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Title: Judy's facepalm files
Post by: thedport on May 13, 2011, 07:47:06 PM
Well for anyone that gets really bored and decides well theres nothing better to look at this will be the first of many posts about a woman I worked with and my one of my best freinds, who is buddhist atheist, currently works with. These are going be like shit my dad says, but stupid.

So the first one " I don't beleive in fossil fuels"-Judy
"why is that judy"-Me
"Because god loves us to much to let us run out of oil."-Judy
"SLAP!(facepalm)"-Me
Please enjoy and respond. I have more if you like them also these are exact conversations, and beleifs this woman has. The faceplam is when I walked away cause by brain hurt.
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm
Post by: Stevil on May 13, 2011, 09:00:04 PM
Quote from: thedport on May 13, 2011, 07:47:06 PM
who is buddhist atheist

Quote
"Because god..."

She isn't an Atheist.
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm
Post by: thedport on May 13, 2011, 09:23:18 PM
Quote from: Stevil on May 13, 2011, 09:00:04 PM
Quote from: thedport on May 13, 2011, 07:47:06 PM
who is buddhist atheist

Quote
"Because god..."

She isn't an Atheist.

No my freind drew is the buddhist atheist,who works with judy, who makes me facepalm.
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm
Post by: Stevil on May 13, 2011, 09:45:55 PM
My mistake, I read it too quickly.
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm
Post by: Recusant on May 14, 2011, 12:32:03 AM
Judy sounds delightful.  Feel free to share some more of her wisdom.

By the way: Hello and welcome to HAF, thedport.

Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 01:38:18 AM
I don't understand how mining companies run by fundamentalists survive in a competitive environment.
The miner who relies on science will look where things are likely to be found and then move on.
The fundamentalist may look in likely places as well, but they would need to check the same places continually.  After all you never know when god is going to slip an oil deposit into a previously searched area.
Title: Things Judy says that make me facepalm 2.0
Post by: thedport on May 14, 2011, 01:55:54 AM
Seeing  as how so far people enjoy judy here's another
"You know I hate when people try to tell me how to live my life."-Judy
"Aren't you a devout christian that goes to church?"-Me
"I don't see what that has to do with anything Ryan."-judy
"Slap(facepalm)"-Me
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 14, 2011, 08:12:31 AM
*speechless*
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm
Post by: Tank on May 14, 2011, 08:14:07 AM
More please :)
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm 2.0
Post by: Tank on May 14, 2011, 08:15:52 AM
Very good.
I think "Judy" is probably only worth one thread though, lots of posts, but just the one thread.
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm 2.0
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 14, 2011, 09:00:45 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 14, 2011, 08:15:52 AM
Very good.
I think "Judy" is probably only worth one thread though, lots of posts, but just the one thread.

+1
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm 2.0
Post by: Crow on May 14, 2011, 03:30:30 PM
Ha that's great!
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm 2.0
Post by: Illbethewriter on May 14, 2011, 04:30:53 PM
Lol where can I find other "Judy" content?
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm 2.0
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 14, 2011, 06:02:24 PM
You should start a thread that says something like "clueless Judy" or something like that ::)
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm 2.0
Post by: thedport on May 14, 2011, 06:06:45 PM
Quote from: Illbethewriter on May 14, 2011, 04:30:53 PM
Lol where can I find other "Judy" content?

The only place to get more judy content is from me, these are my freind and I's  personal expieriances with this woman I am going to start one thread as suggested called the judy facepalm files as stories come up I will be posting them.
Title: Re: Things Judy says that make me facepalm 2.0
Post by: Tank on May 14, 2011, 10:52:39 PM
Quote from: thedport on May 14, 2011, 06:06:45 PM
Quote from: Illbethewriter on May 14, 2011, 04:30:53 PM
Lol where can I find other "Judy" content?

The only place to get more judy content is from me, these are my freind and I's  personal expieriances with this woman I am going to start one thread as suggested called the judy facepalm files as stories come up I will be posting them.
Just change the title of this thread as all the 'Judy' threads will get merged together in one place anyway  ;D
Title: Re: Judy's facepalm files
Post by: Cooper20 on May 15, 2011, 01:47:15 AM
This isn't a 'Judy', but a facepalm none the less.

Teacher: "I think everyone should have the chance to read the whole Bible."
Me: "Which books did you enjoy most reading?"
Teacher: 'The Gospels, I haven't read most of the other books, old or new testement, I'm not a fan of violence."
Me: *Facepalm*
Title: Re: Judy's facepalm files
Post by: Tank on May 15, 2011, 10:30:47 AM
Quote from: Cooper20 on May 15, 2011, 01:47:15 AM
This isn't a 'Judy', but a facepalm none the less.

Teacher: "I think everyone should have the chance to read the whole Bible."
Me: "Which books did you enjoy most reading?"
Teacher: 'The Gospels, I haven't read most of the other books, old or new testement, I'm not a fan of violence."
Me: *Facepalm*

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg517.imageshack.us%2Fimg517%2F6655%2Fpmslsu0.gif&hash=864936626eaf8fd08f72c935dec3770cf5cd5bb5)
Title: Re: Judy's facepalm files
Post by: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 10:30:47 AM
Quote from: Cooper20 on May 15, 2011, 01:47:15 AM
This isn't a 'Judy', but a facepalm none the less.

Teacher: "I think everyone should have the chance to read the whole Bible."
Me: "Which books did you enjoy most reading?"
Teacher: 'The Gospels, I haven't read most of the other books, old or new testement, I'm not a fan of violence."
Me: *Facepalm*

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg517.imageshack.us%2Fimg517%2F6655%2Fpmslsu0.gif&hash=864936626eaf8fd08f72c935dec3770cf5cd5bb5)

Did you really find it THAT funny?
Title: Re: Judy's facepalm files
Post by: Tank on May 15, 2011, 11:27:07 AM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 10:30:47 AM
Quote from: Cooper20 on May 15, 2011, 01:47:15 AM
This isn't a 'Judy', but a facepalm none the less.

Teacher: "I think everyone should have the chance to read the whole Bible."
Me: "Which books did you enjoy most reading?"
Teacher: 'The Gospels, I haven't read most of the other books, old or new testement, I'm not a fan of violence."
Me: *Facepalm*

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg517.imageshack.us%2Fimg517%2F6655%2Fpmslsu0.gif&hash=864936626eaf8fd08f72c935dec3770cf5cd5bb5)

Did you really find it THAT funny?
Yes. I just love teachers and people in authority making themselves look foolish!
Title: Re: Judy's facepalm files
Post by: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 11:32:09 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 11:27:07 AM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 10:30:47 AM
Quote from: Cooper20 on May 15, 2011, 01:47:15 AM
This isn't a 'Judy', but a facepalm none the less.

Teacher: "I think everyone should have the chance to read the whole Bible."
Me: "Which books did you enjoy most reading?"
Teacher: 'The Gospels, I haven't read most of the other books, old or new testement, I'm not a fan of violence."
Me: *Facepalm*

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg517.imageshack.us%2Fimg517%2F6655%2Fpmslsu0.gif&hash=864936626eaf8fd08f72c935dec3770cf5cd5bb5)

Did you really find it THAT funny?
Yes. I just love teachers and people in authority making themselves look foolish!

Yes, that is quite humorous.