Title: A Question
Post by: TomThumb on June 15, 2010, 01:51:37 PM
Post by: TomThumb on June 15, 2010, 01:51:37 PM
Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: EssejSllim on June 15, 2010, 02:00:17 PM
Post by: EssejSllim on June 15, 2010, 02:00:17 PM
I would sooner burn in hell. For all eternity.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: TomThumb on June 15, 2010, 02:05:53 PM
Post by: TomThumb on June 15, 2010, 02:05:53 PM
Quote from: "EssejSllim"I would sooner burn in hell. For all eternity.Why?
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Cecilie on June 15, 2010, 02:22:35 PM
Post by: Cecilie on June 15, 2010, 02:22:35 PM
No.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 02:29:09 PM
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 02:29:09 PM
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Dretlin on June 15, 2010, 04:36:58 PM
Post by: Dretlin on June 15, 2010, 04:36:58 PM
Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?
Hey TomThumb and Welcome.
I would recommend your first action on this forum, probably should not be to say ask us to get down own our knees in front of a strange man and "accept".
And their is no possibility because their is no evidence for your religion to be true in anyway. (I assuming your a Christen.)
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 05:01:03 PM
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 05:01:03 PM
Quote from: "Dretlin"Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?
Hey TomThumb and Welcome.
I would recommend your first action on this forum, probably should not be to say ask us to get down own our knees in front of a strange man and "accept".
And their is no possibility because their is no evidence for your religion to be true in anyway. (I assuming your a Christen.)
I think that's a safe bet (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg34.imageshack.us%2Fimg34%2F2438%2Fheheoc.gif&hash=50cf1131f6316b9f48965cce1bfe1877dc8f90e7)
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Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Cecilie on June 15, 2010, 05:13:13 PM
Post by: Cecilie on June 15, 2010, 05:13:13 PM
^
Hey Tank, how'd you do that?
Hey Tank, how'd you do that?
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 05:39:23 PM
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 05:39:23 PM
Quote from: "Cecilie"^I have Vista on my PC. It comes with a 'snipping tool' that allows you to select a part of your screen and take a 'photo' of it which you then save to your own PC. You can upload pictures from your PC. There is a tab at the bottom of the text input screen
Hey Tank, how'd you do that?
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You browse to where you saved the file and upload it
You then place the cursor where you want to place the image and click on the Place inline button
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And the image will appear.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Dretlin on June 15, 2010, 05:46:46 PM
Post by: Dretlin on June 15, 2010, 05:46:46 PM
I guess the joke was lost on some. 
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: MariaEvri on June 15, 2010, 05:47:21 PM
Post by: MariaEvri on June 15, 2010, 05:47:21 PM
do christians accept the possibility that one day they will be smitted (sp????) by the mighty hummer of Thor?
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 05:51:14 PM
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 05:51:14 PM
Quote from: "Dretlin"I guess the joke was lost on some. :blush:
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Cecilie on June 15, 2010, 05:52:24 PM
Post by: Cecilie on June 15, 2010, 05:52:24 PM
Quote from: "Tank"I've got Vista, but I haven't heard of this 'snipping tool'.Quote from: "Cecilie"^I have Vista on my PC. It comes with a 'snipping tool' that allows you to select a part of your screen and take a 'photo' of it which you then save to your own PC. You can upload pictures from your PC. There is a tab at the bottom of the text input screen
Hey Tank, how'd you do that?
[attachment=1:29fl5hm1]upload.JPG[/attachment:29fl5hm1]
You browse to where you saved the file and upload it
You then place the cursor where you want to place the image and click on the Place inline button
[attachment=0:29fl5hm1]place.JPG[/attachment:29fl5hm1]
And the image will appear.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: TomThumb on June 15, 2010, 05:58:27 PM
Post by: TomThumb on June 15, 2010, 05:58:27 PM
Quote from: "MariaEvri"do christians accept the possibility that one day they will be smitted (sp????) by the mighty hummer of Thor?Can't speak for anyone else, but I certainly do.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 06:03:19 PM
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 06:03:19 PM
Quote from: "MariaEvri"do christians accept the possibility that one day they will be smitted (sp????) by the mighty hummer of Thor?Or Allah for that matter. Fastest growing religion and all that, Christianity will be the minority view at some point if things keep going as they are.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 06:05:04 PM
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 06:05:04 PM
Quote from: "Cecilie"I've got Vista, but I haven't heard of this 'snipping tool'.Go to, Start > All Programmes > Accessories folder, you'll find it in there.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: JillSwift on June 15, 2010, 06:08:59 PM
Post by: JillSwift on June 15, 2010, 06:08:59 PM
Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?Do you accept the possibility you will realize that Christianity is a collection of fables?
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Cecilie on June 15, 2010, 06:09:12 PM
Post by: Cecilie on June 15, 2010, 06:09:12 PM
Quote from: "Tank"Oh, cool. Thanks.Quote from: "Cecilie"I've got Vista, but I haven't heard of this 'snipping tool'.Go to, Start > All Programmes > Accessories folder, you'll find it in there.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 06:28:32 PM
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 06:28:32 PM
Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?Put some odds on 'possibility' and we may be able to reach a determination.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: TomThumb on June 15, 2010, 06:52:16 PM
Post by: TomThumb on June 15, 2010, 06:52:16 PM
Quote from: "Tank"About 40/1Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?Put some odds on 'possibility' and we may be able to reach a determination.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: EssejSllim on June 15, 2010, 07:01:33 PM
Post by: EssejSllim on June 15, 2010, 07:01:33 PM
Quote from: "TomThumb"For the same reason Jesus refused to worship the devil.Quote from: "EssejSllim"I would sooner burn in hell. For all eternity.Why?
