Title: Please excuse me while I slap the chipmunk.
Post by: Recusant on August 14, 2009, 01:18:30 AM
Post by: Recusant on August 14, 2009, 01:18:30 AM
On another forum I occasionally visit, the question arose of "just how suggestive is the term 'ride the bull?'" (Somebody had been temporarily banned from a "family friendly" site for using the term, meaning the silly dance as seen in some golfing movie.) This lead to one of the members writing a PHP version of a perl script (http://www.pseudonymity.net/~joss/share/euphanimals/index.php) to test the hypothesis that "'[verb] the [animal]' always sounds dirty, no matter what verb and animal are chosen." It results in some fairly amusing terms, one of which I quote in the title to this post. 
Title: Re: Please excuse me while I slap the chipmunk.
Post by: hismikeness on August 14, 2009, 02:12:55 AM
Post by: hismikeness on August 14, 2009, 02:12:55 AM
And the obvious...
Choke the Chicken
Spank the Monkey
Milk the Cow
Strangle the Snake
Flog the Dolphin
But my personal favorite *** the *** is a classic Stewieism,
Eviscerate the Proletariat
Hismikeness
Choke the Chicken
Spank the Monkey
Milk the Cow
Strangle the Snake
Flog the Dolphin
But my personal favorite *** the *** is a classic Stewieism,
Eviscerate the Proletariat
Hismikeness
Title: Re: Please excuse me while I slap the chipmunk.
Post by: Ninteen45 on August 14, 2009, 04:20:30 PM
Post by: Ninteen45 on August 14, 2009, 04:20:30 PM
So, please exuse me while I return the kid.
Title: Re: Please excuse me while I slap the chipmunk.
Post by: Kylyssa on August 14, 2009, 06:04:18 PM
Post by: Kylyssa on August 14, 2009, 06:04:18 PM
Oh, good, I was afraid you meant a literal chipmunk.
I never really understood those particular euphemisms. A penis bears no resemblance to a weasel, a lizard, or a monkey - or any other animal, really.
I never really understood those particular euphemisms. A penis bears no resemblance to a weasel, a lizard, or a monkey - or any other animal, really.
Title: Re: Please excuse me while I slap the chipmunk.
Post by: curiosityandthecat on August 14, 2009, 07:07:23 PM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on August 14, 2009, 07:07:23 PM
Quote from: "Kylyssa"Oh, good, I was afraid you meant a literal chipmunk.Well, there are snakes that can actually shoot venom, so...
I never really understood those particular euphemisms. A penis bears no resemblance to a weasel, a lizard, or a monkey - or any other animal, really.
Title: Re: Please excuse me while I slap the chipmunk.
Post by: AlP on August 15, 2009, 03:58:38 AM
Post by: AlP on August 15, 2009, 03:58:38 AM
Quote from: "Kylyssa"I never really understood those particular euphemisms. A penis bears no resemblance to a weasel, a lizard, or a monkey - or any other animal, really.I think it rather resembles a skinned chicken carcass. What would Freud say about that?
Title: Re: Please excuse me while I slap the chipmunk.
Post by: skurry on August 15, 2009, 04:00:08 AM
Post by: skurry on August 15, 2009, 04:00:08 AM
Quote from: "AlP"Quote from: "Kylyssa"I never really understood those particular euphemisms. A penis bears no resemblance to a weasel, a lizard, or a monkey - or any other animal, really.I think it rather resembles a skinned chicken carcass. What would Freud say about that?
YIKES!
lmao
Title: Re: Please excuse me while I slap the chipmunk.
Post by: Heretical Rants on August 15, 2009, 08:59:57 AM
Post by: Heretical Rants on August 15, 2009, 08:59:57 AM
I asked someone for a verb and an animal and I got:
Smile the Giraffe.
Smile the Giraffe.