Title: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: NothingSacred on August 22, 2010, 02:13:57 PM
Post by: NothingSacred on August 22, 2010, 02:13:57 PM
I was contacted via youtube by a user who assured me he had sources that would change the minds of Carlin and Dawkins if they could only see it . So, I checked it out and it was fantastically failhttp://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Bible/gods_word.htm... Post some of your favorite fantastically fail theist arguments.
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: Asmodean on August 22, 2010, 02:25:11 PM
Post by: Asmodean on August 22, 2010, 02:25:11 PM
BWAAHA..! 
I'm certainly gonna come and play with that one when I get home :-D
I'm certainly gonna come and play with that one when I get home :-D
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: The Magic Pudding on August 22, 2010, 03:48:02 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on August 22, 2010, 03:48:02 PM
Quoteincontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are goodSo will I be OK as long as I keep control of my bowels?
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on August 22, 2010, 05:04:14 PM
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on August 22, 2010, 05:04:14 PM
I stopped reading at "1) Because it [the Bible] claims to be [evidence of god]."
If they cannot discern circular reasoning, why should I bother?
eta: Okay, I went a read a little more. I like the part that claims the Bible is scientifically accurate, but they forgot to mention the parts where the bible says birds are bats, and whales are fish, and pi=3.
Also, deeper in the article, the part about "Hitler was known to levitate above the floor"; in fact, I laughed my skinny ass off. Does the author realize he's stealing from Stephen King? Someone needs to tell him: "Randall Flagg was fiction."
If they cannot discern circular reasoning, why should I bother?
eta: Okay, I went a read a little more. I like the part that claims the Bible is scientifically accurate, but they forgot to mention the parts where the bible says birds are bats, and whales are fish, and pi=3.
Also, deeper in the article, the part about "Hitler was known to levitate above the floor"; in fact, I laughed my skinny ass off. Does the author realize he's stealing from Stephen King? Someone needs to tell him: "Randall Flagg was fiction."
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: Dretlin on August 22, 2010, 09:33:40 PM
Post by: Dretlin on August 22, 2010, 09:33:40 PM
Like most people here, read number 1 and thought "Oh dear...".
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: SSY on August 22, 2010, 09:53:13 PM
Post by: SSY on August 22, 2010, 09:53:13 PM
[youtube:2s9bkpf6]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw6twe73k3Y[/youtube:2s9bkpf6]
Warning, there is MATHEMATICS in this video, as well as the most patronising introduction, to anything, ever, absolutely ever, of all time. It is made even more condescending when you realise you are being lectured by a complete and utter moron.
Warning, there is MATHEMATICS in this video, as well as the most patronising introduction, to anything, ever, absolutely ever, of all time. It is made even more condescending when you realise you are being lectured by a complete and utter moron.
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: AtheistInEden on August 23, 2010, 06:01:00 AM
Post by: AtheistInEden on August 23, 2010, 06:01:00 AM
Quote from: "NothingSacred"Post some of your favorite fantastically fail theist arguments.
Everything Joe Cienkowski says on Twitter. http://twitter.com/JoeCienkowski
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: notself on August 23, 2010, 06:16:23 AM
Post by: notself on August 23, 2010, 06:16:23 AM
Quote from: "SSY"[youtube:f903ecvr]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw6twe73k3Y[/youtube:f903ecvr]
Warning, there is MATHEMATICS in this video, as well as the most patronising introduction, to anything, ever, absolutely ever, of all time. It is made even more condescending when you realise you are being lectured by a complete and utter moron.
This guy must teach higher mathmatics at Glenn Beck University.
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: Asmodean on August 23, 2010, 11:51:01 AM
Post by: Asmodean on August 23, 2010, 11:51:01 AM
I think the idiot that made that video is an idiot. 
That's not how you calculate the world population and it does not double every six generations. In fact, in some places, it has been going down in the past hundred years while in others, it exploded by a factor much higher than two. Exponential growth does not make as pretty a curve as he describes. The average of all locales amounts to the population increase per generation. The average of all generation increases amounts to the total increase within a given time period.
I almost have a desire to do the ACTUAL math... Even though it'd take me months of research to do properly.
