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As a Jew i think you are filth, in 2 years the world will realize that we jews are the true faith and yahweh will bless us and grant us power untold. Those who do not join us now will serve us then, you filth. Atheists are worse than christians and muslims, scum is all you are. LONG LIVE JERUSALEM AND THE CHOSEN PEOPLE

Filthy coke-drinkers.

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you fucking heretic may you rot in sheol

Quote from: "Zionishere"you fucking heretic may you rot in sheol

The grave?  I plan to.

You know what's REALLY ironic?  The "master race" is a racist idea, but the "chosen people" is just fucking peachy.

  That pointy-tipped banana make you horny, big guy?  Enjoy your foreskin-envy.

So if we all convert to Judaism we won't be scum and filth anymore? Will I have to wear one of those funny little hats?

2 years?  What the 2012 thing from those Mayan savages give you a better time line than the Talmud?

HA all races ARE below us, we are the CHOSEN RACE OF YAHWEH, you fucking gentiles will serve us come the messiah's rise.

Quote from: "i_am_i"So if we all convert to Judaism we won't be scum and filth anymore? Will I have to wear one of those funny little hats?

Yes, but you'll have to cut your dick off, too.

Quote from: "Zionishere"HA all races ARE below us, we are the CHOSEN RACE OF YAHWEH, you fucking gentiles will serve us come the messiah's rise.

But you forget, we have iron chariots.

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Quote from: "KDbeads"2 years?  What the 2012 thing from those Mayan savages give you a better time line than the Talmud?

FOOL we are practitioners of the Kabbalah, the mayans used the same methods as we used.

Will I have to eat Gefilte fish? I don't much like Gefilte fish.

Quote from: "Zionishere"As a Jew i trololololololol

That's all I got out of this.

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Quote from: "KDbeads"2 years?  What the 2012 thing from those Mayan savages give you a better time line than the Talmud?

FOOL we are practitioners of the Kabbalah, the mayans used the same methods as we used.

What, playing cracker jack to examine the dingleberries before the priest eats the cracker?  Sounds legit...

Quote from: "i_am_i"Will I have to eat Gefilte fish? I don't much like Gefilte fish.

Who doesn't like jellied balls of carp?  Gotta love that fine jewish cuisine.

When I was going to music school in New York back in the seventies I lived on East Fourth Street and 1st Avenue. Just up the street from my apartment there was a Jewish deli. There was a little old Jewish guy there and whenever I went in there he'd insist that, along with my sandwich, I have some soup. "Eat the soup, it's good for you," he'd say. I really liked that old guy.

The deli's long gone though. There's a Bank of America there now.

We jews already control each of your nations governments, the only region we have yet to control is the middle east - thus the existence of Israel to conquer the filthy muslims by force.

So your the builderback trust people, yeah all makes sense to me now.....

There are these two Jewish guys walking through the jungle in single file. Suddenly a big animal jumps from a tree and starts attacking the guy in front.

"Sidney, Sidney," he shouts, "what is it?"

Sidney replies, "Don't ask me. You're the furrier."

I gotta say, though, the Jews might have the rest of life cornered, but nobody plays video games like this guy.

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You put up a picture of our friend hitler, he was a jew just as the majority of SS officers were. We actually put german gentiles and polish gentiles in the camps, no jew was harmed via concentration/deathcamp.

Hi Zionishere...

I've reported this thread to the forum admins.

Why don't you pray ... and we'll see who gets banned first?

While you're waiting, read the forum rules:
viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1522 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1522)

(what kind of child of god takes such pleasure in another person's demise?)

Quote from: "Zionishere"You put up a picture of our friend hitler, he was a jew just as the majority of SS officers were. We actually put german gentiles and polish gentiles in the camps, no jew was harmed via concentration/deathcamp.

Lol, this dude is apparently evidence of the alternate universes theory...

Quote from: "Zionishere"You put up a picture of our friend hitler, he was a jew just as the majority of SS officers were. We actually put german gentiles and polish gentiles in the camps, no jew was harmed via concentration/deathcamp.

How's it feel to know that we Americans identified your Jewish SS friends by checking their foreskins?

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Quote from: "joeactor"Hi Zionishere...

I've reported this thread to the forum admins.

Why don't you pray ... and we'll see who gets banned first?

While you're waiting, read the forum rules:
viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1522 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1522)

(what kind of child of god takes such pleasure in another person's demise?)

haha, i can''t stop you from banning me, all i know is that when the messiah comes you will serve me swine

hey, after your ban, please join up at http://thinkingaloudforum.com/forum/index.php (http://thinkingaloudforum.com/forum/index.php)

We don't have enough fun trolls like you there.  I would love to banana you.

