Title: I'll be there for you
Post by: Chandler M Bing on December 01, 2010, 09:36:30 PM
Post by: Chandler M Bing on December 01, 2010, 09:36:30 PM
So no one told you life was gonna be this way, your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA. It's like you're always stuck in second gear, when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but...I'll be there for you.
Hi, I'm Chandler M Bing, I have a third nipple, and I'm a theist. Please don't ask me what the M stands for, it's embarassing.
Hi, I'm Chandler M Bing, I have a third nipple, and I'm a theist. Please don't ask me what the M stands for, it's embarassing.
Title: Re: I'll be there for you
Post by: Asmodean on December 01, 2010, 09:48:33 PM
Post by: Asmodean on December 01, 2010, 09:48:33 PM
:hmm:
My life sucks, but not because of failed aspirations, lack of love or bad coffee. And the reason it sucks is not something you are in position to affect in any way.
Good luck with that third nipple! Get all three pierced and wear it like chainmail is my suggestion. And send your god a thank you note for not reading the instruction manual while assembling you.
Other than that... Welcome.
My life sucks, but not because of failed aspirations, lack of love or bad coffee. And the reason it sucks is not something you are in position to affect in any way.
Good luck with that third nipple! Get all three pierced and wear it like chainmail is my suggestion. And send your god a thank you note for not reading the instruction manual while assembling you.
Other than that... Welcome.
Title: Re: I'll be there for you
Post by: penny23 on December 01, 2010, 10:05:33 PM
Post by: penny23 on December 01, 2010, 10:05:33 PM
Hey there,
welcome to the post!
I suppose I am just curious... why you decided to be a member of this forum, my experience has been that religious people (apart from some firends of mine) tend to run away from anything that has to do with atheism.
I hope you don't mind me asking
Penny
welcome to the post!
I suppose I am just curious... why you decided to be a member of this forum, my experience has been that religious people (apart from some firends of mine) tend to run away from anything that has to do with atheism.
I hope you don't mind me asking
Penny
Title: Re: I'll be there for you
Post by: Chandler M Bing on December 01, 2010, 10:09:46 PM
Post by: Chandler M Bing on December 01, 2010, 10:09:46 PM
Quote from: "penny23"Hey there,
welcome to the post!
I suppose I am just curious... why you decided to be a member of this forum, my experience has been that religious people (apart from some firends of mine) tend to run away from anything that has to do with atheism.
I hope you don't mind me asking
Penny
Curiosity. It's always interesting to know what the "other side" thinks about stuff.
Title: Re: I'll be there for you
Post by: borealis on December 01, 2010, 10:55:29 PM
Post by: borealis on December 01, 2010, 10:55:29 PM
Welcome! I love that song by the way.
I love that song by the way.
Title: Re: I'll be there for you
Post by: legs laney on December 03, 2010, 02:41:20 AM
Post by: legs laney on December 03, 2010, 02:41:20 AM
i applaud the fact that you joined a forum like this. i've never met a theist that was willing to "test" their faith, hope we don't beat you up too much. welcome.
Title: Re: I'll be there for you
Post by: Cecilie on December 03, 2010, 02:57:28 AM
Post by: Cecilie on December 03, 2010, 02:57:28 AM
Yeah, I like Friends too. But not enough to make a fake account on an atheist forum.
EDIT: The M stands for Muriel btw.
EDIT: The M stands for Muriel btw.
Title: Re: I'll be there for you
Post by: wildfire_emissary on December 03, 2010, 04:29:34 AM
Post by: wildfire_emissary on December 03, 2010, 04:29:34 AM
Hello! We have a Joey and then a Chandler. Friends really.
Is your third nipple between the two normal ones? If so, then I guess M stands for MIPPLE. Middle nipple.
Ok.
Is your third nipple between the two normal ones? If so, then I guess M stands for MIPPLE. Middle nipple.
Ok.
Title: Re: I'll be there for you
Post by: Chandler M Bing on December 03, 2010, 10:12:32 PM
Post by: Chandler M Bing on December 03, 2010, 10:12:32 PM
Quote from: "wildfire_emissary"Hello! We have a Joey and then a Chandler. Friends really.
Is your third nipple between the two normal ones? If so, then I guess M stands for MIPPLE. Middle nipple.
Ok.
My third nipple is omnipresent.
Title: Re: I'll be there for you
Post by: Tank on December 16, 2010, 08:35:16 AM
Post by: Tank on December 16, 2010, 08:35:16 AM
Bugger came and went while I was away 