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General => Current Events => Topic started by: EssejSllim on January 04, 2011, 01:13:50 AM

Title: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: EssejSllim on January 04, 2011, 01:13:50 AM
THE RAPTURE IS COMING!!!
Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon;_ylt=As3ZhwvJjzq1egrWNH9Z2zis0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTFpMGs1OGMwBHBvcwMzNQRzZWMDYWNjb3JkaW9uX21vc3RfcG9wdWxhcgRzbGsDZW5kb2ZkYXlzaW5t)

Seriously, how can this even be considered news? How many times have we heard that the world is going to end? This isn't even the first time we've heard it from this particular man!
I'm extremely disappointed that all these news sites are giving this coverage.

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/03/may-2 ... ay-predic/ (http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/03/may-21-is-judgement-day-harold-campings-latest-doomsday-predic/) (redirected from FoxNews)
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/03/jud ... the-world/ (http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/03/judgement-day-will-may-21-2011-be-the-end-of-the-world/)
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: LegendarySandwich on January 04, 2011, 01:17:59 AM
I saw this on Friendly Atheist. It's pretty pathetic.
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: The Magic Pudding on January 04, 2011, 02:05:59 AM
So the date of the world's end has been set, May 21st, 2011
So should we set up a company, offer to buy a property for 10% of its value but offer a years occupancy?
The vendors get money to spend before the world ends, but still retain their home until the very end.
And I meet my end knowing I've helped people in this difficult time.
Baron Rothschild is credited with saying the time to buy is when there's blood in the streets,
but when there's mush in the head is a good time too.
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: Sophus on January 04, 2011, 07:18:14 AM
What? I thought we had 'til 2012!
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: The Magic Pudding on January 04, 2011, 07:53:49 AM
Quote from: "Sophus"What? I thought we had 'til 2012!

That's End of the world 2, you can't limit a money spinner like this to one event, it's not practical you need a franchise arrangement.
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: Tank on January 04, 2011, 10:22:57 AM
Gosh! Won't it be peaceful on the 22nd! Actually I'll take that back. As all the fundy Christians are so proud and arrogant they won't  get to go so we'll be stuck with all the whiny buggers still  :D
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: LegendarySandwich on January 04, 2011, 03:58:38 PM
Maybe some of those fundies will try to nuke us to prove their date right.  :crazy:

I wouldn't put it past them.
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: AnimatedDirt on January 04, 2011, 05:00:08 PM
Quote from: "Tank"Hope all goes well for you in heaven AnimatedDirt  :)
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: terranus on January 04, 2011, 07:40:36 PM
Yeah they've actually gone around putting up billboards in my city. Seen them everywhere. I'd like to say that it's an uncommon practice to put up crazy religious billboards where I live, but considering I do live in the bible belt, I'm afraid the opposite is actually the case. Between them and the rampant amount of Birthers we have down here, I think I've actually become pretty desensitized to the outlandish claims made by the religious right. Still, I wonder how silly the woman in the Yahoo News article is going to feel in a few years.
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: The Magic Pudding on January 05, 2011, 12:14:34 AM
Quote from: "terranus"Still, I wonder how silly the woman in the Yahoo News article is going to feel in a few years.

Not silly at all, god has given us a reprieve, praise the lord for his graciousness.
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: grim-reaper on January 06, 2011, 03:31:03 PM
It's amazing how deluded some of these fundies are. No matter how many rapture predictions fail, some fundies still believe the next one.
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: Cecilie on January 06, 2011, 04:11:04 PM
Time to look at my bucket list again.
Title: Re: Save the Date... May 21st, 2011
Post by: Asmodean on January 06, 2011, 07:28:57 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"So the date of the world's end has been set, May 21st, 2011
They might be right for once... 21st of May is my birthday, after all... And I've always wanted me an armageddon.