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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: GABRIELandyou on April 08, 2010, 10:54:08 AM

Title: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: GABRIELandyou on April 08, 2010, 10:54:08 AM
Ohio or Nebraska states (one of them) Major Disaster, Warning! I'm seeing a BOMB or fire made device impacting one of the following states!!!!!!!!

HEAR YE FROM GABRIEL THIS IS TRUTH. I GABRIEL authenticate this communion. Let the gentile speak.

A POWERFUL GOD SPIRIT known as YAHWEH Elohim has given me this warning in HONESTY for many disbelievers to show that this will happen or to be avoided if you so choose, if you are in the following states, GO TO A SHELTER OR A FRIENDS for safety.

A spirit is passing the door covered with blood as a symbolic message. Also a message from Yahweh Elohim that I'm hearing.



I KNOW April 9th between 8pm to 10pm or April 10th.


I apologize for any miss spelling or improper grammar. But this is what it is.


If you feel the spirit, you must believe in this.


The SOUND OF THE TRUMPET, Oh believers seek SHELTER.
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: karadan on April 08, 2010, 11:08:03 AM
I'm sorry, i don't believe you are an atheist. Actually, why am typing this? You'll not read this. I hope to be proven wrong though because it would be great if you could explain what you've posted. I read it twice and it still made no sense to me.
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: elliebean on April 08, 2010, 03:35:47 PM
Quote from: "GABRIELandyou"Oh believers seek SHELTER.

I'm not a believer aaaaannnnd I already have shelter. Thanks for the heads up, tho.  :P
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: Whitney on April 08, 2010, 04:00:30 PM
Quote from: "karadan"I'm sorry, i don't believe you are an atheist.

I changed its worldview to christian.
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: Kylyssa on April 08, 2010, 07:03:54 PM
If such an event were to occur it would not suggest that the supernatural were real, it would suggest that somebody had inside information about a terrorist attack.
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: theTwiz on April 08, 2010, 07:06:30 PM
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Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: Tanker on April 08, 2010, 07:59:38 PM
I bet this is the same guy who tried to predict a californian quake a couple weeks ago.
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: Ellainix on April 08, 2010, 08:02:17 PM
Haha Twiz.

I am on the edge of my seat. Will this prophecy come true? Will the forces of Satan be stopped?  :crazy:
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: mama_ape on April 08, 2010, 08:45:12 PM
do the higher ups on this forum save threads like this?  Because seriously we're athiests man, if there happens to be some major explosions NONE of us will automatically assume divine explanations.  We'll all be pointing our big fat, none believing, goin' straight to hell, fingers at you. :crazy:
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: pinkocommie on April 09, 2010, 12:16:50 AM
Quote from: "GABRIELandyou"I KNOW April 9th between 8pm to 10pm or April 10th.

It's weird that the April 9th warning is so specific - between 8 and 10pm - but April 10th seems to be an all day warning.  Very specific and random.

Anyway, what I'd really like to know about is the Lost series finale...
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: Whitney on April 09, 2010, 12:30:43 AM
All I can say is that if something does happen the OP's IP address is getting sent to the FBI.  I just locked his post so that he can't change it to 1) cover his ass or 2) make it look like he predicted something else.
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: LoneMateria on April 09, 2010, 01:33:19 AM
Oh noes n0t an0th3r pr0phets1!1111!!

I bet he is the same person who posted the earthquake.  You see the problem with people like this is that they have this notion that their god is infallible and thus they are infallible by proxy since they presume to speak for it.  It really is a sad and delusional state and at the very least he deserves to be in a special jacket and strong medication since he probably is a danger to himself and those around him.  Next thing you might know the voice in his head will tell him to cut himself (or others) and he believes he is infallible by proxy he probably wouldn't hesitate to do this.
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: Evolved on April 09, 2010, 02:24:30 AM
Quote from: "GABRIELandyou"A spirit is passing the door covered with blood as a symbolic message. Also a message from Yahweh Elohim that I'm hearing.

Shoot, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi284.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll25%2FEvolveds_Photos%2F26805600v2_480x480_Front_Color-Blac.jpg&hash=9c456d223207ee9aaa67acaf670000faa8f3d315)
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: karadan on April 09, 2010, 11:35:43 AM
Quote from: "Whitney"All I can say is that if something does happen the OP's IP address is getting sent to the FBI.  I just locked his post so that he can't change it to 1) cover his ass or 2) make it look like he predicted something else.

Awesome.  :cool:
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: curiosityandthecat on April 09, 2010, 01:31:46 PM
Damn, I was planning on going to a movie tonight between 8 and 10. Guess now I'd better cower in my bomb shelter.

Sigh. There goes my night.  :|
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: elliebean on April 09, 2010, 04:06:43 PM
Gabe, Jesus told me to tell you he said "bong", not "bomb".


Sooooo..... have fun, you guys. :up:
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: Squid on April 09, 2010, 10:24:36 PM
I predict that prediction will fail epically just like the major quake prediction made earlier.  Fail, fail, faility, fail, fail....
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: Ellainix on April 11, 2010, 07:05:38 AM
The due date is up. Where is the disaster?
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: LoneMateria on April 11, 2010, 03:09:36 PM
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Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: Sophus on April 11, 2010, 04:01:52 PM
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Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: curiosityandthecat on April 11, 2010, 10:22:03 PM
So... did I miss it or something? Ohio's still here... how's Nebraska?
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: elliebean on April 12, 2010, 12:17:56 AM
Quote from: "curiosityandthecat"So... did I miss it or something? Ohio's still here... how's Nebraska?

Still not there?  :P
Title: Re: Ohio or Nebraska Disaster, APRIL 9 OR 10th, Atheists heed
Post by: Dongle on April 13, 2010, 05:30:41 PM
I'm fairly new here but tell me... this has GOT to be a poe, right?