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Title: Atheism Joke
Post by: Warrenx on May 19, 2011, 08:25:24 PM
I have to preface this by saying I am a Christian. I do not know why I felt the need to say that, but here is the joke now:

An atheist is walking on a sidewalk. As he comes to a corner of the sidewalk, he overhears a man bragging about his ideal afterlife.

Theist: I pity all of you unbelievers! You will miss out on the most extraordinary experience ever! There will be monuments of infinite greatness, bounties of delicacies beyond your palpable palate, Lions, and Tigers, and Bears! Oh for the rivers of gold, clouds of silver, and raindrops of wine! Never will one suffer the agony of indulgence, but will engorge eternal on the aura of ecstasy. Thrown off these ragged raiments shall be, and dawned, robes threaded of Angel hair! Woe to all of you who will not witness it!

Atheist: Is that so?

Theist (with look of consternation): Hmmmm, so you think your afterlife is better?

Atheist: You won't be disappointed.
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: Davin on May 19, 2011, 08:48:17 PM
It's alright, a little long winded for the punchline. Welcome to the forums.
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 19, 2011, 08:51:39 PM
Welcome!
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: Warrenx on May 19, 2011, 08:52:08 PM
Thanks :).
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 19, 2011, 11:15:00 PM
Is it a joke you came up with or got from somewhere?
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: Warrenx on May 20, 2011, 01:55:46 AM
As far as I know I came up with it. I thought of it, and that is what inspired me to share it with you guys.
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 20, 2011, 02:53:24 AM
I actually think it's rather good.
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: The Black Jester on May 20, 2011, 03:50:10 AM
Welcome.  May you frolic with naked sylphs in the superior afterlife of Pan's woods.
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: Warrenx on May 20, 2011, 05:04:47 AM
Thank you guys :).
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: Tank on May 20, 2011, 07:15:33 AM
Hi WarrenX

Now that is a good way to say hi.

Gave me a giggle.

Welcome to HAF

Regards
Chris
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: Recusant on May 20, 2011, 07:44:55 PM
Hello and welcome to HAF, Warrenx.  I enjoyed your joke, though it may be a bit subtle for the general public.

I hope you enjoy your time reading and posting here. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg830.imageshack.us%2Fimg830%2F860%2Fsmilew.gif&hash=8238eab24d16418eb1c8cd60d971239ab1363c74)
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 20, 2011, 09:53:30 PM
Hello Warrenx

Quote from: Recusant on May 20, 2011, 07:44:55 PM
Hello and welcome to HAF, Warrenx.  I enjoyed your joke, though it may be a bit subtle for the general public.

I hope you enjoy your time reading and posting here. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg830.imageshack.us%2Fimg830%2F860%2Fsmilew.gif&hash=8238eab24d16418eb1c8cd60d971239ab1363c74)

Do you think it would have broadened the appeal if he had farted before delivering his subtle reply?  :-\
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: Poptop on May 28, 2011, 04:33:53 PM
Anymore atheist / theist jokes?
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 28, 2011, 05:35:17 PM
There's this trixter says physical love is the work of devil.
Those that hear the trixter don't feel right when they experience pleasure.

Ha ha ha, such games.
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: Poptop on May 28, 2011, 05:42:46 PM
silly trixter.
Title: Re: Atheism Joke
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 28, 2011, 09:55:46 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 20, 2011, 09:53:30 PM
Hello Warrenx

Quote from: Recusant on May 20, 2011, 07:44:55 PM
Hello and welcome to HAF, Warrenx.  I enjoyed your joke, though it may be a bit subtle for the general public.

I hope you enjoy your time reading and posting here. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg830.imageshack.us%2Fimg830%2F860%2Fsmilew.gif&hash=8238eab24d16418eb1c8cd60d971239ab1363c74)

Do you think it would have broadened the appeal if he had farted before delivering his subtle reply?  :-\

I think it would have certainly distracted the audience from listening to the subtle reply.