That's not how you calculate the world population and it does not double every six generations. In fact, in some places, it has been going down in the past hundred years while in others, it exploded by a factor much higher than two. Exponential growth does not make as pretty a curve as he describes. The average of all locales amounts to the population increase per generation. The average of all generation increases amounts to the total increase within a given time period. I almost have a desire to do the ACTUAL math... Even though it'd take me months of research to do properly.
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: Will on August 23, 2010, 09:03:35 PM
Post by: Will on August 23, 2010, 09:03:35 PM
My absolute favorites are when people attribute everyday occurrences to a supernatural creator of the universe. Example:
"One time I was in a bad mood and the sun came out."
Really?! Holy shit, did you get it on camera!?! That's easily the craziest thing I've ever heard! Wow, just wow. I mean you were sad and then, despite the fact it's never happened before, the sun, the star at the center of our universe, came out specifically to make you happy. Incredible. Just incredible.
"One time I was in a bad mood and the sun came out."
Really?! Holy shit, did you get it on camera!?! That's easily the craziest thing I've ever heard! Wow, just wow. I mean you were sad and then, despite the fact it's never happened before, the sun, the star at the center of our universe, came out specifically to make you happy. Incredible. Just incredible.
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: Asmodean on August 23, 2010, 09:11:45 PM
Post by: Asmodean on August 23, 2010, 09:11:45 PM
That up there. That gets to me as well.
Ok, suppose you are ignorant enough to believe that the Earth came after men invented a hoe and planted their first crops and that evolution is a load of crap, but how does that speak in favour of there being a magical sky-daddy that does the creating in stead..? I mean, have those people ever considered what else might be there in the farthest corners of imagination..?
Ok, suppose you are ignorant enough to believe that the Earth came after men invented a hoe and planted their first crops and that evolution is a load of crap, but how does that speak in favour of there being a magical sky-daddy that does the creating in stead..? I mean, have those people ever considered what else might be there in the farthest corners of imagination..?
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: tymygy on September 10, 2010, 11:35:24 PM
Post by: tymygy on September 10, 2010, 11:35:24 PM
Nothing about Venomfangx? Nephilimfree?
those guys are the definition of "FANTASTICALLY FAIL'
Not to be too harsh, but, their dads should have pulled out...
those guys are the definition of "FANTASTICALLY FAIL'
Not to be too harsh, but, their dads should have pulled out...
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: PoopShoot on September 10, 2010, 11:52:45 PM
Post by: PoopShoot on September 10, 2010, 11:52:45 PM
Quote from: "tymygy"Not to be too harsh, but, their dads should have pulled out...To be harsh: mom should have undid that coathanger.
I didn't even know this thread existed, but even if I had, ol' neffy has banned me more times than I care to recount. Ok, twice, but that's both my accounts.
And SSY, that video was implosive facepalm. Me and my buddy are both still trying to get the stupid looks off our faces.
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: tymygy on September 11, 2010, 12:05:05 AM
Post by: tymygy on September 11, 2010, 12:05:05 AM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Quote from: "tymygy"Not to be too harsh, but, their dads should have pulled out...To be harsh: mom should have undid that coathanger.
BOOM! HEADSHOT BITCH!
yeah he banneed me too
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: Heretical Rants on September 11, 2010, 05:05:07 PM
Post by: Heretical Rants on September 11, 2010, 05:05:07 PM
Quote from: "AtheistInEden"Everything Joe Cienkowski says on Twitter. http://twitter.com/JoeCienkowskiHoly crap, he's written like 100 tweets in the last hour.
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 11, 2010, 05:26:02 PM
Post by: Draconicstarz88 on September 11, 2010, 05:26:02 PM
5. The Bible was miraculously written. The Bible was written over a 1,500 year period by 40 different men as God's Holy Spirit moved through them. There is NO earthly way possible that so many men (most of whom never met each other), could have written so many different books in different styles that all perfectly merge into one meaningful Book, but with God all things are possible!!!
lmao! so ridiculous!
lmao! so ridiculous!
Title: Re: Absolute 100% proof of god (Fantastically Fail)
Post by: NothingSacred on September 16, 2010, 12:10:35 PM
Post by: NothingSacred on September 16, 2010, 12:10:35 PM
Quote from: "tymygy"Nothing about Venomfangx? Nephilimfree?
those guys are the definition of "FANTASTICALLY FAIL'
Not to be too harsh, but, their dads should have pulled out...
Wow, venomfangx...... i spent most of my time trying to forget he exsists