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Title: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 09, 2011, 04:40:42 PM
Supposing you are assigned the job of choosing who to save in the event of a gobal crisis you've saved all the people important to you like family etc. But you have one spare seat, who else would you take? They must be person who is alive at the time you post.

I think I'd take David Attenborough because he looks like the kind of person that would be fun to have around  ;D


Who would you save?


Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Sweetdeath on September 09, 2011, 06:49:49 PM
Pfft, i'd leave of my family to rot.  So I would most likely save a musician like DJ SiSeN, or a fashion icon like Hakuei. <3
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Ihateyoumike on September 09, 2011, 06:50:32 PM
I'd save Natalie Portman.

You know, for repopulation purposes.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: McQ on September 09, 2011, 09:20:14 PM
Since children are the future, I'd save a woman who will be able to reproduce the species. Or a specialist in cloning primates.  ;)

Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 09, 2011, 09:37:27 PM
Quote from: RunFromMyLife on September 09, 2011, 09:36:27 PM
I'm going to go with David Cross even though I don't think he'd really appreciate being saved.
Who's he?
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 09, 2011, 09:42:36 PM
Quote from: RunFromMyLife on September 09, 2011, 09:39:06 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 09, 2011, 09:37:27 PM
Quote from: RunFromMyLife on September 09, 2011, 09:36:27 PM
I'm going to go with David Cross even though I don't think he'd really appreciate being saved.
Who's he?

He's a standup comedian/actor. And he's a delightfully caustic athiest.  ;D
I googled him and I have seen him a couple of times and he's good  ;D
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Asmodean on September 09, 2011, 10:01:41 PM
Odds are that, if the world was ending or some such, my own ass would be on the line too. That is the very first ass I'd attempt to save. All other tickets, I'd sell for money.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 09, 2011, 10:06:22 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 09, 2011, 10:01:41 PM
Odds are that, if the world was ending or some such, my own ass would be on the line too. That is the very first ass I'd attempt to save. All other tickets, I'd sell for money.
You're nothing if not consistant  :D
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Asmodean on September 09, 2011, 10:21:15 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 09, 2011, 10:06:22 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 09, 2011, 10:01:41 PM
Odds are that, if the world was ending or some such, my own ass would be on the line too. That is the very first ass I'd attempt to save. All other tickets, I'd sell for money.
You're nothing if not consistant  :D
I am who I am. Always. (Except on days when I get my paycheck, the weather is perfect, I have a perfect smoke after waking up at noon, a perfect bowel movement over a perfect newspaper and the TV is not full of crap... Needless to say, my perfect days are... Far between.)

Oh..! If I felt like the world was collapsing to the point where money would be useless, then I'd sell the tickets for like... Earthly goods. Things I might want in the brave new world.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: fyv0h on September 10, 2011, 12:24:25 AM
I'd take Norah Jones. What a doll baby.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 10, 2011, 02:07:48 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 09, 2011, 10:01:41 PM
Odds are that, if the world was ending or some such, my own ass would be on the line too. That is the very first ass I'd attempt to save. All other tickets, I'd sell for money.

You better select your currency wisely, I suggest rum.

David Attenborough seems very nice but he may be pretending, anyway he's very very old and probably wouldn't be around for long.

I'd probably not invite anyone, I'd remove the standard seat on offer, replace it with a cosy one and fill it up with stuff.  There's no way my wife would let me take Norah Jones so I'm taking stuff.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on September 10, 2011, 02:27:58 AM
Can I save my cats? Or would they count as family?
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 10, 2011, 02:42:47 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on September 10, 2011, 02:27:58 AM
Can I save my cats? Or would they count as family?

No they'd be classified as livestock.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Sandra Craft on September 10, 2011, 03:13:43 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on September 10, 2011, 02:42:47 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on September 10, 2011, 02:27:58 AM
Can I save my cats? Or would they count as family?

No they'd be classified as livestock.

