Title: Rapture Pet Care
Post by: skurry on September 02, 2009, 07:19:16 PM
Post by: skurry on September 02, 2009, 07:19:16 PM
I read about this many months ago, but I just recently read about it on my favorite blog The C o n s u m e r i s t
Apparently several atheists have set up web sites that offer the service of pet care post rapture. I find this extremely funny being that to the atheist it is free money that you will never have to work for, since the rapture is unreal to said atheist. The religious person wins the piece of mind of making sure Fluffy is taken care of, because apparently god hates puppies and they are all sinners and since they can't speak to ask for forgiveness or worship the heck out of the Lord, they will burn with the rest of us heathens.
So.... how do we get in on this? Can we set up a group that offers this service through one site but in our various cities?
Apparently several atheists have set up web sites that offer the service of pet care post rapture. I find this extremely funny being that to the atheist it is free money that you will never have to work for, since the rapture is unreal to said atheist. The religious person wins the piece of mind of making sure Fluffy is taken care of, because apparently god hates puppies and they are all sinners and since they can't speak to ask for forgiveness or worship the heck out of the Lord, they will burn with the rest of us heathens.
So.... how do we get in on this? Can we set up a group that offers this service through one site but in our various cities?
Title: Re: Rapture Pet Care
Post by: jbeukema on September 03, 2009, 04:35:23 PM
Post by: jbeukema on September 03, 2009, 04:35:23 PM
I like this business model...
Title: Re: Rapture Pet Care
Post by: LoneMateria on September 03, 2009, 04:55:31 PM
Post by: LoneMateria on September 03, 2009, 04:55:31 PM
I know the guy who runs it. Eternal Earthbound Pets (http://www.eternal-earthbound-pets.com/) its a legitimate business 
. He's made some good money doing it. Check out the FAQ page.
. He's made some good money doing it. Check out the FAQ page.
Title: Re: Rapture Pet Care
Post by: LoneMateria on September 03, 2009, 04:57:34 PM
Post by: LoneMateria on September 03, 2009, 04:57:34 PM
whoops I forgot to mention he started the U.S. version of this. He based it off of someone doing it in England or somewhere in there.
Title: Re: Rapture Pet Care
Post by: Heretical Rants on September 03, 2009, 07:43:46 PM
Post by: Heretical Rants on September 03, 2009, 07:43:46 PM
Quote from: "LoneMateria"someone doing it in England or somewhere in there.that would be http://www.postrapturepetcare.com/ (http://www.postrapturepetcare.com/)
Title: Re: Rapture Pet Care
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on April 15, 2011, 10:57:45 AM
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on April 15, 2011, 10:57:45 AM
Ahahahahaha! This is awesome!
EDIT: I work at an Animal Hospital, I should tell some of my co-workers about this and we could set up our own business!
EDIT: I work at an Animal Hospital, I should tell some of my co-workers about this and we could set up our own business!
Title: Re: Rapture Pet Care
Post by: Tank on April 15, 2011, 01:15:08 PM
Post by: Tank on April 15, 2011, 01:15:08 PM
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Title: Re: Rapture Pet Care
Post by: PrometheusRumiHuxley on April 15, 2011, 03:16:16 PM
Post by: PrometheusRumiHuxley on April 15, 2011, 03:16:16 PM
Quote from: "LoneMateria"I know the guy who runs it. Eternal Earthbound Pets (http://www.eternal-earthbound-pets.com/) its a legitimate businessI'm so jealous! Hard to think of a business I'd be more proud of owning.