Title: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Ned on June 19, 2010, 02:37:22 PM
Post by: Ned on June 19, 2010, 02:37:22 PM
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back
Back again
Ned's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {
round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back
Back again
Ned's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Cecilie on June 19, 2010, 02:51:49 PM
Post by: Cecilie on June 19, 2010, 02:51:49 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: hismikeness on June 19, 2010, 04:07:39 PM
Post by: hismikeness on June 19, 2010, 04:07:39 PM
I've created a monster...
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Ellainix on June 21, 2010, 06:07:45 AM
Post by: Ellainix on June 21, 2010, 06:07:45 AM
Hi Ned!
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Ned on June 24, 2010, 10:19:59 PM
Post by: Ned on June 24, 2010, 10:19:59 PM
Bump
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: McQ on June 24, 2010, 10:27:36 PM
Post by: McQ on June 24, 2010, 10:27:36 PM
Quote from: "Ned"Bump
Why the "bump", Ned?
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Tank on June 24, 2010, 10:28:29 PM
Post by: Tank on June 24, 2010, 10:28:29 PM
Fuck. Shakers Law proved right again 
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Ned on June 24, 2010, 10:30:05 PM
Post by: Ned on June 24, 2010, 10:30:05 PM
Good evening all.
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: McQ on June 24, 2010, 10:31:30 PM
Post by: McQ on June 24, 2010, 10:31:30 PM
Quote from: "Ned"Good evening all.
Ned, this isn't a chat room. I will ask you not to make totally needless posts. If you have something to discuss, read the forum rules, and try to contribute something meaningful.
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Ned on June 24, 2010, 10:34:26 PM
Post by: Ned on June 24, 2010, 10:34:26 PM
Quote from: "McQ"Just trying to be polite.Quote from: "Ned"Good evening all.
Ned, this isn't a chat room. I will ask you not to make totally needless posts. If you have something to discuss, read the forum rules, and try to contribute something meaningful.
(Sorry, I suppose that was a "totally needless post" as well?.)
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: McQ on June 24, 2010, 10:38:37 PM
Post by: McQ on June 24, 2010, 10:38:37 PM
Quote from: "Ned"Quote from: "McQ"Just trying to be polite.Quote from: "Ned"Good evening all.
Ned, this isn't a chat room. I will ask you not to make totally needless posts. If you have something to discuss, read the forum rules, and try to contribute something meaningful.
(Sorry, I suppose that was a "totally needless post" as well?.)
Ned, please don't treat the threads as chat rooms.
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Asmodean on June 24, 2010, 10:59:04 PM
Post by: Asmodean on June 24, 2010, 10:59:04 PM
Beauties of being a mod, eh Mac? :P
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Ned on June 24, 2010, 11:52:44 PM
Post by: Ned on June 24, 2010, 11:52:44 PM
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Ned baby.
I'm the best poster on HAF baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Ned"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Ned please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Ned baby.
I'm the best poster on HAF baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Ned"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Ned please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Whitney on June 24, 2010, 11:57:22 PM
Post by: Whitney on June 24, 2010, 11:57:22 PM
Quote from: "Ned"So I get off stage right and drop the micNext post like this gets you [strike:1mo2zuqn]strike 2.[/strike:1mo2zuqn] banned....just noticed you got your strike two earlier via a post by McQ.
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Ned baby.
I'm the best poster on HAF baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Ned"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Ned please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Asmodean on June 25, 2010, 12:02:47 AM
Post by: Asmodean on June 25, 2010, 12:02:47 AM
I'll hold on to the tools just in case 
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Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on June 25, 2010, 10:13:28 AM
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on June 25, 2010, 10:13:28 AM
Wow, I didn't know they had servers that could translate Knucklehead.
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Ned on June 27, 2010, 01:46:22 AM
Post by: Ned on June 27, 2010, 01:46:22 AM
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother
What will I be?
Will I be handsome?
Will I be rich?
Here’s what she said to me:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
When I grew up and fell in love
I asked my sweetheart
What lies ahead?
Will we have rainbows
Day after day?
Here’s what my sweetheart said:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
Now I have children of my own.
They ask their father,
What will I be?
Will I be pretty?
Will I be rich?
I tell them tenderly:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
Que sera, sera.
I asked my mother
What will I be?
Will I be handsome?
Will I be rich?
Here’s what she said to me:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
When I grew up and fell in love
I asked my sweetheart
What lies ahead?
Will we have rainbows
Day after day?
Here’s what my sweetheart said:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
Now I have children of my own.
They ask their father,
What will I be?
Will I be pretty?
Will I be rich?
I tell them tenderly:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
Que sera, sera.
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: pinkocommie on June 27, 2010, 01:48:44 AM
Post by: pinkocommie on June 27, 2010, 01:48:44 AM
Quote from: "Whitney"Quote from: "Ned"So I get off stage right and drop the micNext post like this gets you [strike:qmngzkqo]strike 2.[/strike:qmngzkqo] banned....just noticed you got your strike two earlier via a post by McQ.
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Ned baby.
I'm the best poster on HAF baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Ned"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Ned please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
Quote from: "Ned"When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother
What will I be?
Will I be handsome?
Will I be rich?
Here’s what she said to me:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
When I grew up and fell in love
I asked my sweetheart
What lies ahead?
Will we have rainbows
Day after day?
Here’s what my sweetheart said:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
Now I have children of my own.
They ask their father,
What will I be?
Will I be pretty?
Will I be rich?
I tell them tenderly:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
Que sera, sera.
Why do people come here just to get banned? It makes little sense to me.
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: McQ on June 27, 2010, 04:47:32 AM
Post by: McQ on June 27, 2010, 04:47:32 AM
Ned has received a one week ban for repeated trolling. If he returns and continues trolling or otherwise breaks forum rules, it will result in a permanent ban.
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Asmodean on June 27, 2010, 06:19:14 PM
Post by: Asmodean on June 27, 2010, 06:19:14 PM
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In addition to deadly and just, the banhammer here on HAF is refreshingly quick in action.
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Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Squid on June 28, 2010, 02:15:48 AM
Post by: Squid on June 28, 2010, 02:15:48 AM
Quote from: "Ned"When I was just a little boy...*snip*
How about some lyrics from the delightful band Impaled Nazarene:
QuoteSun goes down and trolls crawl out of their holes
I am waiting the fuckers with my blow-torch
I am the killer of trolls, I show the fuckers no remorse
I execute trolls by burning down the fucking fjords
Sun goes down - execution time
Time has arrived for mayhem, destruction and extinction!
Isn't black metal fun kids?!
Title: Re: Guess Who's Back
Post by: Asmodean on June 28, 2010, 11:04:10 AM
Post by: Asmodean on June 28, 2010, 11:04:10 AM
Quote from: "Squid"Isn't black metal fun kids?! :headbang:
Maybe the band and I should make a cover of that song!