Title: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 01:45:40 AM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 01:45:40 AM
Hello! I am Draconicstarz88 from TAF and I open this 5th pub! Im the bartender so what will it be?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 01:50:03 AM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 01:50:03 AM
I'd like 30, please.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 01:58:38 AM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 01:58:38 AM
where do you get these names?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 02:01:53 AM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 02:01:53 AM
15+15=30.
:bananacolor:
:bananacolor:
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: i_am_i on September 07, 2010, 02:03:23 AM
Post by: i_am_i on September 07, 2010, 02:03:23 AM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"Hello! I am Draconicstarz88 from TAF and I open this 5th pub! Im the bartender so what will it be?
I'll have the soup.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 02:07:14 AM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 02:07:14 AM
poop give me a site that has info on 7and 7 and 30.
pours some rum and chicken noodle soup into a glass and sets it before iami
pours some rum and chicken noodle soup into a glass and sets it before iami
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 02:12:15 AM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 02:12:15 AM
http://www.nwdiveclub.com/viewtopic.php ... 30#p151135 (http://www.nwdiveclub.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=12535&start=30#p151135)
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. The brunette says "Gimme a BL." The bartender says, "I don't know what that is." She replies, "Bud Lite. Duh!"
The bartender looks at the redhead and says, "And for you?" She says, "Gimme a CL." He shakes his head. "Don't know that one, either." She says, "Coors Lite. Duh!"
With great trepidation the bartender turns to the blonde. "How about you?" She says, "Gimme a fifteen." He says, "I have no clue what that is." She says:
"Seven and seven. Duh!"
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. The brunette says "Gimme a BL." The bartender says, "I don't know what that is." She replies, "Bud Lite. Duh!"
The bartender looks at the redhead and says, "And for you?" She says, "Gimme a CL." He shakes his head. "Don't know that one, either." She says, "Coors Lite. Duh!"
With great trepidation the bartender turns to the blonde. "How about you?" She says, "Gimme a fifteen." He says, "I have no clue what that is." She says:
"Seven and seven. Duh!"
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 02:17:00 AM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 02:17:00 AM
but 7+7=14
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 02:20:08 AM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 02:20:08 AM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"but 7+7=14
That's the joke.
Now, can I get mah 30?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 02:25:33 AM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 02:25:33 AM
whats a 30?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 02:26:09 AM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 02:26:09 AM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"whats a 30?Two fifteens.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 07, 2010, 02:32:12 AM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 07, 2010, 02:32:12 AM
Cup of tea please.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: SSY on September 07, 2010, 03:31:17 AM
Post by: SSY on September 07, 2010, 03:31:17 AM
I'd like a bowler hat, filled with perfume and single plum floating in it please.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: i_am_i on September 07, 2010, 03:33:59 AM
Post by: i_am_i on September 07, 2010, 03:33:59 AM
Quote from: "SSY"I'd like a bowler hat, filled with perfume and single plum floating in it please.
Yeah I know, the usual.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 03:34:21 AM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 03:34:21 AM
Quote from: "SSY"I'd like a bowler hat, filled with perfume and single plum floating in it please.Interesting.
This bar sucks.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: i_am_i on September 07, 2010, 03:38:12 AM
Post by: i_am_i on September 07, 2010, 03:38:12 AM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Quote from: "SSY"I'd like a bowler hat, filled with perfume and single plum floating in it please.Interesting.
This bar sucks.
It reminds me of a bar on the moon. No atmosphere.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 03:39:57 AM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 03:39:57 AM
It reminds me of a bar in my septic tank: shitty.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 07, 2010, 05:10:38 AM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 07, 2010, 05:10:38 AM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"It reminds me of a bar in my septic tank: shitty.Oh stop whinging and have a faecaly contaminated peanut.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on September 07, 2010, 07:18:32 AM
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on September 07, 2010, 07:18:32 AM
Ooh, an internet bar.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 12:08:23 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 12:08:23 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"Salt does kill coliforms.Quote from: "PoopShoot"It reminds me of a bar in my septic tank: shitty.Oh stop whinging and have a faecaly contaminated peanut.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: karadan on September 07, 2010, 12:14:19 PM
Post by: karadan on September 07, 2010, 12:14:19 PM
A flaggon of mead.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 08:34:23 PM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 07, 2010, 08:34:23 PM
Quote from: "SSY"I'd like a bowler hat, filled with perfume and single plum floating in it please.
