Title: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: Ned on November 17, 2010, 08:48:52 PM
Post by: Ned on November 17, 2010, 08:48:52 PM
Seeing as the other thread got locked, I thought I would open this one to see if anyone at all wants to admit that they have received a calling to praise the Lord. I would appreciate it if people could try to take the question seriously this time and avoid going off-topic.
Title: Re: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: Whitney on November 17, 2010, 08:51:17 PM
Post by: Whitney on November 17, 2010, 08:51:17 PM
Ned has been banned for trolling.
Title: Re: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: Asmodean on November 18, 2010, 11:45:55 AM
Post by: Asmodean on November 18, 2010, 11:45:55 AM
Still, he did ask for a serious response, and at least one he shall have (I have nothing better to do, you see 
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No, Ned, I have never recieved such a calling, be it in writing, orally or by any other means. I do not worship your or any other lord. I do not believe in gods, and even if I did, the Abrahamic god is not deserving of my praise.
)No, Ned, I have never recieved such a calling, be it in writing, orally or by any other means. I do not worship your or any other lord. I do not believe in gods, and even if I did, the Abrahamic god is not deserving of my praise.
Title: Re: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: The Magic Pudding on November 18, 2010, 12:15:31 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on November 18, 2010, 12:15:31 PM
Quote from: "Ned"I thought I would open this one to see if anyone at all wants to admit that they have received a calling to praise the Lord.
No, but if this kind of thing persists, perhaps you could try some medication, or are you already doing that?
Title: Re: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: Gawen on November 19, 2010, 10:30:27 AM
Post by: Gawen on November 19, 2010, 10:30:27 AM
Quote from: "Ned"...I thought I would open this one to see if anyone at all wants to admit that they have received a calling to praise the Lord.I haven't received my sign up and bonus fees yet.
Title: Re: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: Ihateyoumike on November 19, 2010, 03:39:33 PM
Post by: Ihateyoumike on November 19, 2010, 03:39:33 PM
I signed up for the national "no call" list but they slip through sometimes. Luckily though, I just don't pick up when I don't know the phone number... And I guess the lord's too busy to leave a message and call back number.
Title: Re: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: Asmodean on November 19, 2010, 05:38:22 PM
Post by: Asmodean on November 19, 2010, 05:38:22 PM
Quote from: "Ihateyoumike"And I guess the lord's too busy to leave a message and call back number."Lord" doesn't have a phone. They didn't have that in the bronze age, see...
There are those who actually think that in an event of a war in heaven, swords, and not nukes on a massive scale, would be the weapon of choice.
Me, I think a nuke is a bit more potent. Satan, he has some yes?
Title: Re: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: Kylyssa on November 20, 2010, 01:50:32 AM
Post by: Kylyssa on November 20, 2010, 01:50:32 AM
Quote from: "Ned"Seeing as the other thread got locked, I thought I would open this one to see if anyone at all wants to admit that they have received a calling to praise the Lord. I would appreciate it if people could try to take the question seriously this time and avoid going off-topic.
How would we be called by something that doesn't exist? Why would we feel a desire to praise something we don't think is real? Do Christians feel urges to praise Zeus?
Title: Re: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: hismikeness on November 20, 2010, 05:49:52 AM
Post by: hismikeness on November 20, 2010, 05:49:52 AM
Shit, I would raise my own grandma, not to mention any lord.
Oh... praise! Nope, none of those for me.
Oh... praise! Nope, none of those for me.
Title: Re: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: Asmodean on November 20, 2010, 11:34:03 AM
Post by: Asmodean on November 20, 2010, 11:34:03 AM
Quote from: "Kylyssa"Do Christians feel urges to praise Zeus?...Only when a lightning zaps their bottoms, methink.
Title: Re: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: The Magic Pudding on November 20, 2010, 12:07:22 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on November 20, 2010, 12:07:22 PM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Quote from: "Kylyssa"Do Christians feel urges to praise Zeus?...Only when a lightning zaps their bottoms, methink.
Someone else's bottom, I would have thought.
And stop looking at hismikeness's avatar, it's leading you astray.
Title: Re: Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement
Post by: Asmodean on November 20, 2010, 12:45:06 PM
Post by: Asmodean on November 20, 2010, 12:45:06 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"And stop looking at hismikeness's avatar, it's leading you astray.Nope. I'm faithful to my left hand. oO(And my ex... And that girl at the bar... And that other girl I've met under suspicious circumstances... And...) *straightens the halo*
