Title: "Pole Dancing for Jesus"
Post by: februarystars on March 25, 2011, 07:02:15 AM
Post by: februarystars on March 25, 2011, 07:02:15 AM
Just happened across this, and thought it was too funny not to share.
Link to story and video (http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news/local/110316-pole-dancing-for-jesus)
Quote from: "Jesus Pole Dancing Instructor""On Sundays, we do pole fitness for Jesus. We do the upbeat contemporary Christian music because people have to bring their church program to get into the class."
Link to story and video (http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news/local/110316-pole-dancing-for-jesus)
Title: Re: "Pole Dancing for Jesus"
Post by: TheWilliam on March 25, 2011, 09:03:10 AM
Post by: TheWilliam on March 25, 2011, 09:03:10 AM
I wouldn't mind seeing some church girls pole dancing.
Plenty of them wear thongs already because panty lines are frowned upon and they have cleavage out.......for whatever awesome reason.
Plenty of them wear thongs already because panty lines are frowned upon and they have cleavage out.......for whatever awesome reason.
Title: Re: "Pole Dancing for Jesus"
Post by: The Magic Pudding on March 25, 2011, 09:05:40 AM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on March 25, 2011, 09:05:40 AM
Quote from: "februarystars"Just happened across this, and thought it was too funny not to share.Quote from: "Jesus Pole Dancing Instructor""On Sundays, we do pole fitness for Jesus. We do the upbeat contemporary Christian music because people have to bring their church program to get into the class."
Link to story and video (http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news/local/110316-pole-dancing-for-jesus)
I suppose there would be a risk of splinters if they used a cross, but it would make more moves possible.
Title: Re: "Pole Dancing for Jesus"
Post by: Sireal on March 26, 2011, 04:47:14 PM
Post by: Sireal on March 26, 2011, 04:47:14 PM
I like pole dancing christian girls, even known a few, not a bad idea to keep them well trained 
Title: Re: "Pole Dancing for Jesus"
Post by: YaarghMatey487 on March 27, 2011, 08:44:27 AM
Post by: YaarghMatey487 on March 27, 2011, 08:44:27 AM
Heh yeah I read that article the other day. I'm really not too surprised. I mean...what if Jesus turns out to be Muhammad or Joseph Smith? If you're going to have droves of virgins they could at least know how to work a pole.
Title: Re: "Pole Dancing for Jesus"
Post by: not your typical... on November 11, 2011, 03:14:46 AM
Post by: not your typical... on November 11, 2011, 03:14:46 AM
I'm a Christian and think pole dancing is a good, fun way to stay fit and keep the men coming in droves. Very useful thing.