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Title: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Sandra Craft on October 13, 2011, 04:10:16 AM
Again not sure I'm posting something in the right spot, but this was just too good not to share:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/12/phillip-winikoff_n_1007273.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Caim%7Cdl3%7Csec1_lnk3%7C103929#s270945&title=Gregory_Liascos (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/12/phillip-winikoff_n_1007273.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Caim%7Cdl3%7Csec1_lnk3%7C103929#s270945&title=Gregory_Liascos)
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 13, 2011, 04:21:27 AM
Wow, those creeps just keep find ways to keep in their creepy ways! Good thing he was caught.
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Whitney on October 13, 2011, 04:34:42 AM
Not to belittle the emotional trauma this must have caused the women......

but...

Door to door breast exams?  Did he have a fetish for gullibility?

Sorry but I'm shocked that anyone believed him; I would have called the police after having heard his sales pitch with him safely locked outside.
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Sandra Craft on October 13, 2011, 05:08:48 AM
Quote from: Whitney on October 13, 2011, 04:34:42 AM
Sorry but I'm shocked that anyone believed him; I would have called the police after having heard his sales pitch with him safely locked outside.

See, this is what sometimes makes me think I'm a bad person -- as much as I want to feel sorry for these women (and I really do) I just think it's funny.  Yes, I'm glad the old creep got locked up, but really . . .

If you read all the way to the end of the article, it mentioned a 37-yr old woman who'd been arrested before this for pretending to be a doctor giving breast exams in bars.  At least her marks might have had the excuse of being drunk.
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Whitney on October 13, 2011, 05:38:51 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on October 13, 2011, 05:08:48 AM
If you read all the way to the end of the article, it mentioned a 37-yr old woman who'd been arrested before this for pretending to be a doctor giving breast exams in bars.  At least her marks might have had the excuse of being drunk.

Ya, that one is just weird too....I can't imagine how drunk I'd have to be in order to believe that a doctor was giving breast exams in the bar.  And then I wondered...where in the bar?  In front of everyone in the bathroom; all bar locations would just be weird even if it were a real doctor.
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Sandra Craft on October 13, 2011, 06:09:25 AM
Quote from: Whitney on October 13, 2011, 05:38:51 AM
Ya, that one is just weird too....I can't imagine how drunk I'd have to be in order to believe that a doctor was giving breast exams in the bar. 

Two things occured to me about this:

1) was the bar "dr." drunk too?  Because that would go a long way to explaining why she thought this was a workable solution to dateless nights.

2) did the door-to-door "dr." get the idea from reading about Dr. Bar?  That would be almost too ironic.
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Tank on October 13, 2011, 09:03:21 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on October 13, 2011, 05:08:48 AM
Quote from: Whitney on October 13, 2011, 04:34:42 AM
Sorry but I'm shocked that anyone believed him; I would have called the police after having heard his sales pitch with him safely locked outside.

See, this is what sometimes makes me think I'm a bad person -- as much as I want to feel sorry for these women (and I really do) I just think it's funny.  Yes, I'm glad the old creep got locked up, but really . . .

If you read all the way to the end of the article, it mentioned a 37-yr old woman who'd been arrested before this for pretending to be a doctor giving breast exams in bars.  At least her marks might have had the excuse of being drunk.

What he did was wrong (0/10) but he gets good marks for ingrenuity (9/10). It's obvious that his victims were the dumb ones, but why didn't the bright ones, who told him to 'f*** off!', get his details and report him?  ::)
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Stevil on October 13, 2011, 10:27:01 AM
Gotta say, the guy's got balls.

I wouldn't be able to pull that off, not even if someone paid me a million bucks. How could you keep a straight face?

Surely the heavy breathing and drooling would have gotten the patients more than a little concerned.
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Too Few Lions on October 13, 2011, 12:26:46 PM
gotta confess it made me laugh too. don't think I could knock on someone's door and say that and keep a straight face. I also love the fact he lived in Coconut Creek  :D
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Sandra Craft on October 13, 2011, 03:34:00 PM
Quote from: Stevil on October 13, 2011, 10:27:01 AM
Surely the heavy breathing and drooling would have gotten the patients more than a little concerned.

What really blows my mind is that he not only gave the first woman a breast exam but a pelvic as well and it wasn't until after he'd left and had the time to actually find a second chump that the first one thought, "wait, was something wrong with that picture?"

I do give that first woman credit, tho, for gutting up enough to call the police and tell them all about it.  Admitting what she'd fallen for had to be no end of humiliating.

Quote from: Tank on October 13, 2011, 09:03:21 AM
It's obvious that his victims were the dumb ones, but why didn't the bright ones, who told him to 'f*** off!', get his details and report him?  ::)

I was wondering about that too.  If this happened during the day, it's possible they were the only people home at that time -- and how scary is that, that out of 2 possibilities he scored twice?
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: BullyforBronto on October 13, 2011, 03:48:34 PM
Quote from: Too Few Lions on October 13, 2011, 12:26:46 PM
gotta confess it made me laugh too. don't think I could knock on someone's door and say that and keep a straight face. I also love the fact he lived in Coconut Creek  :D

:o :o :o

I used to live in Coconut Creek! Not kidding. I still have family that live there!
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Ihateyoumike on October 13, 2011, 04:19:13 PM
That guy is a sick bastard... And deserves to rot in jail... It simply makes me sick to think that he could possibly...