What?
sets a hot cup of tea before Magic and sets a flaggon of mead before karadan.
poop where is info about 30?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Asmodean on September 07, 2010, 08:42:55 PM
Post by: Asmodean on September 07, 2010, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"This bar sucks.Nah... They just don't serve thirties
Me, I'd settle for an unhealthily large mug of Otakringer
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 10:43:10 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 07, 2010, 10:43:10 PM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"poop where is info about 30?Fifteen plus fifteen equals ____________.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: karadan on September 07, 2010, 11:44:30 PM
Post by: karadan on September 07, 2010, 11:44:30 PM
(Karadan says the following whilst propping up the bar, half-cut from bee juice)..
A brain and a turd walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink.
The bartender points to them both and says:
"I'm not serving you two. You're out of your head and you're steaming."
A brain and a turd walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink.
The bartender points to them both and says:
"I'm not serving you two. You're out of your head and you're steaming."
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 02:02:42 AM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 02:02:42 AM
sets a large mug of Otakringer infront of asmodean
ill serve a 30 but i gotta know what it is, link plz!
ill serve a 30 but i gotta know what it is, link plz!
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:04:31 AM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:04:31 AM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"ill serve a 30 but i gotta know what it is, link plz!It's two fifteens.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 02:09:57 AM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 02:09:57 AM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=two+fifteens (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=two+fifteens)
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:11:38 AM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:11:38 AM
A fifteen is a 7&7. Make two of them.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: humblesmurph on September 08, 2010, 02:13:17 AM
Post by: humblesmurph on September 08, 2010, 02:13:17 AM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"sets a large mug of Otakringer infront of asmodean
ill serve a 30 but i gotta know what it is, link plz!
You're kidding right? Hey Poop, that joke was pretty funny. Draconicstarz88, a 30 is a double dose of Seagrams 7 and 7-Up. 7+7 = 14, but in Poop's joke, the unfortunate dimwit lady thought that 7+7=15 so she use "15" as a shorthand for a 7and 7 drink. So....in dimwit chick speak, a 30 is a double 7 and 7.
That brings me to the real reason this bar sucks. No ladies.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:16:14 AM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:16:14 AM
Quote from: "humblesmurph"That brings me to the real reason this bar sucks. No ladies.I can probably talk thump into tucking it back.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 02:16:46 AM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 02:16:46 AM
You couldve said that in the 1st place!!!
Pours Seagram's Seven Crown Blended Whiskey and 7up into 2 glasses and puts a slice of lemon on each and sets them before poop.
Pours Seagram's Seven Crown Blended Whiskey and 7up into 2 glasses and puts a slice of lemon on each and sets them before poop.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 02:18:52 AM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 02:18:52 AM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Quote from: "humblesmurph"That brings me to the real reason this bar sucks. No ladies.I can probably talk thump into tucking it back.
trolls everywhere!
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:20:05 AM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:20:05 AM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"You couldve said that in the 1st place!!!But what fun is that?
QuotePours Seagram's Seven Crown Blended Whiskey and 7up into 2 glasses and puts a slice of lemon on each and sets them before poop.:bananacolor: :bananacolor:
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 02:22:14 AM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 02:22:14 AM
:bananacolor: :bananacolor: :bananacolor: :bananacolor: :bananacolor: :bananacolor: :bananacolor: :bananacolor: :bananacolor:
Fun shit
Fun shit
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: humblesmurph on September 08, 2010, 02:30:41 AM
Post by: humblesmurph on September 08, 2010, 02:30:41 AM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Quote from: "humblesmurph"That brings me to the real reason this bar sucks. No ladies. :eek:
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: parrotpirate on September 08, 2010, 04:09:58 AM
Post by: parrotpirate on September 08, 2010, 04:09:58 AM
Ninja Turtle
[spoiler:9ujtrv9m]In a tall glass,over ice pour 1 1/2 shot Tanqueray, 1/2 shot blue Curacao and fill with orange juice. Turns nasty green color, tastes mostly orange like and half way through the second one you get kicked in the head.[/spoiler:9ujtrv9m]
[spoiler:9ujtrv9m]In a tall glass,over ice pour 1 1/2 shot Tanqueray, 1/2 shot blue Curacao and fill with orange juice. Turns nasty green color, tastes mostly orange like and half way through the second one you get kicked in the head.[/spoiler:9ujtrv9m]
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Tank on September 08, 2010, 01:37:34 PM
Post by: Tank on September 08, 2010, 01:37:34 PM
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Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 01:46:07 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 01:46:07 PM
Isn't that supposed to be garnished with a gold ingot and a wedge of lemon?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 08, 2010, 02:40:30 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 08, 2010, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"Fun shitWhere's my cup of tea?
Will I have to ask the computer?
Those bananas are disturbing.
Anyway what would win the fight, one medium size otter or two de-scented skunks?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:45:52 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:45:52 PM
The skunks. one on one it'd be an even fight, two on one, the skunks pwn.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 08, 2010, 02:53:35 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 08, 2010, 02:53:35 PM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"The skunks. one on one it'd be an even fight, two on one, the skunks pwn.The otter could just wait until the skunks are near drowned, and then come in for an easy double kill.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:58:35 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 02:58:35 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"You didn't specify in water. Otters are as mobile and agile on land as skunks are, therefore neutral ground would be dry land.Quote from: "PoopShoot"The skunks. one on one it'd be an even fight, two on one, the skunks pwn.The otter could just wait until the skunks are near drowned, and then come in for an easy double kill.
A beer please. Something potent.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: humblesmurph on September 08, 2010, 02:58:39 PM
Post by: humblesmurph on September 08, 2010, 02:58:39 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"Quote from: "PoopShoot"The skunks. one on one it'd be an even fight, two on one, the skunks pwn.The otter could just wait until the skunks are near drowned, and then come in for an easy double kill.
You got it MP, skunks can't fight. They just stink. Decented ones don't even do that. Otters are pretty big plus they rule the land and the water. I'd take a tiny shrew over a punk skunk any day.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 08, 2010, 03:07:46 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 08, 2010, 03:07:46 PM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"No there will be no beer for you.Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"You didn't specify in water. Otters are as mobile and agile on land as skunks are, therefore neutral ground would be dry land.Quote from: "PoopShoot"The skunks. one on one it'd be an even fight, two on one, the skunks pwn.The otter could just wait until the skunks are near drowned, and then come in for an easy double kill.
A beer please. Something potent.
You dismissed my scenario too quickly.
Neutral terrain would be half water/land.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 03:09:31 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 03:09:31 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"No there will be no beer for you.Gald you're not the bartender. *places $5 next to coaster and slides them to the back of the bar*
QuoteYou dismissed my scenario to quickly.That would be otter home turf, in which case you're right.
Neutral terrain would be half water/land.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 08, 2010, 03:24:00 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 08, 2010, 03:24:00 PM
OK
I see we're getting serious now.
How about a walrus and 14 blind-folded Arctic foxes, on perfectly flat ice with no holes for walrutic retreat?
I see we're getting serious now.
How about a walrus and 14 blind-folded Arctic foxes, on perfectly flat ice with no holes for walrutic retreat?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: humblesmurph on September 08, 2010, 03:25:35 PM
Post by: humblesmurph on September 08, 2010, 03:25:35 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"OK
I see we're getting serious now.
How about a walrus and 14 blind-folded Arctic foxes, on perfectly flat ice with no holes for walrutic retreat?
walrus, easy. No way the tiny foxes can penetrate the the blubber.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 05:23:30 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 05:23:30 PM
Walrus = Spartan hoplite
Arctic foxes = children with
lipops.