I disagree, cats are family.  In fact, since they're often better than human family I think that after all your cats get their own seat the spare seat should go to one of their cat friends.  At least there'll be no problem with the mice and rats that will have sneaked aboard.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Sweetdeath on September 10, 2011, 05:18:46 AM

Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on September 10, 2011, 03:13:43 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on September 10, 2011, 02:42:47 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on September 10, 2011, 02:27:58 AM
Can I save my cats? Or would they count as family?

No they'd be classified as livestock.

I disagree, cats are family.  In fact, since they're often better than human family I think that after all your cats get their own seat the spare seat should go to one of their cat friends.  At least there'll be no problem with the mice and rats that will have sneaked aboard.
I concur whole-heartedly! :D
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 10, 2011, 07:42:44 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on September 10, 2011, 02:27:58 AM
Can I save my cats? Or would they count as family?
If you want. *eyeroll*
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 10, 2011, 07:44:02 AM
Actully is there anybody in your family you would laugh out of the window at as you left?
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Sweetdeath on September 10, 2011, 07:45:20 AM
What do you have against cats? :(  I love mine.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 10, 2011, 07:47:47 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 10, 2011, 07:45:20 AM
What do you have against cats? :(  I love mine.
We are supposed to be talking a thought experiment, it's not real, of course you can take who you like. The idea is if you have taken all the important stuff (including pets etc.) and you have one spare seat who would you gift it to?
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Asmodean on September 10, 2011, 07:57:15 AM
Quote from: Tank on September 10, 2011, 07:44:02 AM
Actully is there anybody in your family you would laugh out of the window at as you left?
Oh, I'd gloat 'til I went hoarse.  ;D
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Sweetdeath on September 10, 2011, 08:09:14 AM

Quote from: Tank on September 10, 2011, 07:47:47 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 10, 2011, 07:45:20 AM
What do you have against cats? :(  I love mine.
We are supposed to be talking a thought experiment, it's not real, of course you can take who you like. The idea is if you have taken all the important stuff (including pets etc.) and you have one spare seat who would you gift it to?

I was the first to comment on page one. XDD  Getting old, Tank?  ;)
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 10, 2011, 08:10:09 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 10, 2011, 08:09:14 AM

Quote from: Tank on September 10, 2011, 07:47:47 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 10, 2011, 07:45:20 AM
What do you have against cats? :(  I love mine.
We are supposed to be talking a thought experiment, it's not real, of course you can take who you like. The idea is if you have taken all the important stuff (including pets etc.) and you have one spare seat who would you gift it to?

I was the first to comment on page one. XDD  Getting old, Tank?  ;)
Yep! Who are you?
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Xjeepguy on September 10, 2011, 11:22:05 AM
I would save Jon Stewart. After the apocalypse, I might need a laugh......
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: saulgood on September 10, 2011, 11:33:46 AM
Quote from: A :(smodean on September 09, 2011, 10:21:15 PM
I am who I am. Always. (Except on days when I get my paycheck, the weather is perfect, I have a perfect smoke after waking up at noon, a perfect bowel movement over a perfect newspaper and the TV is not full of crap... Needless to say, my perfect days are... Far between.)

Surely a perfect bowel movement over a perfect newspaper would just create a real mess!  Personally I would still prefer to use a bog standard toilet.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Asmodean on September 10, 2011, 11:42:56 AM
Quote from: saulgood on September 10, 2011, 11:33:46 AM
Surely a perfect bowel movement over a perfect newspaper would just create a real mess!  Personally I would still prefer to use a bog standard toilet.
It's hard sitting on the porcelain throne when one is round and made of clay, you know...  >:(
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 10, 2011, 02:23:56 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 10, 2011, 07:45:20 AM
What do you have against cats? :(  I love mine.

So where are we going on this escape from global catastrophe?
New Zealand or Al­pha Cen­tau­ri B's New New Zealand?

