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Ok, first off, I think this is the real deal. Initially I was laughing at the subtle joke on display with these videos but as I watched more and more of them, I came to realise the people posting them are for real... Like, really for real. If self deception and gullibility were an Olympic sport, these people would get gold medals every time.
Is this evidence of mass schizophrenia or just a bunch of bored people with nothing other than reptilian overlords to obsess about?

[youtube:ua9drm4q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gt56MGNIoo[/youtube:ua9drm4q]

And I thought the flat earther's were crazy.

There are loads of other vids under reptilian eye socket category. I particularly liked the one where you can ACTUALLY SEE SOMEONE'S REPTILIAN CLOAKING DEVICE TEMPORARILY FAIL LIVE ON TV!!11ONEONE..

Face palm away folks.  

I'll bite. What's a Reptilian Cloaking Device suppose to be?

There is no hope for tomorrow  

Quote from: "Sophus"I'll bite. What's a Reptilian Cloaking Device suppose to be?

It keeps their ugly, true selves hidden away from normal humans. The alternative is too hideous to contemplate, apparently.

Funnily enough, these nutters can't seem to make up their minds as to whether the reptiles use technology to hide their scales or wax prosthetics - which are prone to melting periodically during live broadcasts.

Wow.  Now I've heard of everything, .

Quote from: "Businessocks"Wow.  Now I've heard of everything, .

I hope that is the case, however I somehow doubt there won't be something worse along at some point. You never know but some trigger happy Southern Baptist could gun down the chap claiming to be The Second Coming at least these sad sacks aren't killing anybody, directly.

Quote from: "Tank"at least these sad sacks aren't killing anybody, directly.

Apart from many, many brain cells.

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Quote from: "Tank"at least these sad sacks aren't killing anybody, directly.

Apart from many, many brain cells.

And no alcohol involved, that's just wrong  :sigh:

Either I didn't get enough sleep, got up too early, having a blond, moment or there's not enough caffeine in my system or something 'cause......

Well.....

Yeah I don't get it  :blink:

The Strawberry Fest is right down the road from me, usually take my son each year.

I saw a video about a strawberry festival... where is the reptiles?

Quote from: "Ellainix"I saw a video about a strawberry festival... where is the reptiles?

When the video resolution goes a bit scrappy, there's some pixilation and data loss over the moving parts of the image. This includes the reporters face. The person posting this vid seems to think that when loss of data occurs on a live broadcast like this, it is an error in the shape-shifting technology the reptilian overlords use. Obviously these reptiles need to stay hidden so that their illuminati agenda can carry on (All the world's leaders are reptilian apparently) so when their not-so-fullproof-face-hiding-technology goes awry, certain methods need to be adopted to hide this unfortunate error. This is in the form of on-the-fly editing so that the hideous true form of the nefarious reptiles may stay hidden.

Essentially, they've watched too much V.

Quote from: "karadan"Essentially, they've watched too much V.

Wrong.

They've been making all of these claims long before that show was ever even conceptualized. I'm pretty sure the show used them for inspiration.

Quote from: "Tank"And no alcohol involved, that's just wrong  :sigh:

Wrong.

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Quote from: "karadan"Essentially, they've watched too much V.

Wrong.

They've been making all of these claims long before that show was ever even conceptualized. I'm pretty sure the show used them for inspiration.

'V' the original series, which aired before you were born I believe if you're 18?

Indeed. the notion of reptilian overlords wasn't hugely popular before David Eick made a fool out of himself on Wogan in 1991 (i might be wrong though). V the original series was aired in the Early 80's. This is what Wikipedia has to say:

Skeptics who adhere to the psychosocial hypothesis for unidentified flying objects argue the popularity of V, a science fiction television show, which debuted in 1983 and restarted again in 2009, about an invading alien race of reptilian humanoids disguised as human beings trying to take over Earth, may have significantly contributed to ufologists and conspiracy theorists adopting beliefs in the existence of reptilians, as well as making the wider public more receptive to embracing them. Brian Dunning suggests that a 1934 Los Angeles Times article may have been the origin of such beliefs: it reported that a geophysical mining engineer claimed to have discovered subterranean labyrinths beneath Los Angeles to an underground city built by an advanced race of “Lizard People” to escape surface catastrophes some 5000 years ago.

Haha, ufologists.  I don't know why that amuses me, but it does.

Quote from: "pinkocommie"Haha, ufologists.  I don't know why that amuses me, but it does.

Sounds like some medical sub-specialty...  

That's rediculous, if the Reptoidians were to infiltrate our society they'd be the janitors, the burger flippers, and whatnot. Those are the people who get things done, and shape the world. Politicians, newscasters, and other "leaders" don't do much really...

Quote from: "Byronazriel"That's rediculous, if the Reptoidians were to infiltrate our society they'd be the janitors, the burger flippers, and whatnot. Those are the people who get things done, and shape the world. Politicians, newscasters, and other "leaders" don't do much really...

Really?  While I certainly believe that the burger flippers and the janitors have far more societal value than the newscasters and politicians might have you believe, those other 'traditional' positions of influence and power certainly do still have a good measure of influence and power.

Yes, but no one suspects the Janitors... And they have a key to EVERYWHERE!

The burger flippers, sodajerks, waitstaff, farmers, distributers, and cooks have complete control over most of our food!

Societies are built from the bottom up, and those are the folk who have the real potential to rule the world. The best part is we wont even notice!  

Quote from: "Byronazriel"Yes, but no one suspects the Janitors... And they have a key to EVERYWHERE!

The burger flippers, sodajerks, waitstaff, farmers, distributers, and cooks have complete control over most of our food!

Societies are built from the bottom up, and those are the folk who have the real potential to rule the world. The best part is we wont even notice!  :eek2:

Yeah, but Gillian Barberie has a better rack than any janitor I've ever met.

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