Title: Amusing church signs.
Post by: lafilip on May 10, 2007, 06:11:57 PM
Post by: lafilip on May 10, 2007, 06:11:57 PM
In every town there is at least one church with a sign that has a rather comical saying. I will try to post a picture, but for now:
"STOP. DROP & ROLL DOES NOT WORK IN HELL."
Any one else?
"STOP. DROP & ROLL DOES NOT WORK IN HELL."
Any one else?
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Post by: joeactor on May 10, 2007, 10:50:01 PM
Post by: joeactor on May 10, 2007, 10:50:01 PM
For me, the most clever, overused one is:
No God, No Peace.
Know God, Know Peace.
It's wrong, but at least it's clever...
No God, No Peace.
Know God, Know Peace.
It's wrong, but at least it's clever...
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Post by: donkeyhoty on May 10, 2007, 10:57:33 PM
Post by: donkeyhoty on May 10, 2007, 10:57:33 PM
Not really a church sign, but the billboards with God quotes are pretty funny. i.e. How about we meet up at my place before the game? - God.
I'm sure I completely butchered the syntax of that one, but I'll post some more after I fry up some tasty animal flesh for nourishment.
I'm sure I completely butchered the syntax of that one, but I'll post some more after I fry up some tasty animal flesh for nourishment.
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Post by: donkeyhoty on May 11, 2007, 12:28:49 AM
Post by: donkeyhoty on May 11, 2007, 12:28:49 AM
Yep, I did butcher that one, and here's a link to probably all of them, http://www.my-tgif.com/gods_billboards.htm (http://www.my-tgif.com/gods_billboards.htm)
My favorite: Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God.
My favorite: Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God.
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on May 11, 2007, 12:42:48 AM
Post by: tacoma_kyle on May 11, 2007, 12:42:48 AM
I saw a bumper sticker that said 'My boss is a JEWISH carpenter.' I never really got it.
But yeah there was a church I always drove by for a few years and they would write somethin new ever week on each side. Nothin came to mind, but there was some rpetty lame ones.
Humor no the big bang as well:
Scientists estimate the amount of energy in the big-bang to be the equivalent of 1 CNRHK (Chuch Norris Round House Kick). haha I love that one.
But yeah there was a church I always drove by for a few years and they would write somethin new ever week on each side. Nothin came to mind, but there was some rpetty lame ones.
Humor no the big bang as well:
Scientists estimate the amount of energy in the big-bang to be the equivalent of 1 CNRHK (Chuch Norris Round House Kick). haha I love that one.
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Post by: SteveS on May 11, 2007, 02:17:37 AM
Post by: SteveS on May 11, 2007, 02:17:37 AM
The last one I remember seeing was "God gave not lent his son to the world". This was up during lent. I found it annoying.
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Post by: brainshmain on May 11, 2007, 03:33:48 AM
Post by: brainshmain on May 11, 2007, 03:33:48 AM
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Post by: SteveS on May 11, 2007, 03:46:14 AM
Post by: SteveS on May 11, 2007, 03:46:14 AM
:lol: :lol:
Awesome!
Awesome!
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Post by: Tom62 on May 11, 2007, 07:51:22 AM
Post by: Tom62 on May 11, 2007, 07:51:22 AM
The text on that last picture reminded me of something I did to my wife last night :wink: .
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Post by: lafilip on May 11, 2007, 03:06:57 PM
Post by: lafilip on May 11, 2007, 03:06:57 PM
"DON'T LET WORRIES KILL YOU LET THE CHURCH HELP."
Even if I did go to church I would stay away from this one! :wink:
Even if I did go to church I would stay away from this one! :wink:
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Post by: SteveS on May 11, 2007, 03:16:14 PM
Post by: SteveS on May 11, 2007, 03:16:14 PM
Quote from: "SteveS"The text on that last picture reminded me of something I did to my wife last night
:oops: :lol:
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Post by: Scrybe on May 15, 2007, 06:36:09 PM
Post by: Scrybe on May 15, 2007, 06:36:09 PM
I can't even imagine being brash enough to write something down and sign God's name after it. What idiots.