Title: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: father nicetouch on February 18, 2011, 07:45:53 AM
Post by: father nicetouch on February 18, 2011, 07:45:53 AM
2 Kings 2:
23: And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24: And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
23: And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24: And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: JoeBobSmith on February 18, 2011, 08:11:45 AM
Post by: JoeBobSmith on February 18, 2011, 08:11:45 AM
:)
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: father nicetouch on February 18, 2011, 09:55:46 PM
Post by: father nicetouch on February 18, 2011, 09:55:46 PM
Quote from: "JoeBobSmith"Quote from: "father nicetouch"2 Kings 2:
23: And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24: And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
she bears? hmmm
See, you should never make fun of god's people or god is going to kill you. But at the same time god is merciful! He was like, “Well, they are little children so I’m not going to send them a “He†bear!†Because everyone knows that she bears are less brutal!
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: Epimetheus on February 21, 2011, 04:50:48 PM
Post by: Epimetheus on February 21, 2011, 04:50:48 PM
I'm going to ignore the fact that the tone throughout this thread seems largely sarcastic:
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me." - Psalm 23:4
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me." - Psalm 23:4
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: Tank on February 21, 2011, 05:26:26 PM
Post by: Tank on February 21, 2011, 05:26:26 PM
Song of Solomon 8:6
- Place me like a seal over your heart,
like a seal on your arm;
for love is as strong as death,
its jealousy unyielding as the grave.
It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame.
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: Davin on February 21, 2011, 06:01:43 PM
Post by: Davin on February 21, 2011, 06:01:43 PM
"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." -- 1 Cor 13:11
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: Tokage on February 21, 2011, 07:33:35 PM
Post by: Tokage on February 21, 2011, 07:33:35 PM
You mean "tare" as in cuddle...right? 
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: ForTheLoveOfAll on February 21, 2011, 11:35:08 PM
Post by: ForTheLoveOfAll on February 21, 2011, 11:35:08 PM
Quote from: "Davin""When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." -- 1 Cor 13:11Hence I put aside belief in a cosmic granddaddy and talking snakes.
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: Davin on February 22, 2011, 04:22:27 PM
Post by: Davin on February 22, 2011, 04:22:27 PM
Quote from: "ForTheLoveOfAll"That is one reason why I like the verse.Quote from: "Davin""When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." -- 1 Cor 13:11Hence I put aside belief in a cosmic granddaddy and talking snakes.
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: Whitney on February 22, 2011, 05:37:08 PM
Post by: Whitney on February 22, 2011, 05:37:08 PM
this topic has been moved to religion because it was sparking debate in an area meant for casual chat.
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: Cecilie on February 22, 2011, 06:56:13 PM
Post by: Cecilie on February 22, 2011, 06:56:13 PM
Looks like a lot of people read the Bible, huh?
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: lundberg500 on March 04, 2011, 06:46:14 PM
Post by: lundberg500 on March 04, 2011, 06:46:14 PM
Leviticus 26:29 "And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." 
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: Stevil on March 04, 2011, 07:09:09 PM
Post by: Stevil on March 04, 2011, 07:09:09 PM
Deuteronomy 23 "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord"
I do think this is a very telling phrase with regards to what heaven will be like.
So when we die I assume that we keep our physical attributes at our time of death and take these with us up into heaven to live the afterlife like that for all eternity. Then in heaven it seems there is great importance for men to have their genitles intact. Maybe there is an orgy going on, or maybe God herself wants to have her way with us.
So those of us who die young at our sexual peak, in a way that does not hamper our physicallity would be well positioned for all eternity, given that there are pretty and interesting single women up there and that God of course lets us use our uncrushed un cut off testicles. Hmmm, not so good dying as a baby or foetus, or really old, or in a horrific body destoying way.
I do think this is a very telling phrase with regards to what heaven will be like.
So when we die I assume that we keep our physical attributes at our time of death and take these with us up into heaven to live the afterlife like that for all eternity. Then in heaven it seems there is great importance for men to have their genitles intact. Maybe there is an orgy going on, or maybe God herself wants to have her way with us.
So those of us who die young at our sexual peak, in a way that does not hamper our physicallity would be well positioned for all eternity, given that there are pretty and interesting single women up there and that God of course lets us use our uncrushed un cut off testicles. Hmmm, not so good dying as a baby or foetus, or really old, or in a horrific body destoying way.
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: lundberg500 on March 04, 2011, 07:15:44 PM
Post by: lundberg500 on March 04, 2011, 07:15:44 PM
Quotemaybe God herself wants to have her way with us.
Title: Re: happy bible verse of the week!
Post by: no good boyo on March 07, 2011, 09:48:39 PM
Post by: no good boyo on March 07, 2011, 09:48:39 PM
Quote from: "father nicetouch"2 Kings 2:
23: And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24: And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Classic tale. Is this the foundation of the tradition of monks abusing young kids?