Cats have already wreaked their havoc in New Zealand, if we need cats to control the rats we've let slip aboard, well that's two reasons for me to sabotage the warp reactor.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Sweetdeath on September 10, 2011, 05:09:51 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 10, 2011, 08:10:09 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 10, 2011, 08:09:14 AM

Quote from: Tank on September 10, 2011, 07:47:47 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 10, 2011, 07:45:20 AM
What do you have against cats? :(  I love mine.
We are supposed to be talking a thought experiment, it's not real, of course you can take who you like. The idea is if you have taken all the important stuff (including pets etc.) and you have one spare seat who would you gift it to?

I was the first to comment on page one. XDD  Getting old, Tank?  ;)
Yep! Who are you?

Haha xDD
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Sandra Craft on September 11, 2011, 03:29:11 AM
Quote from: Xjeepguy on September 10, 2011, 11:22:05 AM
I would save Jon Stewart. After the apocalypse, I might need a laugh......

If we absolutely have to give the spare seat to a human being, I'll second this.

QuoteActully is there anybody in your family you would laugh out of the window at as you left?

Oh yeah.  While petting the cat who took their seat.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on September 12, 2011, 04:53:04 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 10, 2011, 07:42:44 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on September 10, 2011, 02:27:58 AM
Can I save my cats? Or would they count as family?
If you want. *eyeroll*

I like my cats better than most people.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Sweetdeath on September 12, 2011, 05:17:33 PM
What kinda cats are they?  :)
I just have a grumpy orange tabby.
Hopefully in the future I can have a cat as cute as this guy though (genetically altered to stay this small!  ;) )

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy30%2Fboubunny%2Ffunny-pictures-cat-loled.jpg&hash=195c5fe870a7137238c6b1f894a7eacdb61dc76b)


Back ontopic:    I would also save Stephan Colbert. >___>
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 06:41:12 PM
For those of you going over their seat quota, please note that Asmodean, he's still selling tickets.  ;D
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Sweetdeath on September 12, 2011, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 06:41:12 PM
For those of you going over their seat quota, please note that Asmodean, he's still selling tickets.  ;D
How much will you charge? XP
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 07:05:06 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 12, 2011, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 06:41:12 PM
For those of you going over their seat quota, please note that Asmodean, he's still selling tickets.  ;D
How much will you charge? XP
Well, it has to be expensive... Need rust treatment for my car and a chew toy for my rats so... A million Euro per seat..?  ;D
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 12, 2011, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 07:05:06 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 12, 2011, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 06:41:12 PM
For those of you going over their seat quota, please note that Asmodean, he's still selling tickets.  ;D
How much will you charge? XP
Well, it has to be expensive... Need rust treatment for my car and a chew toy for my rats so... A million Euro per seat..?  ;D
What would be the point in buying a car you would never use?
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 08:07:40 PM
What would be the point in buying a car you would never use?
Why would I ever not use me solar powered all-terrain vehicle..?  ???
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 12, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 08:07:40 PM
What would be the point in buying a car you would never use?
Why would I ever not use me solar powered all-terrain vehicle..?  ???
Because you can't take it with you! My thread, my rules  ;D
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 09:46:20 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Because you can't take it with you! My thread, my rules  ;D
What if I held back the number of tickets sufficient to amount for the tonnage of the vehicle..?  ;D
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 12, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 09:46:20 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Because you can't take it with you! My thread, my rules  ;D
What if I held back the number of tickets sufficient to amount for the tonnage of the vehicle..?  ;D
If you can get it through a standard door then fine.  :)
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Ihateyoumike on September 12, 2011, 10:15:17 PM
I'd save the receptionist.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 10:28:47 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
If you can get it through a standard door then fine.  :)
Problem solved then  ;D

I shall split it in parts and put parts in human-sized bags so they will fit in the seats too  ;D My brilliance amazes me sometimes.  8)
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Tank on September 12, 2011, 11:07:09 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 10:28:47 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
If you can get it through a standard door then fine.  :)
Problem solved then  ;D

I shall split it in parts and put parts in human-sized bags so they will fit in the seats too  ;D My brilliance amazes me sometimes.  8)
I agree, you are without doubt the brightest lump of grumpy grey clay I have ever met. :P
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 14, 2011, 03:59:04 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
Why would I ever not use me solar powered all-terrain vehicle..?  ???

