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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: AthiestsAreMorons on May 05, 2010, 10:42:25 AM

Title: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: AthiestsAreMorons on May 05, 2010, 10:42:25 AM
Eventually if u look up u will have to find god exists. For infinity is wrong. God has to set the anchour of life. What he is is the collective of all of the things around us. Nothing more or less. We are all fragments of gods sole. What we are is a result of the actions done to us and the actions we have done to others. So others are just the result of what has been done to them. And so on and so forth all the way to god. There is ur pruf. Lalala. Knowledge doesnt exist fyi. Only knowledge is that there is nat any knowladge.Life is perspective. u know just a couple axioms to throw out there and see if any dogs wana bite.Im 15 fyi so dont post stuff that is all like depends on having read a book. Explain.
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: Dretlin on May 05, 2010, 11:03:00 AM
Quote from: "AthiestsAreMorons"Eventually if u look up u will have to find god exists. For infinity is wrong. God has to set the anchour of life. What he is is the collective of all of the things around us. Nothing more or less. We are all fragments of gods sole. What we are is a result of the actions done to us and the actions we have done to others. So others are just the result of what has been done to them. And so on and so forth all the way to god. There is ur pruf. Lalala. Knowledge doesnt exist fyi. Only knowledge is that there is nat any knowladge.Life is perspective. u know just a couple axioms to throw out there and see if any dogs wana bite.Im 15 fyi so dont post stuff that is all like depends on having read a book. Explain.

Ha, very funny.
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: philosoraptor on May 05, 2010, 02:17:32 PM
I might have taken your post more seriously if it wasn't riddled with spelling and grammatical errors.  We're all part of the bottom of God's shoe?  Okay, given the state of the world, I guess that kind of makes sense...not very benevolent or loving, though.

I will agree that I don't believe we can have knowledge of anything that is completely sure, just justified true beliefs.  Other than that, your post makes me want to punch babies.  Before you call out another group as morons, maybe you should learn effective communication skills.
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: McQ on May 05, 2010, 02:36:03 PM
Quote from: "AthiestsAreMorons"Eventually if u look up u will have to find god exists. For infinity is wrong. God has to set the anchour of life. What he is is the collective of all of the things around us. Nothing more or less. We are all fragments of gods sole. What we are is a result of the actions done to us and the actions we have done to others. So others are just the result of what has been done to them. And so on and so forth all the way to god. There is ur pruf. Lalala. Knowledge doesnt exist fyi. Only knowledge is that there is nat any knowladge.Life is perspective. u know just a couple axioms to throw out there and see if any dogs wana bite.Im 15 fyi so dont post stuff that is all like depends on having read a book. Explain.

Good luck with this. It's pretty much impossible for me to take you seriously. You're writing is a joke and your "arguments" are well below that of any 15 year old I know.
Try harder next time.
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: curiosityandthecat on May 05, 2010, 03:28:46 PM
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Also, this:

Quote.Im 15 fyi so dont post stuff that is all like depends on having read a book.

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Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: kelltrill on May 05, 2010, 03:45:58 PM
Your "proof" is subjective opinion and not based on anything tangible, or indeed anything that would be considered evidence for anything else to begin with, even more so since you propose discarding the teachings of modern theologians. If no current theistic  theories are correct then where does your notion of a god come from? Would you have any "knowledge" of god if you weren't raised in or around a particular religion to begin with?
Although I am not too phased about your typos, since not everyone's first language is English, I am still bleak about your refusal to read a book, since I automatically want to post a list of references for you to consider before you attempt to debate with us. The argument you're posting is a particularly old-school one where Atheists are comfortable with simply not-knowing certain facts about our universe, whereas Theists are determined to fill the gaps with a deity, which is absurd, arrogant, ignorant, and irrational.
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: pinkocommie on May 05, 2010, 04:13:44 PM
The world is a green mana in a giant game of Magic, The Gathering!  We are all hair follicles in Mighty Atheismo's beard!  The sky is made of frozen blue raspberry kool aid and our souls are the sugar! Yep, baseless assertions are fun.   lol
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: philosoraptor on May 05, 2010, 04:21:24 PM
Quote from: "pinkocommie"The world is a green mana in a giant game of Magic, The Gathering!  We are all hair follicles in Mighty Atheismo's beard!  The sky is made of frozen blue raspberry kool aid and our souls are the sugar! Yep, baseless assertions are fun.   lol

I wish the sky was made of frozen blue raspberry kool aid.  That was always my favorite flavor.
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: pinkocommie on May 05, 2010, 04:28:18 PM
Well then, I suppose this thread is now about everyone's favorite flavor of kool aid.   I'm a black cherry kinda lady myself.   :headbang:  Is kool aid an internationally enjoyed drink?
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: curiosityandthecat on May 05, 2010, 05:35:52 PM
Quote from: "pinkocommie"Well then, I suppose this thread is now about everyone's favorite flavor of kool aid.   I'm a black cherry kinda lady myself.   :headbang:  Is kool aid an internationally enjoyed drink?
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Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: elliebean on May 05, 2010, 05:55:30 PM
I always used to mix flavors to see what I'd come up with.  :)
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: SSY on May 05, 2010, 06:54:47 PM
You don't get cool aid over here.

