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Maybe you should go to the emergency room.  :)

Quote from: "elliebean"Maybe you should go to the emergency room.  :)

hello there.  God is my doctor.

Quote from: "holy joey"hello there.  God is my doctor.

Hmmm... How's that working out for you?
In my experience, he never seems to answer the little buzzer thingy...

Welcome.

I'm wholly JoeActor

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Quote from: "holy joey"hello there.  God is my doctor.

Hmmm... How's that working out for you?
In my experience, he never seems to answer the little buzzer thingy...

Welcome.

I'm wholly JoeActor

hello.  God answers prayer anytime anywhere.

Welcome to the forum, holy joey

Quote from: "holy joey"God is my doctor.

Yes, you can't beat God's "State of the Art" medical treatments. His leprosy cure is truly amazing .Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly off. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Finally kill a couple doves and offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering (Leviticus 14:2-52). That make me just wonder why all these Christians think that Voodoo is the work of the devil.

Quote from: "Tom62"Welcome to the forum, holy joey

Quote from: "holy joey"God is my doctor.

Yes, you can't beat God's "State of the Art" medical treatments. His leprosy cure is truly amazing .Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly off. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Finally kill a couple doves and offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering (Leviticus 14:2-52). That make me just wonder why all these Christians think that Voodoo is the work of the devil.

hi there.

that's the old testament.  we're in the new testament era now.

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Quote from: "Tom62"Welcome to the forum, holy joey

Quote from: "holy joey"God is my doctor.

Yes, you can't beat God's "State of the Art" medical treatments. His leprosy cure is truly amazing .Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly off. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Finally kill a couple doves and offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering (Leviticus 14:2-52). That make me just wonder why all these Christians think that Voodoo is the work of the devil.

hi there.

that's the old testament.  we're in the new testament era now.

So God's magic spells don't work anymore becaue time has passed? That doesn't seem all powerful to me.

Also I've read both of your threads now you seem to want to respond "god did it" to every question and statment rather then actually answering questions. It's seems rather disingenious. We welcome all posters here as long a they follow the rules I'm sure you could be a welcome member. You seem to want to treat this site and it's members as a joke. Which you are entiteled to believe however this is our community. You are being obnoxious in someone elses house don't expect the good will to last forever.

Quote from: "Tanker"don't expect the good will to last forever.

good will?  you never even said hello.

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Quote from: "Tanker"don't expect the good will to last forever.

good will?  you never even said hello.

Joey. Two things. First is hello.

The second is that you need to read the forum rules. You might even try to actually introduce yourself here. It will help people understand why you're here and what you have to contribute.

Quote from: "McQ"Joey. Two things. First is hello.

hello.

QuoteThe second is that you need to read the forum rules. You might even try to actually introduce yourself here. It will help people understand why you're here and what you have to contribute.

i like to learn what other people believe and why.  but i'm not so interested in heated debate.

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Quote from: "McQ"Joey. Two things. First is hello.

hello.

QuoteThe second is that you need to read the forum rules. You might even try to actually introduce yourself here. It will help people understand why you're here and what you have to contribute.

i like to learn what other people believe and why.  but i'm not so interested in heated debate.

There doesn't need to be heated debate. Why would you think that? Just introduce yourself and enter into meaningful communications.

Quote from: "McQ"There doesn't need to be heated debate. Why would you think that? Just introduce yourself and enter into meaningful communications.

some people get angry if others dont believe the same as they do.

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Quote from: "McQ"There doesn't need to be heated debate. Why would you think that? Just introduce yourself and enter into meaningful communications.

some people get angry if others dont believe the same as they do.

I don't. But I do get a little impatient if someone comes into the forum and immediately just tries to make what appear to be meaningless prank posts. Try a genuine introduction, with some background on yourself, why you're here, what you hope to gain, etc.

Quote from: "McQ"Try a genuine introduction, with some background on yourself, why you're here, what you hope to gain, etc.

i mentioned a little in a different thread.  i'm a corporate manager who's had about 400 employees, but currently on medical leave due to heart attacks and cancer.  i'm here because i like to hear what other people believe, but not looking for debates.

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Quote from: "McQ"Try a genuine introduction, with some background on yourself, why you're here, what you hope to gain, etc.

i mentioned a little in a different thread.  i'm a corporate manager who's had about 400 employees, but currently on medical leave due to heart attacks and cancer.  i'm here because i like to hear what other people believe, but not looking for debates.

Thank you. Sorry to hear about the poor health. Double whammy, there. I hope you are able to get good treatment and recover from them. Have you made goals for yourself to work towards in your recovery?

Quote from: "McQ"Have you made goals for yourself to work towards in your recovery?

they can probably fix the heart attacks because they are minor yet, but probably not the cancer. i've chosen not to have any surgeries.

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Quote from: "Tanker"don't expect the good will to last forever.

good will?  you never even said hello.

Despite your "hi" you came off insulting. If had walked up and said "hi, you look like a jerk." would you feel obligated to say hi back? Well that's how you came off to me. I can however understand if I had misunderstood you, and I apologise if I have.

That being said HI

My name is not Joey and I'm not holy,

I do however go by Tanker here and welcome to the forum.

Quote from: "Tanker"Despite your "hi" you came off insulting. If had walked up and said "hi, you look like a jerk." would you feel obligated to say hi back? Well that's how you came off to me. I can however understand if I had misunderstood you, and I apologise if I have.

That being said HI

My name is not Joey and I'm not holy,

I do however go by Tanker here and welcome to the forum.

hi.

hey joey welcome to the forum

not gonna lie i came here to inform you that your latest post marks an important milestone on the HAF introductions subforum:
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Quote from: "theTwiz"hey joey welcome to the forum

not gonna lie i came here to inform you that your latest post marks an important milestone on the HAF introductions subforum:
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whatever's holy.

http://www.atheistforums.com/hi-there-i ... 20688.html (http://www.atheistforums.com/hi-there-i-m-joey-and-i-m-holy-t20688.html)

... I see the future...

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 you're just envious that i'm holy.

See, you try to be nice and this is what you get. I'm going back to being a hard-ass from now on.
 

Quote from: "McQ"See, you try to be nice and this is what you get. I'm going back to being a hard-ass from now on.
 

there you go.  God isn't nice either.  God casts people into the hellfire.  you're very godly without knowing it.  i'll make a saint of you yet.

Quote from: "holy joey"there you go.  God isn't nice either.  God casts people into the hellfire.  you're very godly without knowing it.  i'll make a saint of you yet.

If your god is that mean, then he (or she, or it) can just go ahead and gargle my sack.

Also... I think he just threatened to kill you McQ. If I'm not mistaken, you need to be DEAD to be canonized.

I'd welcome you holy joey, but from the looks of joeactor's post, you're probably not long for our forum anyway.

Quote from: "Ihateyoumike"If your god is that mean, then he (or she, or it) can just go ahead and gargle my sack.

God loves you, mike.

QuoteAlso... I think he just threatened to kill you McQ. If I'm not mistaken, you need to be DEAD to be canonized.

no, canonization is only for martyrs killed by the devil.

QuoteI'd welcome you holy joey, but from the looks of joeactor's post, you're probably not long for our forum anyway.

thank you anyway, mike.

hark! i can hear the mighty ban hammer swinging!! or perhaps thats just a bugger whistling in my nose... either way i think he is gonna have a short stay....  

holy joey, troll or serious you are still going against the forum rules of no preaching because unless my quick review of your threads missed the substance you are just posting your views without any support.  So, this is your read the forum rules reminder and if you read them you'll know what the next steps are.

Quote from: "holy joey"God loves you, mike.

Woo Hoo!!