, I haven't been to church in years). Honestly though, I'm a little concerned that you guys think I look like a pedophile with a button up shirt lol
Need the dress. Just the tiny white whatever aint gonna cut it  :P
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Sandra Craft on November 04, 2011, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on November 04, 2011, 09:49:26 AM
the tiny white whatever

Dog collar.
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Asmodean on November 04, 2011, 03:20:16 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 04, 2011, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on November 04, 2011, 09:49:26 AM
the tiny white whatever

Dog collar.
Ah. I liked my description better... Has more of that... French something-or-other, whih I don't know the word for  ;D
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Too Few Lions on November 04, 2011, 04:33:22 PM
could you put a few creamy-white stains on the shirt, say with watered down toothpaste, somehere around your crotch area. Just to show you're the real deal as a Catholic priest!
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: OldGit on November 04, 2011, 04:44:20 PM
MM, the main giveaway is that you look like a normal, friendly guy.  You need to look, mean, sly and cunning whilst at the same time totally cut off from reality.
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Asmodean on November 04, 2011, 05:11:41 PM
Quote from: OldGit on November 04, 2011, 04:44:20 PM
MM, the main giveaway is that you look like a normal, friendly guy.  You need to look, mean, sly and cunning whilst at the same time totally cut off from reality.
Also, look as if you think you look kind and trustworthy to the little kiddies  :P
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: MariaEvri on November 04, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
you need some accessories with that costume
http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/priest-costume.jpg
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Asmodean on November 04, 2011, 08:36:50 PM
Quote from: MariaEvri on November 04, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
you need some accessories with that costume
http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/priest-costume.jpg
No can get the link to show anything of relevance...  ???
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: MinnesotaMike on November 05, 2011, 01:24:21 AM
http://dislists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dirty-priest-costume.jpg (http://dislists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dirty-priest-costume.jpg)
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: Asmodean on November 05, 2011, 10:11:00 AM
Hahah! Perfect! Evne without the dress part.
Title: Re: I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party
Post by: not your typical... on November 11, 2011, 11:41:12 PM
There are four ways to be the typical child molester.
1. Priest, which seems to be the most common response in this thread.
2. The creepy guy with the van that says 'Free candy'.
3. A politician.
4. A sports coach.
You can take your pick out of any of these, but I guarantee that 'child molester' will run through someone's mind during the course of the night.