Title: New site i found: Funny (how to expose an atheist)...
Post by: Eclecticsaturn on June 05, 2007, 07:25:09 AM
Post by: Eclecticsaturn on June 05, 2007, 07:25:09 AM
http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens.shtml (http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens.shtml)
Quite entertaining and hilarious if you ask me.
Quite entertaining and hilarious if you ask me.
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Post by: Will on June 05, 2007, 08:18:19 PM
Post by: Will on June 05, 2007, 08:18:19 PM
"atheism is properly defined as a denial of the existence of God in the midst of full knowledge that the true God does indeed exist"
These are the words of an idiot. If you know an idiot, please contact the CDC immediately, as it is clear that idiocy is contagious. If you come into contact with an idiot, stay calm and try to remember that idiots will leave you alone if you mount a decent argument based on facts and reason.
These are the words of an idiot. If you know an idiot, please contact the CDC immediately, as it is clear that idiocy is contagious. If you come into contact with an idiot, stay calm and try to remember that idiots will leave you alone if you mount a decent argument based on facts and reason.
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on June 05, 2007, 09:28:05 PM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on June 05, 2007, 09:28:05 PM
Gnomes? What those goofy little things in everyone front yards? 
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Post by: SteveS on June 06, 2007, 02:32:39 AM
Post by: SteveS on June 06, 2007, 02:32:39 AM
Yeah, I've run into that site before. It's astoundingly ridiculous. I think Will quoted my favorite sentence off the entire thing. But, this one is good too:
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I need an old priest and a young priest.
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
:lol:
Getting possessed by a demon ruined my whole evening :roll:
QuoteAtheism is therefore a doctrine of demons, and in many, if not all cases, atheists are demon-possessed.I am not SteveS - I am the devil
!I need an old priest and a young priest.
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
:lol:
Getting possessed by a demon ruined my whole evening :roll:
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Post by: joeactor on June 06, 2007, 03:07:46 AM
Post by: joeactor on June 06, 2007, 03:07:46 AM
Quote from: "tacoma_kyle"Gnomes? What those goofy little things in everyone front yards?
Gnome?
He's my uncle!
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Post by: Eclecticsaturn on June 06, 2007, 04:26:01 AM
Post by: Eclecticsaturn on June 06, 2007, 04:26:01 AM
lmao, see. its hilarious. that quote reminds me off this:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa727.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F39%2Fl_b21d71383abf4243bcba77fa95f101d6.jpg&hash=7e5e97a452423ce41f51dc3572af8e4b2ad2b2ad)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa727.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F39%2Fl_b21d71383abf4243bcba77fa95f101d6.jpg&hash=7e5e97a452423ce41f51dc3572af8e4b2ad2b2ad)
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Post by: Will on June 06, 2007, 04:45:23 AM
Post by: Will on June 06, 2007, 04:45:23 AM
Oh my god....is that real?!
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Post by: SteveS on June 06, 2007, 05:15:53 AM
Post by: SteveS on June 06, 2007, 05:15:53 AM
Dude - that's from the site with Lambuel, right? Hang on....I'll find it.....
Objective Ministries (http://objectiveministries.org/)
Spoof site - it's really funny. Check out their Members link: http://objectiveministries.org/members/#AMILLER (http://objectiveministries.org/members/#AMILLER)
Dr. Richard Paley is listed as a professor of Theobiology (hahaha!)
Also good is their call for a shutdown of Landover Baptist (hehe): http://objectiveministries.org/shutdown/ (http://objectiveministries.org/shutdown/)
Objective Ministries (http://objectiveministries.org/)
Spoof site - it's really funny. Check out their Members link: http://objectiveministries.org/members/#AMILLER (http://objectiveministries.org/members/#AMILLER)
Dr. Richard Paley is listed as a professor of Theobiology (hahaha!)
Also good is their call for a shutdown of Landover Baptist (hehe): http://objectiveministries.org/shutdown/ (http://objectiveministries.org/shutdown/)
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on June 06, 2007, 07:25:05 AM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on June 06, 2007, 07:25:05 AM
Oh crap thast for-real? lol.
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Post by: Will on June 06, 2007, 07:28:20 AM
Post by: Will on June 06, 2007, 07:28:20 AM
I like pope condoms.
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Post by: SteveS on June 06, 2007, 05:37:10 PM
Post by: SteveS on June 06, 2007, 05:37:10 PM
tacoma_kyle, the site the cartoon is from is a spoof site. I don't know if the person who made it is an atheist or not. Seems like a good bet. The site is real, but it's completely satirical. Here's a link to the page with other "4 kidz" cartoons (haha, they're damn funny - I love "Hopsiah"):
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/
The Jesus thongs site sounds like Landover Baptist (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) to me....
Okay, Objective Ministries is just too much fun. Check out this page on game theory for a hilarious mathematical depiction of the famous "Pascal's Wager":
http://objectiveministries.org/gametheory/
:lol:
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/
The Jesus thongs site sounds like Landover Baptist (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) to me....
Okay, Objective Ministries is just too much fun. Check out this page on game theory for a hilarious mathematical depiction of the famous "Pascal's Wager":
http://objectiveministries.org/gametheory/
:lol:
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on June 06, 2007, 09:24:02 PM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on June 06, 2007, 09:24:02 PM
Ahaha that was the site! The thong was under baby jesus, . Objective ministries...
. Objective ministries...
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Post by: Eclecticsaturn on June 07, 2007, 10:07:44 AM
Post by: Eclecticsaturn on June 07, 2007, 10:07:44 AM
omg i want this shirt.....
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cafepress.com%2Fproduct%2F36957673v6_240x240_Front_Color-Black.jpg&hash=49ee410700bc691505d5ae43167811c85ca6e3e6)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cafepress.com%2Fproduct%2F36957673v6_240x240_Front_Color-Black.jpg&hash=49ee410700bc691505d5ae43167811c85ca6e3e6)
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Post by: SteveS on June 07, 2007, 08:16:00 PM
Post by: SteveS on June 07, 2007, 08:16:00 PM
Yeah - I sorta want that one too....
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Post by: donkeyhoty on June 14, 2007, 08:44:32 AM
Post by: donkeyhoty on June 14, 2007, 08:44:32 AM
Quote from: "Willravel"I like pope condoms.Who wouldn't want the Pope deep inside them?
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Post by: Eclecticsaturn on June 17, 2007, 08:00:19 AM
Post by: Eclecticsaturn on June 17, 2007, 08:00:19 AM
, um me.
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Post by: LSchune on October 02, 2007, 10:35:07 PM
Post by: LSchune on October 02, 2007, 10:35:07 PM
Quote from: "donkeyhoty"Quote from: "Willravel"I like pope condoms.Who wouldn't want the Pope deep inside them?
That's been my dream for the longest time. It's nice to know I'm not alone.
Title: Re: New site i found: Funny (how to expose an atheist)...
Post by: rlrose328 on October 03, 2007, 02:06:25 AM
Post by: rlrose328 on October 03, 2007, 02:06:25 AM
Quote from: "Eclecticsaturn"http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens.shtml (http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens.shtml)
Quite entertaining and hilarious if you ask me.
That page infuriates me. quite frankly... I've referred a few evangelicals I know to that page and they are incensed, but not enough to fight it. I get, "That's not how we feel." Oooookay... what about telling those people they are SO WRONG!
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Post by: Mister Joy on October 04, 2007, 01:45:39 PM
Post by: Mister Joy on October 04, 2007, 01:45:39 PM
I want the Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew shirt. "He knows history because his family lived it!" Utter genius. Not to mention Habu the polytheistic elephant.