Title: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: Ihateyoumike on December 26, 2009, 11:13:21 AM
Post by: Ihateyoumike on December 26, 2009, 11:13:21 AM
Because he DOESN'T EXIST!!!
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Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: Renegnicat on December 26, 2009, 06:32:52 PM
Post by: Renegnicat on December 26, 2009, 06:32:52 PM
Really? I thought it was because they weren't around 2000 years ago. 
Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: AlP on December 26, 2009, 08:18:42 PM
Post by: AlP on December 26, 2009, 08:18:42 PM
I believe the important argument Ihateyoumike is making is this:
1) Jesus does not eat snickers bars.
2) Snickers bars exist and are so tasty no deity can resist their nutty caramely goodness.
3) If Jesus existed, Jesus would eat the tasty snickers bars (2).
4) Therefore Jesus does not exist. (2 & 3)
Excellent work Ihateyoumike.
1) Jesus does not eat snickers bars.
2) Snickers bars exist and are so tasty no deity can resist their nutty caramely goodness.
3) If Jesus existed, Jesus would eat the tasty snickers bars (2).
4) Therefore Jesus does not exist. (2 & 3)
Excellent work Ihateyoumike.
Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: onlinej on December 26, 2009, 09:34:02 PM
Post by: onlinej on December 26, 2009, 09:34:02 PM
I ate a snickers bar today. It was actually a mini-snickers. Does that count? Do I exist now?
JC
JC
Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: Ihateyoumike on December 26, 2009, 10:15:54 PM
Post by: Ihateyoumike on December 26, 2009, 10:15:54 PM
Quote from: "AlP"I believe the important argument Ihateyoumike is making is this:
1) Jesus does not eat snickers bars.
2) Snickers bars exist and are so tasty no deity can resist their nutty caramely goodness.
3) If Jesus existed, Jesus would eat the tasty snickers bars (2).
4) Therefore Jesus does not exist. (2 & 3)
Excellent work Ihateyoumike.
You, my good Sir, are awarded a lifetime supply of internets (from my personal stash) for this post.
Quote from: "onlinej"I ate a snickers bar today. It was actually a mini-snickers. Does that count? Do I exist now?
JC
The amount of "nutty caramely goodness" in a mini-snickers, although smaller than other snickers, is in-fact proportional... So absolutely you exist. I'm not sure anyone can truly know existence until they've known the joy of a snickers bar.
That being said....
Why does jesus hate Skittles?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: onlinej on December 26, 2009, 11:07:51 PM
Post by: onlinej on December 26, 2009, 11:07:51 PM
That reminds me of a joke.
Q: What is the difference between Jesus, and an icon of Jesus?
A: You only need one nail for the icon.
(I doesn't translate that well, but you guys are already happy)
JC
Q: What is the difference between Jesus, and an icon of Jesus?
A: You only need one nail for the icon.
(I doesn't translate that well, but you guys are already happy)
JC
Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: Ultima22689 on December 26, 2009, 11:56:14 PM
Post by: Ultima22689 on December 26, 2009, 11:56:14 PM
I don't like snickers all that much...
Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: Big Mac on December 31, 2009, 08:25:35 PM
Post by: Big Mac on December 31, 2009, 08:25:35 PM
I eat snickers....therefore I exist?
Watch out Philosophy.....your ass just got turned upside down!!!
Watch out Philosophy.....your ass just got turned upside down!!!
Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: nikkmichalski on January 01, 2010, 01:35:56 AM
Post by: nikkmichalski on January 01, 2010, 01:35:56 AM
I thought it was a set-up for an omnipresence joke. ("Not going anywhere for a while?...")
Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: Ellainix on January 01, 2010, 05:49:52 AM
Post by: Ellainix on January 01, 2010, 05:49:52 AM
Quote from: "nikkmichalski""Not going anywhere for a while?..."The life of a Christian?
Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: MariaEvri on January 02, 2010, 11:38:29 AM
Post by: MariaEvri on January 02, 2010, 11:38:29 AM
maybe cause snickers suck?
now if it was a MARS bar on the other hand...
now if it was a MARS bar on the other hand...
Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: G-Roll on January 02, 2010, 07:41:48 PM
Post by: G-Roll on January 02, 2010, 07:41:48 PM
Quote from: "Ultima22689"I don't like snickers all that much...
then you dont exist.
Title: Re: Why doesn't jesus eat snicker's bars?
Post by: curiosityandthecat on January 02, 2010, 07:51:01 PM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on January 02, 2010, 07:51:01 PM
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