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Title: The add-on every firefox user needs
Post by: pinkocommie on February 12, 2010, 05:41:11 AM
The Christian Anti-porn add-on!  :headbang:  Is this old news?  I just found this today via a post on Think Atheist and installed it on my Firefox to test it out.  It's pretty amazing.

The Add-on can be found here: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/14582  The description for the add-on says it all -

Flee sexual immorality (1Co 6:18). Christian Anti-Porn will filter links and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not block but warn every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites.

When you go to a site that this add-on deems unholy, a wonderful image pops up:

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv23%2Fpinkocommie%2FJesusPornNoNo.jpg&hash=90e6460114d429f93b8da8ccad78b2e6cf5a3e69)

I can already tell this add-on is pretty terribly made.  I went to IMDB and looked up the movie 'Red Dawn' and my screen was an epileptic seizure of crucifixion.  Which is unfortunate because I would gleefully keep this add-on if it wasn't so easily triggered - it's effng hilarious.  As it is, the add-on is way too intrusive.  I haven't visited a single porn site since I installed it and I've already been warned about killing Jesus over a dozen times.
Title: Re: The add-on every firefox user needs
Post by: SSY on February 12, 2010, 08:57:38 PM
That, and fire gestures, I love fire gestures.
Title: Re: The add-on every firefox user needs
Post by: G-Roll on February 13, 2010, 01:35:34 AM
i would feel better about recrucifying jesus every time i rubbed one off as opposed to killing a puppy.

save the puppies.
Title: Re: The add-on every firefox user needs
Post by: LoneMateria on February 18, 2010, 02:58:02 AM
Quote from: "G-Roll"i would feel better about recrucifying jesus every time i rubbed one off as opposed to killing a puppy.

save the puppies.

Save the puppies ... kill a Jesus.  Awesome slogan!  If I knew how to to make a add-on i'd fix this.  (I could probably learn easily i'm just too lazy)
Title: Re: The add-on every firefox user needs
Post by: SSY on February 18, 2010, 12:02:41 PM
I had the most awesome idea for an add-on ( even if I do say so myself). n add-on that tracks your wikipedia progress. We all know the sickness, you start out looking up the atomic weight of Protactinium, you end up learning about potato bread via the Moderne movement of 1930s France and the politics of Ayn Rand. The idea was for an add-on that would list all the intermediate wikipedia pages, so you could see the route you took on your journey. Unfortunately, I have no skill when it comes to this sort of programming, so left it alone, but I would still love to make it one day.

Better yet, someone else make it, and give me the credit!
Title: Re: The add-on every firefox user needs
Post by: theTwiz on February 23, 2010, 03:35:41 AM
If they change the button to proceed to "Why Yes I'd love to crucify Jesus again" I would install it.
Title: Re: The add-on every firefox user needs
Post by: Wendy Voltaire on March 01, 2010, 10:10:52 AM
Yeah, we're all thinking about crucifying Jesus... but nobody thinks about the kittens!