Title: pick-up lines
Post by: tacoma_kyle on June 14, 2007, 07:34:53 AM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on June 14, 2007, 07:34:53 AM
Yeah, heh I am bored. Whats your favorite pickup line?
Me?
I wish I was your derrivative so I could lay tangent to your curve.
anyone who's taken calculus knows what it means.
Me?
I wish I was your derrivative so I could lay tangent to your curve.
anyone who's taken calculus knows what it means.
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Post by: Piemaster on June 14, 2007, 08:18:34 AM
Post by: Piemaster on June 14, 2007, 08:18:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10)
Edit - NSFW
Edit - NSFW
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Post by: donkeyhoty on June 14, 2007, 09:24:45 AM
Post by: donkeyhoty on June 14, 2007, 09:24:45 AM
Come here often? Would you like to?
"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."
"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."
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Post by: Eclecticsaturn on June 17, 2007, 08:04:39 AM
Post by: Eclecticsaturn on June 17, 2007, 08:04:39 AM
the word of the day is legs, wanna come back to my house and spread the word?
did it hurt?..........................when you fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down? (lol, it works every time, j/k)
did it hurt?..........................when you fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down? (lol, it works every time, j/k)
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Post by: Ishkamina on August 04, 2007, 09:10:01 PM
Post by: Ishkamina on August 04, 2007, 09:10:01 PM
"You must be a magician because you turned my panties to soup"
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on August 06, 2007, 06:00:19 AM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on August 06, 2007, 06:00:19 AM
God damn I wonder how many guys would kill to get that!
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Post by: Tom62 on August 06, 2007, 01:12:17 PM
Post by: Tom62 on August 06, 2007, 01:12:17 PM
Try one of these :lol:
http://members.iinet.net.au/~jaherne/bi ... ickup.html (http://members.iinet.net.au/~jaherne/bitspieces/pickup.html)
http://members.iinet.net.au/~jaherne/bi ... ickup.html (http://members.iinet.net.au/~jaherne/bitspieces/pickup.html)
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Post by: McQ on August 06, 2007, 07:05:19 PM
Post by: McQ on August 06, 2007, 07:05:19 PM
Damn. I hope you meant "favorite" as in "the worst pickup line you've ever heard"!
Because these suck!
:lol:
I did have a very bad, bawdy pickup line used on me in college, by a girl in my biology class. However, she being a heavy coke addict (not the drink) put a damper on the proceedings.
Her line was, "What f**ks like a tiger and winks?"
I answered, "I don't know. What?"
Then she looked me in the eyes and winked.
Would have been pretty slick, if she hadn't just done a line and left some on her nose.
:roll:
Because these suck!
:lol:
I did have a very bad, bawdy pickup line used on me in college, by a girl in my biology class. However, she being a heavy coke addict (not the drink) put a damper on the proceedings.
Her line was, "What f**ks like a tiger and winks?"
I answered, "I don't know. What?"
Then she looked me in the eyes and winked.
Would have been pretty slick, if she hadn't just done a line and left some on her nose.
:roll:
Title: Re: pick-up lines
Post by: rlrose328 on August 07, 2007, 01:35:15 AM
Post by: rlrose328 on August 07, 2007, 01:35:15 AM
Quote from: "tacoma_kyle"I wish I was your derrivative so I could lay tangent to your curve.
My husband was a Physics major... I'll have to share that with him tonight. LOL! :lol:
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on August 07, 2007, 03:03:31 AM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on August 07, 2007, 03:03:31 AM
ugh, haha That'd be kinda creepy . Kinda of like this one crazy-ass woman that I sue to work with. It was common knowledge that she wanted to fuck at least 50% of the employees. Clearly on somethin from time to time. I wouldnt want to use even they supidest pickup lines on that psycho-hose beast as a joke!
. Kinda of like this one crazy-ass woman that I sue to work with. It was common knowledge that she wanted to fuck at least 50% of the employees. Clearly on somethin from time to time. I wouldnt want to use even they supidest pickup lines on that psycho-hose beast as a joke!Quote from: "McQ"Damn. I hope you meant "favorite" as in "the worst pickup line you've ever heard"!
Because these suck!
:lol:
I did have a very bad, bawdy pickup line used on me in college, by a girl in my biology class. However, she being a heavy coke addict (not the drink) put a damper on the proceedings.
Her line was, "What f**ks like a tiger and winks?"
I answered, "I don't know. What?"
Then she looked me in the eyes and winked.
Would have been pretty slick, if she hadn't just done a line and left some on her nose.
:roll:
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Post by: arin on October 08, 2007, 12:11:26 AM
Post by: arin on October 08, 2007, 12:11:26 AM
Oh! I love these! I like "Are you tired?...because you've been running through my mind all day."
And then there's the "If you were a pirate, would you like you parrot to be in this shoulder(taps left shoulder), or THIS shoulder?(lays arm on right shoulder) (I hope that made sense, you kinda have to see it. haha)
*Oh, and for the record, I don't do those to guys, my friends just talk about funny pickup lines. haha
And then there's the "If you were a pirate, would you like you parrot to be in this shoulder(taps left shoulder), or THIS shoulder?(lays arm on right shoulder) (I hope that made sense, you kinda have to see it. haha)
*Oh, and for the record, I don't do those to guys, my friends just talk about funny pickup lines. haha