Title: In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day
Post by: i_am_i on March 17, 2010, 10:50:13 PM
Post by: i_am_i on March 17, 2010, 10:50:13 PM
Father Murphy had a few errands to run in town. He got off the bus and was approached by a comely young lass who said, "Would you care for a blow job, Father? It's only twenty Euros." Father Murphy declined the offer and went about his errands.
As he was waiting for the bus back to the convent school another girl approached him and said, "Would you care for a blow job, Father? It's only twenty Euros." Again Father Murphy declined the offer.
When he got back to the school he saw Sister Mary sitting in the kitchen shelling peas. He said, "Sister Mary, what's a blow job?" And Sister Mary said, "Twenty Euros, the same as in town."
As he was waiting for the bus back to the convent school another girl approached him and said, "Would you care for a blow job, Father? It's only twenty Euros." Again Father Murphy declined the offer.
When he got back to the school he saw Sister Mary sitting in the kitchen shelling peas. He said, "Sister Mary, what's a blow job?" And Sister Mary said, "Twenty Euros, the same as in town."
Title: Re: In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day
Post by: skwurll on March 18, 2010, 01:08:50 AM
Post by: skwurll on March 18, 2010, 01:08:50 AM
Haha, that's actually pretty funny. It gave me a chuckle at least.
Title: Re: In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day
Post by: LoneMateria on March 18, 2010, 02:05:41 AM
Post by: LoneMateria on March 18, 2010, 02:05:41 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/beic5/in_honor_of_st_patricks_day_i_will_drink_a_beer/
other people seem to be honoring St. Patty's Day. If you look on the right it has the number of upvotes currently at 12,800.
other people seem to be honoring St. Patty's Day. If you look on the right it has the number of upvotes currently at 12,800.
Title: Re: In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day
Post by: kelltrill on March 18, 2010, 08:58:40 AM
Post by: kelltrill on March 18, 2010, 08:58:40 AM
"Leprechaun shot dead by police on St Patrick's Day"
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22120019/ (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/03/18/leprechaun-shot-dead-by-police-on-st-patrick-s-day-115875-22120019/)
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22120019/ (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/03/18/leprechaun-shot-dead-by-police-on-st-patrick-s-day-115875-22120019/)
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Title: Re: In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day
Post by: karadan on March 18, 2010, 08:59:27 AM
Post by: karadan on March 18, 2010, 08:59:27 AM
I am nursing a sore head this morning... I drank a lot of guinness last night. I even ate a kebab. Work isn't very awesome today 
Title: Re: In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day
Post by: LoneMateria on March 18, 2010, 02:19:44 PM
Post by: LoneMateria on March 18, 2010, 02:19:44 PM
Quote from: "karadan"I am nursing a sore head this morning... I drank a lot of guinness last night. I even ate a kebab. Work isn't very awesome today
I'd have been there with you but I got a job interview in a few hours.
Title: Re: In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day
Post by: joeactor on March 18, 2010, 02:47:58 PM
Post by: joeactor on March 18, 2010, 02:47:58 PM
... a day late, but here's mine:
Father O'Malley walks into Patrick's bar looking down.
Patrick: "Why so glum, Father?"
Father: "Can you believe it, Patrick? Someone stole me bicycle! Who would do such a despicable thing? How am I supposed to visit my parishioners?"
Patrick: "Well, Father, why don't you give a sermon this Sunday about the Ten Commandments? Then when you get to "Thou Shalt Not Steal" You can watch to see if anyone looks guilty. Maybe they'll even confess and bring it back..."
Father: "That's a great idea. I'll be sure to give it a try. Thanks Patrick!"
A week later, Father O'Malley walks back into Patrick's bar looking much happier.
Patrick: "So, did the Ten Commandments sermon do the trick, Father?"
Father: "It certainly did! I was up there preaching about the Ten Commandments, and when I got to "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" I remembered where I left me bicycle!"
Father O'Malley walks into Patrick's bar looking down.
Patrick: "Why so glum, Father?"
Father: "Can you believe it, Patrick? Someone stole me bicycle! Who would do such a despicable thing? How am I supposed to visit my parishioners?"
Patrick: "Well, Father, why don't you give a sermon this Sunday about the Ten Commandments? Then when you get to "Thou Shalt Not Steal" You can watch to see if anyone looks guilty. Maybe they'll even confess and bring it back..."
Father: "That's a great idea. I'll be sure to give it a try. Thanks Patrick!"
A week later, Father O'Malley walks back into Patrick's bar looking much happier.
Patrick: "So, did the Ten Commandments sermon do the trick, Father?"
Father: "It certainly did! I was up there preaching about the Ten Commandments, and when I got to "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" I remembered where I left me bicycle!"