Well for anyone that gets really bored and decides well theres nothing better to look at this will be the first of many posts about a woman I worked with and my one of my best freinds, who is buddhist atheist, currently works with. These are going be like shit my dad says, but stupid.
So the first one " I don't beleive in fossil fuels"-Judy
"why is that judy"-Me
"Because god loves us to much to let us run out of oil."-Judy
"SLAP!(facepalm)"-Me
Please enjoy and respond. I have more if you like them also these are exact conversations, and beleifs this woman has. The faceplam is when I walked away cause by brain hurt.
Quote from: thedport on May 13, 2011, 07:47:06 PM
who is buddhist atheist
Quote
"Because god..."
She isn't an Atheist.
Quote from: Stevil on May 13, 2011, 09:00:04 PM
Quote from: thedport on May 13, 2011, 07:47:06 PM
who is buddhist atheist
Quote
"Because god..."
She isn't an Atheist.
No my freind drew is the buddhist atheist,who works with judy, who makes me facepalm.
My mistake, I read it too quickly.
Judy sounds delightful. Feel free to share some more of her wisdom.
By the way: Hello and welcome to HAF, thedport.
I don't understand how mining companies run by fundamentalists survive in a competitive environment.
The miner who relies on science will look where things are likely to be found and then move on.
The fundamentalist may look in likely places as well, but they would need to check the same places continually. After all you never know when god is going to slip an oil deposit into a previously searched area.
Seeing as how so far people enjoy judy here's another
"You know I hate when people try to tell me how to live my life."-Judy
"Aren't you a devout christian that goes to church?"-Me
"I don't see what that has to do with anything Ryan."-judy
"Slap(facepalm)"-Me
*speechless*
More please :)
Very good.
I think "Judy" is probably only worth one thread though, lots of posts, but just the one thread.
Quote from: Tank on May 14, 2011, 08:15:52 AM
Very good.
I think "Judy" is probably only worth one thread though, lots of posts, but just the one thread.
+1
Ha that's great!
Lol where can I find other "Judy" content?
You should start a thread that says something like "clueless Judy" or something like that ::)
Quote from: Illbethewriter on May 14, 2011, 04:30:53 PM
Lol where can I find other "Judy" content?
The only place to get more judy content is from me, these are my freind and I's personal expieriances with this woman I am going to start one thread as suggested called the judy facepalm files as stories come up I will be posting them.
Quote from: thedport on May 14, 2011, 06:06:45 PM
Quote from: Illbethewriter on May 14, 2011, 04:30:53 PM
Lol where can I find other "Judy" content?
The only place to get more judy content is from me, these are my freind and I's personal expieriances with this woman I am going to start one thread as suggested called the judy facepalm files as stories come up I will be posting them.
Just change the title of this thread as all the 'Judy' threads will get merged together in one place anyway ;D
This isn't a 'Judy', but a facepalm none the less.
Teacher: "I think everyone should have the chance to read the whole Bible."
Me: "Which books did you enjoy most reading?"
Teacher: 'The Gospels, I haven't read most of the other books, old or new testement, I'm not a fan of violence."
Me: *Facepalm*
Quote from: Cooper20 on May 15, 2011, 01:47:15 AM
This isn't a 'Judy', but a facepalm none the less.
Teacher: "I think everyone should have the chance to read the whole Bible."
Me: "Which books did you enjoy most reading?"
Teacher: 'The Gospels, I haven't read most of the other books, old or new testement, I'm not a fan of violence."
Me: *Facepalm*
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg517.imageshack.us%2Fimg517%2F6655%2Fpmslsu0.gif&hash=864936626eaf8fd08f72c935dec3770cf5cd5bb5)
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 10:30:47 AM
Quote from: Cooper20 on May 15, 2011, 01:47:15 AM
This isn't a 'Judy', but a facepalm none the less.
Teacher: "I think everyone should have the chance to read the whole Bible."
Me: "Which books did you enjoy most reading?"
Teacher: 'The Gospels, I haven't read most of the other books, old or new testement, I'm not a fan of violence."
Me: *Facepalm*
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg517.imageshack.us%2Fimg517%2F6655%2Fpmslsu0.gif&hash=864936626eaf8fd08f72c935dec3770cf5cd5bb5)
Did you really find it THAT funny?
Quote from: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 10:30:47 AM
Quote from: Cooper20 on May 15, 2011, 01:47:15 AM
This isn't a 'Judy', but a facepalm none the less.
Teacher: "I think everyone should have the chance to read the whole Bible."
Me: "Which books did you enjoy most reading?"
Teacher: 'The Gospels, I haven't read most of the other books, old or new testement, I'm not a fan of violence."
Me: *Facepalm*
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg517.imageshack.us%2Fimg517%2F6655%2Fpmslsu0.gif&hash=864936626eaf8fd08f72c935dec3770cf5cd5bb5)
Did you really find it THAT funny?
Yes. I just love teachers and people in authority making themselves look foolish!
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 11:27:07 AM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 15, 2011, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 15, 2011, 10:30:47 AM
Quote from: Cooper20 on May 15, 2011, 01:47:15 AM
This isn't a 'Judy', but a facepalm none the less.
Teacher: "I think everyone should have the chance to read the whole Bible."
Me: "Which books did you enjoy most reading?"
Teacher: 'The Gospels, I haven't read most of the other books, old or new testement, I'm not a fan of violence."
Me: *Facepalm*
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg517.imageshack.us%2Fimg517%2F6655%2Fpmslsu0.gif&hash=864936626eaf8fd08f72c935dec3770cf5cd5bb5)
Did you really find it THAT funny?
Yes. I just love teachers and people in authority making themselves look foolish!
Yes, that is quite humorous.