Quote from: "Zionishere"when the messiah comes you will serve me swine

I didn't think you people were supposed to eat that.

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Quote from: "Zionishere"when the messiah comes you will serve me swine

I didn't think you people were supposed to eat that.

being clever isn't going to save you from eternal servitude under the chosen people, fool

Quote from: "Zionishere"being clever isn't going to save you from eternal servitude under the chosen people, fool

It's cool.  I'm a decent cook.  I'll make your bacon just right.

It's even funnier that you guys want to make slaves, when your race started out as...

But then, we'll never be as good at making stuff as you were.
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While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, asked the Cantor to take over the service and went to talk to Bernie.
"What are doing here with a dog?"
"The dog came here to pray."
"Oh, come on," says the Rabbi.
"It's true," says Bernie.
"I don't believe you. You are just fooling around and that's not a proper thing to do in a synagogue."
"Its really true," says Bernie.
"OK," says the Rabbi (thinking he would call Bernie's bluff), "then show me what the dog can do."
"OK," says Bernie nodding to the dog. The dog opens up the barrel under his neck and removes a yarmulke, a tallis (and puts them on) and prayer book and then starts saying prayers in Hebrew!
The Rabbi is so shocked he listens for a full 15 minutes. When the Rabbi regains his composure, he is so impressed with the quality of the praying he says to Bernie. "Do you think your dog would consider going to Rabbinical school?"
Bernie, throwing up his hands in disgust says, "You talk to him, he says he wants to be a doctor!"

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Quote from: "Zionishere"being clever isn't going to save you from eternal servitude under the chosen people, fool

It's cool.  I'm a decent cook.  I'll make your bacon just right.

It's even funnier that you guys want to make slaves, when your race started out as...

But then, we'll never be as good at making stuff as you were.
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In ancient times we were large in number and were slaves, in modern times we are few in number but are spread throughout the world, leading nearly every large city outside of the middle east. From vietnam to alaska, from austrailia to greenland.

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You're welcome.

It's cool, though, It will be nice for you, knowing that we inferior people are even inferior as slaves.  I mean, we've got the better cocks, but your women will be happy to find that out, I'm sure.

Now to go eat my menstruating wife.  Feels good, man.

I reckon this troll is really Mel Gibson pretending to be Jewish.

Quote from: "DaveD"I reckon this troll is really Mel Gibson pretending to be Jewish.

OOh.  Like a double Poe!

I suppose that Poeing is the final solution to the troll problem.

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Quote from: "Zionishere"You put up a picture of our friend hitler, he was a jew just as the majority of SS officers were. We actually put german gentiles and polish gentiles in the camps, no jew was harmed via concentration/deathcamp.

Lol, this dude is apparently evidence of the alternate universes theory...

There's no way this person is Jewish.

A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful!" she says. "What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "You go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

Harvey Fishbein is about to turn ninety years old, and his son decides to make it a special day. So he hires the classiest call-girl he can find.

On the big day the girl walks unto Harvey's apartment and says, "Mr. Fishbein, I'm here spend some time with you, to show you good time. My name is Candy and I'll give you anything you want."

Mr. Fishbein says, "I'll have the soup."

Dude, i_am_i, enough already with the jewish jokes.

It's obvious that this guy isn't really jewish, anyway.

This thread has me craving sweet and sour cabbage soup.  Damn.

Quote from: "i_am_i"Harvey Fishbein is about to turn ninety years old, and his son decides to make it a special day. So he hires the classiest call-girl he can find.

On the big day the girl walks unto Harvey's apartment and says, "Mr. Fishbein, I'm here spend some time with you, to show you good time. My name is Candy and I'll give you anything you want."

Mr. Fishbein says, "I'll have the soup."

Hey, it's "I'm here to give you super sex"

"I'll have the soup".

That's right! Thank you, Poop.

This Jewish guy is driving up and down Seventh Avenue. He's late for a meeting, he's looking for a parking place, and can't find one.

In desperation, he turns towards heaven and says: "Lord, if you find me a parking place, I promise that I'll eat only kosher, respect Shabbat, and all the holidays."

Miraculously, a place opens up just in front of him.

He turns his face up to heaven and says, "Never mind, I just found one!"

cute.

Dead horse is dead.

Quote from: "PoopShoot"cute.

Dead horse is dead.

Too bad. I've got a lot more.

Sheesh, I decide to go eat dinner and miss all the fun  lol

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Quote from: "PoopShoot"cute.

