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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: Gawen on October 24, 2010, 12:02:32 AM

Title: Jesus is the BEAST!!
Post by: Gawen on October 24, 2010, 12:02:32 AM
On a simple 9-multiple numerological table


A = 1 * 9 = 9
B = 2 * 9 = 18
C = 3 * 9 = 27
ect ect ect...
Y = 25 * 9 = 225
Z = 26 * 9 = 234

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J = 90
E = 45
S = 171
U = 189
S = 171
-------  Total
    666


Heh heh heh

Yes, I have nothing to do today...
Title: Re: Jesus is the BEAST!!
Post by: LegendarySandwich on October 24, 2010, 07:57:15 AM
As Gibbs would say, "I don't believe in coincidences".

Are Christians really...Satanists?!  :eek:
Title: Re: Jesus is the BEAST!!
Post by: theatheists on October 24, 2010, 04:06:47 PM
Same math just use a multiple by 3 table

Jesus = 333 (the holy trinity) * 3 = 999 (the inversion of christ)  

Now rotate 180 degrees (stand on your head for the gifted)

and you have Jesus is the holy trinity whose upside-down inverse is 666 the anti-christ!
Title: Re: Jesus is the BEAST!!
Post by: lundberg500 on October 25, 2010, 06:15:48 PM
QuoteJ = 90
E = 45
S = 171
U = 189
S = 171
------- Total
666

That's pretty good Gawen. I like that. Now figure one out for Iesous (Greek).   ;)
Title: Re: Jesus is the BEAST!!
Post by: DropLogic on October 26, 2010, 11:02:33 PM
yahweh = 630

-.-
Title: Re: Jesus is the BEAST!!
Post by: tymygy on October 27, 2010, 08:47:37 AM
Christ 693
Title: Re: Jesus is the BEAST!!
Post by: Matt on November 08, 2010, 11:40:58 PM
Χ = 600
ρ = 100
ι = 10
σ = 200
Ï,, = 300
ο = 10
σ = 200
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1,410

Hm.  I got nothing.

One of my teachers in 9th grade had us do something like this to show that "God" was greater than a bunch of other stuff.  I think she had us use "Jesus Christ" so it added up to more.  Unfortunately I didn't have the presence of mind to come up with something witty that would add up to more.
Title: Re: Jesus is the BEAST!!
Post by: Croaker on November 09, 2010, 08:14:07 PM
This just makes me think of the whole "58008 = boobs" thing I did with my friends on calculators in third grade.

Man, if you want some crazy-ass numerology, go read Sefir Yetzirah (sp?) I borrowed a copy from Jewish friend of mine, and while I'm intrigued by the whole "making golems" thing, I couldn't help but think about how much damn free time these guys had back in the day.
Title: Re: Jesus is the BEAST!!
Post by: Gawen on November 10, 2010, 12:26:02 AM
Quote from: "Croaker"This just makes me think of the whole "58008 = boobs" thing I did with my friends on calculators in third grade.

Man, if you want some crazy-ass numerology, go read Sefir Yetzirah (sp?) I borrowed a copy from Jewish friend of mine, and while I'm intrigued by the whole "making golems" thing, I couldn't help but think about how much damn free time these guys had back in the day.
Amazing, ain't it?