Title: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Sophus on June 16, 2010, 12:26:27 AM
Post by: Sophus on June 16, 2010, 12:26:27 AM
http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article500183.ece/Cow-seduces-Indonesian-man
QuoteAn 18-year-old man on Indonesia's resort island of Bali claimed he was seduced by a cow after being caught having sex with the animal.
A neighbour caught Gusti Ngurah Alit in the act on Sunday and immediately reported him to local authorities, village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said.
"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," Legawa said.
On Friday, Alit underwent a cleansing ritual in which he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.
Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. "She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," he said.
He had to pay 2,000 old coins as a traditional punishment while the village chief paid the owner of the cow 5 million rupiah (545 dollars) in compensation.
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Cecilie on June 16, 2010, 12:27:52 AM
Post by: Cecilie on June 16, 2010, 12:27:52 AM
Poor cow. ( 
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Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Davin on June 16, 2010, 12:31:05 AM
Post by: Davin on June 16, 2010, 12:31:05 AM
Poor cow? Obviously it was an evil, witch, wizard cow!
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: pinkocommie on June 16, 2010, 12:33:01 AM
Post by: pinkocommie on June 16, 2010, 12:33:01 AM
Wow. So not only was the poor cow raped, but also drowned? That totally sucks!
Evil cows produce the best cheese. It's a fact. It's science.
Evil cows produce the best cheese. It's a fact. It's science.
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Tank on June 16, 2010, 02:41:09 PM
Post by: Tank on June 16, 2010, 02:41:09 PM
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: karadan on June 16, 2010, 02:59:05 PM
Post by: karadan on June 16, 2010, 02:59:05 PM
What a waste of perfectly good beef 
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: curiosityandthecat on June 16, 2010, 05:52:51 PM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on June 16, 2010, 05:52:51 PM
This cow wouldn't have gone so easily.
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Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Ned on June 17, 2010, 12:24:58 AM
Post by: Ned on June 17, 2010, 12:24:58 AM
Did size matter? 
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on June 17, 2010, 08:15:03 AM
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on June 17, 2010, 08:15:03 AM
Quote"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," Legawa said.
Kinda makes getting caught masturbating look quaint, don't you think?
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: skwurll on June 17, 2010, 08:24:51 AM
Post by: skwurll on June 17, 2010, 08:24:51 AM
Ugh...
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Tank on June 17, 2010, 09:34:13 AM
Post by: Tank on June 17, 2010, 09:34:13 AM
Quote from: "Ned"Did size matter?The cow probably didn't even notice.
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: McQ on June 17, 2010, 03:39:08 PM
Post by: McQ on June 17, 2010, 03:39:08 PM
Well, this cow was obviously asking for it. We can't throw stones at this man until we've been in his shoes. Until you've been bewitched by that "Give it to me!" bovine look, you can't know the power these animals have over some men (I don't know how long I can keep this going without snorting all over my keyboard).
She was obviously the village tart, you know, Bossie the Hussie, probably wearing a very skimpy cowbell that made a sweet tinkling sound, the siren song for farmers all over the world. Why, this incident would have been totally overlooked in West Virginia. 'nuff said.
(I deserved a beating for this)
She was obviously the village tart, you know, Bossie the Hussie, probably wearing a very skimpy cowbell that made a sweet tinkling sound, the siren song for farmers all over the world. Why, this incident would have been totally overlooked in West Virginia. 'nuff said.
(I deserved a beating for this)
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on June 17, 2010, 05:18:37 PM
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on June 17, 2010, 05:18:37 PM
The fact that she was hanging out near the cliff, a noted red-light district for bovines, cannot be a coincidence.
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Big Mac on June 21, 2010, 06:03:39 AM
Post by: Big Mac on June 21, 2010, 06:03:39 AM
Shit i thought this would have been in Oklahoma or Alabama or Arkansas.
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Dretlin on June 26, 2010, 06:39:01 PM
Post by: Dretlin on June 26, 2010, 06:39:01 PM
Don't knock it - until you have tried it.
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Asmodean on June 26, 2010, 08:26:57 PM
Post by: Asmodean on June 26, 2010, 08:26:57 PM
Quote from: "curiosityandthecat"This cow wouldn't have gone so easily.Cat, your images are priceless. As always
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Where do you get them all?
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: karadan on June 27, 2010, 10:41:25 AM
Post by: karadan on June 27, 2010, 10:41:25 AM
That must have been one sexy cow.
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: The Magic Pudding on June 28, 2010, 03:54:20 AM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on June 28, 2010, 03:54:20 AM
Perhaps now there will more support for my drive to have all cows fitted with a bovine burqa.
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Allah on July 09, 2010, 05:32:41 PM
Post by: Allah on July 09, 2010, 05:32:41 PM
Minotaur anyone?
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Heretical Rants on July 09, 2010, 10:07:39 PM
Post by: Heretical Rants on July 09, 2010, 10:07:39 PM
Quote from: "Asmodean"This one came from a movie.Quote from: "curiosityandthecat"This cow wouldn't have gone so easily.Cat, your images are priceless. As always
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Where do you get them all?
Title: Re: Cow Seduces Man
Post by: Caecilian on July 10, 2010, 11:49:51 AM
Post by: Caecilian on July 10, 2010, 11:49:51 AM
Theres a great poem by ee cummings on the subject of sex with cows. Its called the way to hump a cow is not:
Of course its not really about sex with cows.To be honest, I'm not sure exactly what its about, although the references to uncle toms, the golden rule and voting suggest something political. Literary analysis has never been my forte.
Quotethe way to hump a cow is not
to get yourself a stool
but draw a line around the spot
and call it beautifool
to multiply because and why
dividing thens by nows
and adding and(i understand)
is hows to hump a cows
the way to hump a cow is not
to elevate your tool
but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool
to lay a wreath from ancient greath
on insulated brows
(while tossing boms at uncle toms
is hows to hump a cows
the way to hump a cow is not
to push and then to pull
but practicing the art of swot
to preach the golden rull
to vote for me(all decent mem
and wonens will allows
which if they don't to hell with them)
is hows to hump a cows
Of course its not really about sex with cows.To be honest, I'm not sure exactly what its about, although the references to uncle toms, the golden rule and voting suggest something political. Literary analysis has never been my forte.