Whose leg do I have to hump to get my beer?
Arctic foxes = children with
lipops.Whose leg do I have to hump to get my beer?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 08, 2010, 05:35:09 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 08, 2010, 05:35:09 PM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Walrus = Spartan hopliteOh sweet non existent Jesus I just cleaned that, here's you're beer, now settle down.
Arctic foxes = children with
Whose leg do I have to hump to get my beer?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 06:02:53 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 08, 2010, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"Oh sweet non existent Jesus I just cleaned that, here's you're beer, now settle down.Thanks.
*zip*
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 08:42:44 PM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 08, 2010, 08:42:44 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"Where's my cup of tea? Will I have to ask the computer?
Those bananas are disturbing.Anyway what would win the fight, one medium size otter or two de-scented skunks?
Sets before Magic a hot cup of tea.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Velma on September 09, 2010, 12:12:28 AM
Post by: Velma on September 09, 2010, 12:12:28 AM
It's been a long day. I'll have a glass of blackberry wine.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 09, 2010, 01:48:54 PM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 09, 2010, 01:48:54 PM
Sets a blackberry wine bottle on the table, and pours it into 2 glasses and sets one before Velma, and takes the other in hand
I have completed my 4 page paper! SO CHEERS FOR A LONG DAY COMPLETED!!!
I have completed my 4 page paper! SO CHEERS FOR A LONG DAY COMPLETED!!!
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Velma on September 09, 2010, 02:01:11 PM
Post by: Velma on September 09, 2010, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"Sets a blackberry wine bottle on the table, and pours it into 2 glasses and sets one before Velma, and takes the other in handThat is good news! Cheers!
I have completed my 4 page paper! SO CHEERS FOR A LONG DAY COMPLETED!!!
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: humblesmurph on September 09, 2010, 02:03:11 PM
Post by: humblesmurph on September 09, 2010, 02:03:11 PM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"Sets a blackberry wine bottle on the table, and pours it into 2 glasses and sets one before Velma, and takes the other in hand
I have completed my 4 page paper! SO CHEERS FOR A LONG DAY COMPLETED!!!
Congratulations! Slide me a double of any whiskey out of a plastic bottle.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 09, 2010, 03:46:57 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 09, 2010, 03:46:57 PM
What did the Snow Man say?
[spoiler:5nu14him]I smell carrot.[/spoiler:5nu14him]
Did you hear about the two elephants that fell of a cliff?
[spoiler:5nu14him]Boom Boom[/spoiler:5nu14him]
Sorry, I'll go now.
[spoiler:5nu14him]I smell carrot.[/spoiler:5nu14him]
Did you hear about the two elephants that fell of a cliff?
[spoiler:5nu14him]Boom Boom[/spoiler:5nu14him]
Sorry, I'll go now.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 09, 2010, 07:31:34 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 09, 2010, 07:31:34 PM
BOO!
Barkeep, pudding's had enough.
Can I get another beer?
Barkeep, pudding's had enough.
Can I get another beer?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: parrotpirate on September 10, 2010, 04:04:48 AM
Post by: parrotpirate on September 10, 2010, 04:04:48 AM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Isn't that supposed to be garnished with a gold ingot and a wedge of lemon?
I believe it's supposed to be the tooth of an Algolian sun-tiger,actually.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 10, 2010, 08:19:18 PM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 10, 2010, 08:19:18 PM
Places a beer in front of Poop, and sets a double shot of Jim Bean Whiskey in front of humble
:bananacolor:
:bananacolor:
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: karadan on September 10, 2010, 09:26:29 PM
Post by: karadan on September 10, 2010, 09:26:29 PM
I'm, thirsty. What do you recommend?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 10, 2010, 09:40:24 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 10, 2010, 09:40:24 PM
Quote from: "karadan"I'm, thirsty. What do you recommend?The piss ain't bad.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 11, 2010, 05:17:25 AM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 11, 2010, 05:17:25 AM
The Magic Pudding is sitting, perusing the newspaper.
