http://objectiveministries.org/ (http://objectiveministries.org/)
No googling.
It's a web site.

It's a huge dollop of Poe.
I'm going to say that it's a parody site, akin to the Landover Baptist Church. amirite?
Curio, Here is the Grand prize!
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Yeah, I picked it up on GatorAIDS.
I'm so happy!!
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Hey! Where's my nothing... I said it was Poe.
I'd say it's another parody. First came Landover Baptist Church overdoing the fundies, then they got bored because it's so freaking easy (just quote Jerry Falwell), so they decided to parody the people who want to get rid of the fundies.
Didn't know what Poe was Jill. Sorry.
But seriously, Orbital Cross Alpha is epic.