Hey all,
My name is kman. I am an atheist.
I stumbled across this site while googling "are the teaparty people the same as the jesus freaks" and a great post from this site came up.
I'm not a particularly aggressive Atheist. I just don't have a lot of respect for people who ignore science and believe in fairy tales. One mans Easter Bunny is another mans jesus.
anyway, I look forward to checking out the site (as long as I don't get interupted by the rapture - otherwise, I'll have to go take care of the pets).
kman
When you said "brothers", I was like "The f**k's going on here these days?!" Seem to be a lot of people calling each other siblings lately. :P
Welcome to HAF!
Hello kman
Hi kman
The forum is owned and financed by a sister ;D
Welcome aboard and get ready for a spanking!
Regards
Chris
Hey, this is great! I'm already looking forward to my spankings.
Perhaps, I should have said "Hello fellow common earth species".
When do we get to eat babies? I understand that is one of the things we do.
Kman
Quote from: kman on September 26, 2011, 05:50:58 PM
Hey, this is great! I'm already looking forward to my spankings.
Perhaps, I should have said "Hello fellow common earth species".
When do we get to eat babies? I understand that is one of the things we do.
Kman
You get to eat babies after 1,000 posts. Do you want your fried, roasted or boiled? ;)
Welcome!
Quote from: Tank on September 26, 2011, 05:54:51 PM
You get to eat babies after 1,000 posts. Do you want your fried, roasted or boiled? ;)
Asmodean, he likes his roasted on a spit with some onions and mushrooms. 8)
I too saw "brothers" and groaned. Looks like I was wrong - we have an atheist with an excellent sense of humour. Welcome, kman, join in the fun!
Quote from: OldGit on September 26, 2011, 07:12:34 PM
I too saw "brothers" and groaned. Looks like I was wrong - we have an atheist with an excellent sense of humour. Welcome, kman, join in the fun!
"brothers" does tend to make one rush for the tin foil!
I wasn't aware of the many ways to serve up some baby!
If it's not too much trouble, I'd like mine roasted on a spit, with a christian reduction sauce.
I wouldn't want to the gild the lily, but perhaps the baby could be force fed a King James bible first (kind of a fundamentalist foie gras). Served with a nice cranbery sauce, quite yummy.
Quote from: kman on September 26, 2011, 09:23:00 PM
I wasn't aware of the many ways to serve up some baby!
If it's not too much trouble, I'd like mine roasted on a spit, with a christian reduction sauce.
I wouldn't want to the gild the lily, but perhaps the baby could be force fed a King James bible first (kind of a fundamentalist foie gras). Served with a nice cranbery sauce, quite yummy.
Actually the perfect stuffing would be apple due to its Biblical references :)
Quote from: Tank on September 26, 2011, 05:54:51 PM
Quote from: kman on September 26, 2011, 05:50:58 PM
Hey, this is great! I'm already looking forward to my spankings.
Perhaps, I should have said "Hello fellow common earth species".
When do we get to eat babies? I understand that is one of the things we do.
Kman
You get to eat babies after 1,000 posts. Do you want your fried, roasted or boiled? ;)
Personally, I feel it should be a prerequisite for forum membership, but I live in my own little dreamworld.
Welcome kman!
Quote from: kman on September 26, 2011, 09:23:00 PM
I wouldn't want to the gild the lily, but perhaps the baby could be force fed a King James bible first (kind of a fundamentalist foie gras). Served with a nice cranbery sauce, quite yummy.
Fundamentalist foie gras has a nice ring to it!
Oh good it's back to baby cuisine.
Like others I was worried it was going to be another "don't tell me what science is, you no imam, you listen, I tell you truth now" thread.
Hello
Quote from: KmanI'm not a particularly aggressive Atheist.
I'm not either, at least not outright. I'm aggressive in my head, and wish I could be more so in life. I think I am restrained by my former beliefs and my fear of being judged by my believing family and friends. I guess maybe I feel like I'm still "in the closet" sometimes. I have an aunt who I'm particularly nervous about. I keep waiting for her to ask me when I'm going to baptize my children.
I need to work on "coming out".
Quote from: Good and Godless on October 10, 2011, 11:00:21 PM
I have an aunt who I'm particularly nervous about. I keep waiting for her to ask me when I'm going to baptize my children.
just tell her you can't have them baptised because the water holy water will burn their ungodly little skin, and she wouldn't want them scarred for life would she?
oh, and a belated welcome to kmam too
Quote from: kman on September 26, 2011, 05:50:58 PM
Hey, this is great! I'm already looking forward to my spankings.
Perhaps, I should have said "Hello fellow common earth species".
When do we get to eat babies? I understand that is one of the things we do.
Kman
I think that comes after we burn bibles and sully the church with our slanderous filth!