Title: I'm back...and I'm lovin' the logo!
Post by: nikkmichalski on December 29, 2009, 07:58:01 PM
Post by: nikkmichalski on December 29, 2009, 07:58:01 PM
I've been gone from HAF for a couple of months. I'm not really sure why, I just sort of forgot about it. In any case, I'm back! I love the logo, it's just genius. I remember around the time I left there was a group of us that were dissatisfied with the logo, but we couldn't agree on a new one. I probably haven't been on since September or October; my question is thus: did I miss anything Earth-shattering?
Title: Re: I'm back...and I'm lovin' the logo!
Post by: Will on December 29, 2009, 10:33:44 PM
Post by: Will on December 29, 2009, 10:33:44 PM
Welcome back!
Earth shattering? Apparently.... there's probably no god.
Earth shattering? Apparently.... there's probably no god.
Title: Re: I'm back...and I'm lovin' the logo!
Post by: Whitney on December 30, 2009, 01:11:07 AM
Post by: Whitney on December 30, 2009, 01:11:07 AM
Welcome back.
The only thing you missed is that we have established that the rapture will happen in 2048 rather than 2012.
The only thing you missed is that we have established that the rapture will happen in 2048 rather than 2012.
Title: Re: I'm back...and I'm lovin' the logo!
Post by: AlP on December 30, 2009, 01:24:36 AM
Post by: AlP on December 30, 2009, 01:24:36 AM
Quote from: "Whitney"Welcome back.That is not the only important event. I'm pretty sure I posted important information relating to my ballsack and the shaving thereof as evidenced on this troll thread (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=4147&hilit=ballsack). Seriously, do a search for "ballsack" and you can learn all about it. The forum will never be the same again.
The only thing you missed is that we have established that the rapture will happen in 2048 rather than 2012.
Title: Re: I'm back...and I'm lovin' the logo!
Post by: nikkmichalski on January 01, 2010, 01:32:55 AM
Post by: nikkmichalski on January 01, 2010, 01:32:55 AM
After briefly weeping in my shower in the fetal position from Will's post, I did a search, and came back with these gems:
"The growth on the ballsack is negligible though uncomfortable to harvest due to the unmanly sensitivity of my ballsack and the manly aggressiveness of the Phillips shaver."
(ostensibly about stubble)
"Can we please get this conversation back on the subject of my ballsack? Why use conditioner on that hairy mess? Just shave it off! Maybe your scrote would feel nicer if you conditioned it."
I've lost faith in my fellow man.
...but gained a hygiene tip! hahaha.
Could I ask what the cause of this apocalypse in 2048 is? Isn't it something about the 32-bit vs. 64?
"The growth on the ballsack is negligible though uncomfortable to harvest due to the unmanly sensitivity of my ballsack and the manly aggressiveness of the Phillips shaver."
(ostensibly about stubble)
"Can we please get this conversation back on the subject of my ballsack? Why use conditioner on that hairy mess? Just shave it off! Maybe your scrote would feel nicer if you conditioned it."
I've lost faith in my fellow man.
...but gained a hygiene tip! hahaha.Could I ask what the cause of this apocalypse in 2048 is? Isn't it something about the 32-bit vs. 64?
Title: Re: I'm back...and I'm lovin' the logo!
Post by: AlP on January 01, 2010, 02:32:21 AM
Post by: AlP on January 01, 2010, 02:32:21 AM
It's because the USB stick that God stored the universe on is 2GB (2GB=2048MB). He stopped making regular backups in year 0. We should have realized that the apocalypse would occur on a year that is a power of 2.
Title: Re: I'm back...and I'm lovin' the logo!
Post by: nikkmichalski on January 01, 2010, 06:39:27 AM
Post by: nikkmichalski on January 01, 2010, 06:39:27 AM
I see...God must have some powerful compression software to shrink the entire world down to 1 megabyte, no?