What's this car weirdness?
Wouldn't a meth lab be more practical?

You do know a palanquin gives a better ride?
A bearer suffers an ulcerated thigh, toss them aside.
Rust need never bother you again.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Asmodean on September 14, 2011, 10:20:13 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on September 14, 2011, 03:59:04 PM

What's this car weirdness?
Wouldn't a meth lab be more practical?

You do know a palanquin gives a better ride?
A bearer suffers an ulcerated thigh, toss them aside.
Rust need never bother you again.
And I can achieve that with a meth lab..?

???
... ...
...Interesting... *scheming*
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Will on September 14, 2011, 10:23:37 PM
I would save Elizabeth Warren and give up my seat for Stephen Hawking. At the end of the day, I am unimportant in the grand scheme of our modern species, and would rather a great thinker, someone capable of changing society for the better, be saved in my place. I would die knowing my death had meaning and knowing that my family was safe.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Too Few Lions on September 15, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on September 09, 2011, 06:50:32 PM
I'd save Natalie Portman.

You know, for repopulation purposes.
I like your thinking, I'd probably offer Anna Friel a seat for the same reason. I'm sure my girlfriend could learn to share me, after all it would be for the good of the human race!
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 15, 2011, 03:07:31 PM
Quote from: Too Few Lions on September 15, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on September 09, 2011, 06:50:32 PM
I'd save Natalie Portman.

You know, for repopulation purposes.
I like your thinking, I'd probably offer Anna Friel a seat for the same reason. I'm sure my girlfriend could learn to share me, after all it would be for the good of the human race!

I don't think this would work out the way you think.
Some fiftyish librarian will offer her spare seat to Hugh Jackman and your lecherous plans will come to naught but disappointment.  Don't expect any gratitude, we ultra glamorous people expect such generosity as our due.
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Sweetdeath on September 15, 2011, 03:13:58 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on September 15, 2011, 03:07:31 PM
Quote from: Too Few Lions on September 15, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on September 09, 2011, 06:50:32 PM
I'd save Natalie Portman.

You know, for repopulation purposes.
I like your thinking, I'd probably offer Anna Friel a seat for the same reason. I'm sure my girlfriend could learn to share me, after all it would be for the good of the human race!

I don't think this would work out the way you think.
Some fiftyish librarian will offer her spare seat to Hugh Jackman and your lecherous plans will come to naught but disappointment.  Don't expect any gratitude, we ultra glamorous people expect such generosity as our due.

XD!! Wolverine babies!
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Davin on September 15, 2011, 04:03:32 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 15, 2011, 03:13:58 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on September 15, 2011, 03:07:31 PM
Quote from: Too Few Lions on September 15, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on September 09, 2011, 06:50:32 PM
I'd save Natalie Portman.

You know, for repopulation purposes.
I like your thinking, I'd probably offer Anna Friel a seat for the same reason. I'm sure my girlfriend could learn to share me, after all it would be for the good of the human race!

I don't think this would work out the way you think.
Some fiftyish librarian will offer her spare seat to Hugh Jackman and your lecherous plans will come to naught but disappointment.  Don't expect any gratitude, we ultra glamorous people expect such generosity as our due.

XD!! Wolverine babies!
Might not be pleasant for the mother once it's claws grow in (hopefully post birth).
Title: Re: Who would you save?
Post by: Asmodean on September 15, 2011, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 15, 2011, 04:03:32 PM
Might not be pleasant for the mother once it's claws grow in (hopefully post birth).

Nono! First claws. Then birth. Alien-movie style.  ;D