Title: Wanna laugh again?
Post by: Magdalena on March 05, 2010, 07:20:41 AM
Post by: Magdalena on March 05, 2010, 07:20:41 AM
"Religion: A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of he Unknowable."--Ambrose Bierce :idea:
"It is quiet now lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemestry."--H. L. Mencken :brick:
"When a man is free of religion, he has a better chance to live a normal wholesome life."--Sigmund Freud
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the same sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."--H. L. Mencken :rant:
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."--George Bernard Shaw
"It is quiet now lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemestry."--H. L. Mencken :brick:
"When a man is free of religion, he has a better chance to live a normal wholesome life."--Sigmund Freud
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the same sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."--H. L. Mencken :rant:
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."--George Bernard Shaw
Title: Re: Wanna laugh again?
Post by: theTwiz on March 05, 2010, 07:51:09 AM
Post by: theTwiz on March 05, 2010, 07:51:09 AM
I didn't start drinking until I stopped believing in religion. COINCIDENCE?!?!?!?