Besides, I'd put the odds of being faced with the possibility at something closer to 1/999999999999
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Davin on June 15, 2010, 07:05:07 PM
Post by: Davin on June 15, 2010, 07:05:07 PM
Quote from: "TomThumb"Those odds don't even come into account all the possible gods there could be, first the possibility that there is a god in the first place, then the possibility that the god is the logical contradiction known as YHWH. Not to mention how much the unchanging, eternal, omnipotent, omniscient Christian god has changed over the last 2000 years.Quote from: "Tank"About 40/1Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?Put some odds on 'possibility' and we may be able to reach a determination.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: curiosityandthecat on June 15, 2010, 07:10:17 PM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on June 15, 2010, 07:10:17 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages45.fotki.com%2Fv1360%2Fphotos%2F8%2F892548%2F6116196%2F1259370564332-vi.gif&hash=2932c9252246d3dc5d8a2c49a02fa6cc0ea3f0a3)
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: elliebean on June 15, 2010, 08:05:07 PM
Post by: elliebean on June 15, 2010, 08:05:07 PM
Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?While I have an open mind about BDSM, I definitely wouldn't submit to a man, because I'm a lesbian. So no.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: pinkocommie on June 15, 2010, 08:14:44 PM
Post by: pinkocommie on June 15, 2010, 08:14:44 PM
I accept that possibility with the same expectancy that I accept the possibility of one day interacting with the one and only true Santa Clause. So yes, but really only technically.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 08:22:19 PM
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 08:22:19 PM
Quote from: "TomThumb"As I'd go for odds well longer than the UK lottery (14,000,000/1) I think I'd have to say a relative 'no' then.Quote from: "Tank"About 40/1Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?Put some odds on 'possibility' and we may be able to reach a determination.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: i_am_i on June 15, 2010, 08:23:55 PM
Post by: i_am_i on June 15, 2010, 08:23:55 PM
Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?
No way would I ever fall on my knees and accept the guy who cuts my grass as Lord. He'd think I'd lost my mind! But I'm always happy to have a beer with him.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 08:27:44 PM
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2010, 08:27:44 PM
Quote from: "i_am_i"Actually I would love to meet JC as he was in his 20's and have a bevy with him, assuming I could communicate with him. IF the historical Jesus existed and as a man was anything like his propaganda I think he would be a great guy. Imagine hanging out with him and Mary Magdalene, that would be a threesome worth havingQuote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?
No way would I ever fall on my knees and accept the guy who cuts my grass as Lord. He'd think I'd lost my mind! But I'm always happy to have a beer with him.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Gawen on June 15, 2010, 11:30:53 PM
Post by: Gawen on June 15, 2010, 11:30:53 PM
Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?I do not entertain the thought. The evidence available for the existence of this god is so extremely low, it makes your question moot.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Whitney on June 16, 2010, 12:24:05 AM
Post by: Whitney on June 16, 2010, 12:24:05 AM
The OP has been banned to help him stay away from HAF as he indicated was his preference. Since he's a troll I was worried that he'd have a hard time keeping his word and wanted to give him a bit of help.
(And he was breaking conduct rules anyway)
(And he was breaking conduct rules anyway)
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: dogsmycopilot on June 22, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
Post by: dogsmycopilot on June 22, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?Nope. I'd fall to my knees to make sure everyone was off guard for the kill shot. That horse thief ought to be hung.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Asmodean on June 22, 2010, 08:28:40 PM
Post by: Asmodean on June 22, 2010, 08:28:40 PM
Quote from: "dogsmycopilot"I suggest hanging it on a cross. AND making a fire underneath for safety's sake. And popcorn. We'll need popcorn.Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?Nope. I'd fall to my knees to make sure everyone was off guard for the kill shot. That horse thief ought to be hung.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: dogsmycopilot on June 22, 2010, 08:59:14 PM
Post by: dogsmycopilot on June 22, 2010, 08:59:14 PM
True. Popcorn and beer. Can't do business without beer.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Asmodean on June 22, 2010, 09:44:31 PM
Post by: Asmodean on June 22, 2010, 09:44:31 PM
I get sick of beer and since I only drink in company of my best friend and he has some gag reflex fainting issues, we don't do much of that 
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Gawen on June 22, 2010, 11:31:28 PM
Post by: Gawen on June 22, 2010, 11:31:28 PM
Quote from: "Asmodean"I get sick of beer and since I only drink in company of my best friend and he has some gag reflex fainting issues, we don't do much of that*laffin*
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on June 23, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on June 23, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
I want some Kettle Chips.®
And Steinlager. Plenty of Steinlager.
And Steinlager. Plenty of Steinlager.
Title: Re: A Question
Post by: bertatbertshouse on June 25, 2010, 11:24:31 AM
Post by: bertatbertshouse on June 25, 2010, 11:24:31 AM
Quote from: "TomThumb"Do atheists here accept the possibility that they will one day fall to their knees and accept Jesus as Lord?Would you accept the possibility that you may have to prostrate yourself to Zeus, or Bumba, or Quetzalcoatl.