...steal my idea.  ;D
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Tank on October 13, 2011, 04:54:20 PM
I suppose a more up front way of doing this would be to become a door-to-door sex toy salesman.

"Good morning Ms. Would you like to try the Rabbit or the beads?"

Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Asmodean on October 13, 2011, 06:11:09 PM
Quote from: Whitney on October 13, 2011, 04:34:42 AM
Not to belittle the emotional trauma this must have caused the women......
Door to door breast exams?  Did he have a fetish for gullibility?
See, that's why people like you better than me - if you didn't say this first, I'd probably post something rather belittling in stead.

QuoteSorry but I'm shocked that anyone believed him; I would have called the police after having heard his sales pitch with him safely locked outside.
If I were a woman and married with seven grown up sons, I'd probably call the boys to sort the creep out  ;D
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 13, 2011, 09:31:13 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on October 13, 2011, 06:11:09 PM
If I were a woman and married with seven grown up sons, I'd probably call the boys to sort the creep out  ;D

Nevermind the sons, I would set seven grown wolfdogs on him. ;D

Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Asmodean on October 13, 2011, 10:48:29 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 13, 2011, 09:31:13 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on October 13, 2011, 06:11:09 PM
If I were a woman and married with seven grown up sons, I'd probably call the boys to sort the creep out  ;D

Nevermind the sons, I would set seven grown wolfdogs on him. ;D


Sons of Asmodean would make far more ferocious adversaries  8)
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Sandra Craft on October 14, 2011, 01:02:37 AM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on October 13, 2011, 04:19:13 PM
...steal my idea.  ;D

I was thinking that if you were inclined to do this, you'd just need to wear one of those "Official Boob Inspector" t-shirts.  Then you could claim you were just joking when you offered the free breast exams and you thought the women were going along with the gag.  

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 13, 2011, 09:31:13 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on October 13, 2011, 06:11:09 PM
If I were a woman and married with seven grown up sons, I'd probably call the boys to sort the creep out  ;D

Nevermind the sons, I would set seven grown wolfdogs on him. ;D

Since I lack either sons or wolfdogs of any age, and DeeDee is too fluffy to be intimidating, I'd have to rest on the protective arm of the law:  "Yes, Officer, I'd like to order two of your largest vice cops, and have them bring a stun gun.  I've always wanted to see one in action."
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Chronos on October 14, 2011, 02:22:37 AM
Quote from: Whitney on October 13, 2011, 04:34:42 AM
Sorry but I'm shocked that anyone believed him; I would have called the police after having heard his sales pitch with him safely locked outside.

A free breast exam in their own homes? Geting naked with a stranger in their own homes? Getting naked with a stranger of the opposite sex in their own homes?

Really? Is that all it takes?

Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Asmodean on October 14, 2011, 03:00:08 AM
Quote from: Chronos on October 14, 2011, 02:22:37 AM
Really? Is that all it takes?
Ever seen a porno..?

That's probably what inspired the creep  ;D
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Sandra Craft on October 14, 2011, 03:01:54 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on October 14, 2011, 03:00:08 AM
Quote from: Chronos on October 14, 2011, 02:22:37 AM
Really? Is that all it takes?
Ever seen a porno..?

That's probably what inspired the creep  ;D

So keep a police whistle close by the next time you order pizza delivery.
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Asmodean on October 14, 2011, 03:03:58 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on October 14, 2011, 03:01:54 AM
So keep a police whistle close by the next time you order pizza delivery.
...And a BIG roller pin when you are expecting a plumber to fix them leaky pipes.  :o
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 14, 2011, 04:11:44 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on October 13, 2011, 10:48:29 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 13, 2011, 09:31:13 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on October 13, 2011, 06:11:09 PM
If I were a woman and married with seven grown up sons, I'd probably call the boys to sort the creep out  ;D

Nevermind the sons, I would set seven grown wolfdogs on him. ;D
Sons of Asmodean would make far more ferocious adversaries  8)

Ok, just to be safe, then maybe sons of Asmo and wolfdogs. ;D

***

I just can't stop wondering...did that guy really think that nobody would see what he was doing and the law enforcers wouldn't catch up to him?
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Sandra Craft on October 14, 2011, 06:56:34 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on October 14, 2011, 03:03:58 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on October 14, 2011, 03:01:54 AM
So keep a police whistle close by the next time you order pizza delivery.
...And a BIG roller pin when you are expecting a plumber to fix them leaky pipes.  :o

Oh please, I'm never even going to mention the word "pipes" again to someone in coveralls.
Title: Re: Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams
Post by: Troll god on October 28, 2011, 11:36:17 PM
Some people are so sick. Goodness, it was terrible. These kind of people must not be allowed to get out of jail. >:(