He falls from his chair and starts to choke.
When he manages to take a breath, he points at an article:
Give me some of that piss, this is no time for temperance!
He falls from his chair and starts to choke.
When he manages to take a breath, he points at an article:
QuoteNSW Opposition Leader Barry O'Farrell says he won't commit to offering ethics classes as an alternative to religious education in state schools if the coalition wins the next election.Can anyone think of an insult befitting this, this, this, O'farrell?
Mr O'Farrell said he did not favour secular ethics classes as a substitute for scripture lessons.
The NSW government carried out a 10-week trial of ethics classes for students in years five and six in ten primary schools earlier this year.
Give me some of that piss, this is no time for temperance!
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 11, 2010, 01:39:00 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 11, 2010, 01:39:00 PM
and you thought America was full of religious nuts.
Beer please. If I order now I might get it before beer 30.
Beer please. If I order now I might get it before beer 30.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Asmodean on September 11, 2010, 01:42:46 PM
Post by: Asmodean on September 11, 2010, 01:42:46 PM
A steroid-infested energy drink please. I'm allergic, it ITCHES and is maddening. 
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 11, 2010, 02:02:49 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 11, 2010, 02:02:49 PM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"and you thought America was full of religious nuts.Not full, but a worrying percentage.
Quote from: "Asmodean"A steroid-infested energy drink please. I'm allergic, it ITCHES and is maddening.Is tea tree oil marketed there?
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Asmodean on September 11, 2010, 02:29:44 PM
Post by: Asmodean on September 11, 2010, 02:29:44 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"Quote from: "Asmodean"A steroid-infested energy drink please. I'm allergic, it ITCHES and is maddening. :hmm: Never heard off. Guess not - not under that name at least
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 11, 2010, 04:33:24 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on September 11, 2010, 04:33:24 PM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Never heard off. Guess not - not under that name at leasthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_tree_oil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_tree_oil)
Melaleuca trees are painful to brush against and I wear long sleeves when going bush.
Tea tree oil is better for itches than any of the other off the shelf stuff available here.
I'm looking at a 100ml 15% melaleuca oil bottle that cost about $5.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_tree_oil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_tree_oil)
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 11, 2010, 04:57:21 PM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 11, 2010, 04:57:21 PM
[youtube:1ez1is0z]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA0IAbizUfg[/youtube:1ez1is0z]
gives Heineken beer to everyone
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gives Heineken beer to everyone
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Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: PoopShoot on September 11, 2010, 04:59:50 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 11, 2010, 04:59:50 PM
Out of good beer, I see.
Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 11, 2010, 05:05:39 PM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 11, 2010, 05:05:39 PM
and olvi beer
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Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on November 11, 2010, 05:59:20 AM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on November 11, 2010, 05:59:20 AM
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Title: Re: YE OLD PUB
Post by: The Magic Pudding on January 28, 2011, 11:22:10 AM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on January 28, 2011, 11:22:10 AM
Hey Drac, I see old Hosni's haven a bit of trouble over there in Egipt,
And you can relax about Nelson, just in for test so they say, but they would wouldn't they?
How's the weather? Well there's two cyclones in play in the North East on the heals of record floods, and another in the West venturing into areas where cyclones don't usually go. I'd say the weather is busy.
They're still mopping up in the South East after their record floods, hmmm mops, money to be made in mops with all this climate change business.
Shakes glass, more wine Drac.
QuoteThe internet has been closed down in Egypt ahead of the biggest protests yet planned against president Hosni Mubarak's 30-year-rule.
Activists have relied on the internet, especially social media services like Twitter and Facebook, to organise their protests.
And you can relax about Nelson, just in for test so they say, but they would wouldn't they?
How's the weather? Well there's two cyclones in play in the North East on the heals of record floods, and another in the West venturing into areas where cyclones don't usually go. I'd say the weather is busy.
They're still mopping up in the South East after their record floods, hmmm mops, money to be made in mops with all this climate change business.
Shakes glass, more wine Drac.