Dead horse is dead.

Too bad. I've got a lot more.

save 'em.  Spamtards always come back for more.

Quote from: "Sophus"There's no way this person is Jewish.

I don't think there is much chance this thing is Jewish.
Do Jewish people this weird exist?
If there are, I suppose centuries of persecution would teach them to hide it.
I know there are Christians and Muslims this weird, so I suppose I have to accept the possibility a Jew could be.

I know many people here don't like equating religion with madness, but if you combine the two you can get interesting results.
Doesn't religion provide an inspiring base on which to build a personal madness?

A aggressive jew? never heard of it.

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Quote from: "Sophus"There's no way this person is Jewish.

I don't think there is much chance this thing is Jewish.
Do Jewish people this weird exist?
If there are, I suppose centuries of persecution would teach them to hide it.
I know there are Christians and Muslims this weird, so I suppose I have to accept the possibility a Jew could be.

I know many people here don't like equating religion with madness, but if you combine the two you can get interesting results.
Doesn't religion provide an inspiring base on which to build a personal madness?

He claimed to be Kaballah.  They're batshit already.  Add a little PCP and you get...

Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"A aggressive jew? never heard of it.

You're thinking of French.

tyrael laughs at you zion

I'm an atheist Jew named Jacob, so I win.

Quote from: "epepke"I'm an atheist Jew named Jacob, so I win.

Do you drink kosher beer?  My son's name is Jacob.

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Quote from: "epepke"I'm an atheist Jew named Jacob, so I win.

Do you drink kosher beer?  My son's name is Jacob.

I prefer kosher pork.

Quote from: "epepke"I prefer kosher pork.

I prefer existent pork.

Pork is the other white meat.

Quote from: "i_am_i"Pork is the other white meat.

I thought that was baby.  Or my cock.

Quote from: "i_am_i"Pork is the other white meat.

It's also preferable.  Republicans are too stringy.

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Quote from: "i_am_i"Pork is the other white meat.

It's also preferable.  Republicans are too stringy.

Freepers are even stringier. Gotta use a lot of sauce on 'em.

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Quote from: "i_am_i"Pork is the other white meat.

It's also preferable.  Republicans are too stringy.

Freepers are even stringier. Gotta use a lot of sauce on 'em.

Damn.  Maybe a little lime juice, garlic, cilantro, and fuming nitric acid would do the trick.

Quote from: "epepke"Damn.  Maybe a little lime juice, garlic, cilantro, and fuming nitric acid would do the trick.

Absolutely, it's all about the marinade.

Budweiser and pig shit is the proper marinade for a jew.

Quote from: "PoopShoot"Budweiser and pig shit is the proper marinade for a jew.

Sorry, could you say that again? Maybe use ALL CAPS this time so I can hear you a little better.

Michelob already has pork adjuncts.  Saves effort.

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Quote from: "epepke"Damn.  Maybe a little lime juice, garlic, cilantro, and fuming nitric acid would do the trick.

Absolutely, it's all about the marinade.

So it doesn't matter if it's long pig or pig, it's all in the cooking?

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Quote from: "epepke"Damn.  Maybe a little lime juice, garlic, cilantro, and fuming nitric acid would do the trick.

Absolutely, it's all about the marinade.

So it doesn't matter if it's long pig or pig, it's all in the cooking?

Freepers. We're talking about eating freepers, not pork.

Quote from: "i_am_i"Freepers. We're talking about eating freepers, not pork.

Unfamiliar with long pig?  There is even "long pig the movie" on google.
http://www.google.com/search?q=long+pig ... =firefox-a (http://www.google.com/search?q=long+pig&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a)

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Quote from: "i_am_i"

Quote from: "epepke"Damn.  Maybe a little lime juice, garlic, cilantro, and fuming nitric acid would do the trick.

Absolutely, it's all about the marinade.

So it doesn't matter if it's long pig or pig, it's all in the cooking?

Ah, I see. Quite right!

Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"

Quote from: "i_am_i"Freepers. We're talking about eating freepers, not pork.

Unfamiliar with long pig?  There is even "long pig the movie" on google.
http://www.google.com/search?q=long+pig ... =firefox-a (http://www.google.com/search?q=long+pig&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a)

Those guys who crashed in the Andes said it was more like beef.  This is probably more accurate, as pigs have a tendency to be intelligent.

Thread is closed. Spammer is banned. And I'll remind the members that this forum holds folks to higher standards than some of the posts that were put in this thread. You know who you are and there's no excuse for that kind of crap. Keep it from turning into this embarrassing low-life drivel in the future.

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