Also, seriously, the op is an obvious troll, no one could sincerely hold those beliefs and still be able to operate a computer.
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: theTwiz on May 06, 2010, 04:23:10 AM
Quote from: "SSY"You don't get cool aid over here.

Also, seriously, the op is an obvious troll, no one could sincerely hold those beliefs and still be able to operate a computer.

You sure about that? (http://www.timecube.com/)
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: Tanker on May 06, 2010, 04:40:29 AM
Quote from: "theTwiz"
Quote from: "SSY"You don't get cool aid over here.

Also, seriously, the op is an obvious troll, no one could sincerely hold those beliefs and still be able to operate a computer.

You sure about that? (http://www.timecube.com/)

By Budha's blue balls that's like a web 1.0 trip through a sczophrenic mind.
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: karadan on May 06, 2010, 10:19:11 AM
Quote from: "theTwiz"
Quote from: "SSY"You don't get cool aid over here.

Also, seriously, the op is an obvious troll, no one could sincerely hold those beliefs and still be able to operate a computer.

You sure about that? (http://www.timecube.com/)


What the fuck?!
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: SSY on May 06, 2010, 11:45:07 AM
Quote from: "theTwiz"
Quote from: "SSY"You don't get cool aid over here.

Also, seriously, the op is an obvious troll, no one could sincerely hold those beliefs and still be able to operate a computer.

You sure about that? (http://www.timecube.com/)

It's so long!
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: curiosityandthecat on May 06, 2010, 02:03:20 PM
Wow, lots of Time Cube virgins here, I see.  roflol It's like a good ol' fashioned prison raping for your eyes, isn't it?
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: Killa_Kron on May 06, 2010, 03:03:19 PM
Quote from: "AthiestsAreMorons"Eventually if u look up u will have to find god exists. For infinity is wrong. God has to set the anchour of life. What he is is the collective of all of the things around us. Nothing more or less. We are all fragments of gods sole. What we are is a result of the actions done to us and the actions we have done to others. So others are just the result of what has been done to them. And so on and so forth all the way to god. There is ur pruf. Lalala. Knowledge doesnt exist fyi. Only knowledge is that there is nat any knowladge.Life is perspective. u know just a couple axioms to throw out there and see if any dogs wana bite.Im 15 fyi so dont post stuff that is all like depends on having read a book. Explain.
Wow...just to let you all know i agree with this kid. I also agree with the fact that there are faeries in our ears and unicorns run rampant throughout the world. Now i know you can prove this wrong, but because i believe, they are real. neener neener
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: Killa_Kron on May 06, 2010, 03:04:12 PM
Quote from: "curiosityandthecat"Wow, lots of Time Cube virgins here, I see.  :crazy:
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: Achaios on May 06, 2010, 03:58:18 PM
Quote from: "pinkocommie"Well then, I suppose this thread is now about everyone's favorite flavor of kool aid.   I'm a black cherry kinda lady myself.   :verysad: would a coke suffice?
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: Killa_Kron on May 06, 2010, 04:00:32 PM
Quote from: "kelltrill"Your "proof" is subjective opinion and not based on anything tangible, or indeed anything that would be considered evidence for anything else to begin with, even more so since you propose discarding the teachings of modern theologians. If no current theistic  theories are correct then where does your notion of a god come from? Would you have any "knowledge" of god if you weren't raised in or around a particular religion to begin with?
Although I am not too phased about your typos, since not everyone's first language is English, I am still bleak about your refusal to read a book, since I automatically want to post a list of references for you to consider before you attempt to debate with us. The argument you're posting is a particularly old-school one where Atheists are comfortable with simply not-knowing certain facts about our universe, whereas Theists are determined to fill the gaps with a deity, which is absurd, arrogant, ignorant, and irrational.
Now now, us young-uns can't understand your fancy talk. U hav 2 tak lik tis n stuff so we cn undrstnd wht u meen.  :yay:
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: Ellainix on May 07, 2010, 04:20:28 AM
Quote from: "curiosityandthecat"Wow, lots of Time Cube virgins here, I see.  roflol It's like a good ol' fashioned prison raping for your eyes, isn't it?

http://www.theonion.com/video/live-from ... 007,14161/ (http://www.theonion.com/video/live-from-congress-the-skull-fucking-bill-of-2007,14161/)
Title: Re: God exists. Just not any modern theology is correct.
Post by: hvargas on May 08, 2010, 05:08:27 PM
It looks like this: If Aliens can travel to this planet ( earth ) and have a technology thats much more advance than ours it falls upon them to enlighten us minor humans. In other words, its a responsibility of anyone to share the knowledge which will directly uplift another. If you see someone dying of starvations and you have food, it will be a crime if you do not feed that person. There are criminals governments that let such things take place in their country. There are no poor nations in this world and when someone points you to one just say this: What are politicains riding? Whats their Military budge? How do the rich live? Where do their children go to school? How the high priests live? Shame on who? This kinds of questions along with some others are the ones to be asked of such a GOD. Don't used the excuses that human this and that human that. God exists is naming a CRIMINAL and a COWARD hiding while suffering multiplies. The same applies to extraterrestial beings.The different between true humans ( the good humans ) and your supposed God is that they SHARE.  :hide:  :hide: