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A lot of people believe in ghosts, and you cannot prove that, but since a lot of people believe in them, they exist. Duh! God works the same way, only better, because he's God  

If you disagree with me, then you are ridiculous and you hate life.

That's a great joke! I'll have to remember that one...

I'm not joking! I am insulted that you refuted my great logic with that little crap post. You must be defeated then  

Can we please just block the troll while we're ahead?

I really don't understand. You say you're here for a secular discussion, yet you block anyone who has different views than you because "they're a troll".

 :brick:  :sigh:

Its true. God is real, unless explicitly declared an integer.

See! Thank you!


Atleast some people agree with me around here.

Your argument for the existence of God is totally illogical. Just believing something doesn't make it true. I might believe I can fly, and you can't prove me wrong, so I obviously must be able to fly!

LOLZ with Jill...  

QuoteI might believe I can fly, and you can't prove me wrong, so I obviously must be able to fly!

That is true, because even things exist today without proof, like biology, germs, and viruses.

Same thing with ghosts.

Quote from: "ilovegodalot"That is true, because even things exist today without proof, like biology, germs, and viruses.

 

QuoteLOLZ with Jill...  

Don't make fun of a fellow christian

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Quote from: "ilovegodalot"That is true, because even things exist today without proof, like biology, germs, and viruses.

 

It's true. There is no proof, and you can't see them, but they're there. Same with God.

Quote from: "ilovegodalot"That is true, because even things exist today without proof, like biology, germs, and viruses.

Same thing with ghosts.

Let me get this straight. Your argument is, essentially, that if there are enough people who belive in spite of the evidence or lack of evidence, then it must be real, right?

That is: There is no evidence for god, and evidence strongly suggesting there is no god, but as 500,000,000 people believe in god, he is real.

Is that correct?

No, no. I'm saying that because so many people are atheists, that at least one has to be wrong, thus making christianity correct. Don't be stupid.

OMG...the stupidity is strong with this one.

I don't think I can even justify argument anymore...where's a mod when you need one?

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And there we go....mods? Anyone?

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Quote from: "ilovegodalot"No, no. I'm saying that because so many people are atheists, that at least one has to be wrong, thus making christianity correct. Don't be stupid.

Ah well. I gave it a shot. But now that you've proven to be a troll, I must abide by the forum rules and stop feeding you.

declarations
{
     integer God = 0;
}God is no longer real.
(Nietzsche would have said that, if there were computers available in his era.)

Teach me lua.

Quote from: "Chimera"OMG...the stupidity is strong with this one.

I don't think I can even justify argument anymore...where's a mod when you need one?

To follow the wise advice of Curio:

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ATTENTION:
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MENS' SHAMPOO

My shampoo smells like coconut, thats why i bought it I like coconuts.

i kinda have oily hair but not really but my mom says i do so i have shampoo for oily hair and I use it when i shower at the swimming pool but it kinda makes my scalp itch do you guys have any help for me i don't likke scratching at my head all the itme

ilovegodalot has been issued a warning and reminded to familiarize him/herself with the forum rules and rules enforcement procedures.  I skipped the warning steps since so much trolling/spamming occurred in one day.

Quote from: "Whitney"ilovegodalot has been issued a warning and reminded to familiarize him/herself with the forum rules and rules enforcement procedures.  I skipped the warning steps since so much trolling/spamming occurred in one day.

Thank you for the update whitney but what in the world does that have to do with shampoo?

I don't use men's shampoo...

I use mens shampoo, regularly. It helps keep my hair clean et all. I've almost finished my current bottle, which has taken me about half a year to get through, and have purchased to replace it another bottle.

I prefer shampoo with fruit fragrances or no fragrance added.  Men's shampoo usually has a strong cologne smell.  Ew.

I use Dove.

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Quote from: "Whitney"ilovegodalot has been issued a warning and reminded to familiarize him/herself with the forum rules and rules enforcement procedures.  I skipped the warning steps since so much trolling/spamming occurred in one day.

Thank you for the update whitney but what in the world does that have to do with shampoo?

Oh..it has a lot to do with it  

I think the shampoo I use is women's shampoo.

But I really don't care because it makes my hair nice and soft, which the ladies like!

Guys, god is obviously real. If we can prove germs we can prove god. Just go get a microscope!  

I use my shampoo to wash my body as well. To bored to go and buy a body lotion i guess...

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ATTENTION:
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MENS' SHAMPOO

 

Well done, sir.

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ATTENTION:
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MENS' SHAMPOO

 

Well done, sir.

That would make an awesome t-shirt!

Quote from: "MariaEvri"I use my shampoo to wash my body as well. To bored to go and buy a body lotion i guess...

;)
I propose that this is now a topic about what Chaz Darwin and Karl Marx's respective beards feel like.

Quote from: "nikkmichalski"I propose that this is now a topic about what Chaz Darwin and Karl Marx's respective beards feel like.

In their current state or when they were alive?

Shampoo is a problem. I use whatever my wife gets, but once I thought that maybe there's something better out there, so I went to the store and started looking at the shampoo section. There were a lot of different kinds and after awhile I felt sort of stupid looking at bottles of shampoo, so now I'm back to using whatever my wife gets.

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Quote from: "nikkmichalski"I propose that this is now a topic about what Chaz Darwin and Karl Marx's respective beards feel like.

In their current state or when they were alive?

Touche. For the sake of arguments about decomposition, when they were alive.

I suspect Darwin's beard was softer - it looks so fluffy in the photos.  Marx's beard seems a bit wiry in comparison as does his scalp hair.

Quote from: "Kylyssa"I suspect Darwin's beard was softer - it looks so fluffy in the photos.  Marx's beard seems a bit wiry in comparison as does his scalp hair.

Precisely. Darwin's looks so cotton-ballish and reassuring.

It looks like he was hiding something in that beard if you ask me, something other than his face, like heresy.

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Quote from: "Kylyssa"I suspect Darwin's beard was softer - it looks so fluffy in the photos.  Marx's beard seems a bit wiry in comparison as does his scalp hair.

Precisely. Darwin's looks so cotton-ballish and reassuring.

I donno... it looks kinda rough to me.. sort of like horse hair!

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Quote from: "Kylyssa"I suspect Darwin's beard was softer - it looks so fluffy in the photos.  Marx's beard seems a bit wiry in comparison as does his scalp hair.

Precisely. Darwin's looks so cotton-ballish and reassuring.

I donno... it looks kinda rough to me.. sort of like horse hair!

Oh I know why! The creationist's were storing their transitional fossils in there the whole time! It all makes so much sense now...

Quote from: "nikkmichalski"I donno... it looks kinda rough to me.. sort of like horse hair!

Oh I know why! The creationist's were storing their transitional fossils in there the whole time! It all makes so much sense now...[/quote]

wut? XD

But Karl's beard is softened with vodka.

I'm bald, so I feel excluded from this topic.  

One day, a man walked into the headquarters for Johnson & Johnson (makers of head and shoulders shampoo). He managed to get a meeting with one of their head honchos. He had a simple proposition.

"I can double your profits without any extra expenditure on your part. If it works, i'd like you to pay me $200,000."

The deal seemed too good to be true but after drawing up a contract, the director of J&J realised there was nothing he could lose out of this deal. Once the gentleman signed the contract, he told them what they needed to do.

"In the instructions section on the back of the bottle, write the following: Rinse and repeat."

Three months later, the gentleman was $200,000 richer and Johnson and Johnson were a very happy company.

(Not sure how true that is, but a rather lovely story nonetheless.)

I distinctly heard someone say 'vodka'  

Quote from: "jbeukema"I distinctly heard someone say 'vodka'  

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Quote from: "jbeukema"I distinctly heard someone say 'vodka'  :D

There is no God no gods.  There is no tangible evidence for a God any more than there is for my ultimate creationist: the flying spaghetti monster.
So far not  one scrap of evidence visual or verbal is up to the standard necessary to convince me there is a deity out their beyond time and space.
Quite simply that deity is not needed as the Universe seems to be doing quite well without it. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Freporting.journalism.ku.edu%2Ffall08%2Fadler-noland%2Fassets_c%2F2008%2F12%2FFlying_Spaghetti_Monster_2-thumb-514x514.jpg&hash=7458ba3186177dccccf5d0c44d564a3e31800bb1)

Quote from: "venomfangx"There is no God no gods.  There is no tangible evidence for a God any more than there is for my ultimate creationist: the flying spaghetti monster.
So far not  one scrap of evidence visual or verbal is up to the standard necessary to convince me there is a deity out their beyond time and space.
Quite simply that deity is not needed as the Universe seems to be doing quite well without it.

venomfangx?  From YouTube fame?

Quote from: "rlrose328"venomfangx?  From YouTube fame?

Supposedly not .

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Quote from: "rlrose328"venomfangx?  From YouTube fame?

Supposedly not .

That's why I was confused... LOL!

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Quote from: "LoneMateria"

Quote from: "rlrose328"venomfangx?  From YouTube fame?

Supposedly not .

That's why I was confused... LOL!

Maybe he really is venomfangx in a poor disguise.  Maybe we need to come up with a way to distinguish YouTube vfx from HAF vfx.  hmm  YouTube venomfangx could be called venomfagx.  (Not that theres anything wrong with it).

Quote from: "LoneMateria"Maybe he really is venomfangx in a poor disguise.  Maybe we need to come up with a way to distinguish YouTube vfx from HAF vfx.  hmm  YouTube venomfangx could be called venomfagx.  (Not that theres anything wrong with it).

I can support that...  :sigh:    One can hope, right?

Quote from: "rlrose328"

Quote from: "LoneMateria"Maybe he really is venomfangx in a poor disguise.  Maybe we need to come up with a way to distinguish YouTube vfx from HAF vfx.  hmm  YouTube venomfangx could be called venomfagx.  (Not that theres anything wrong with it).

I can support that...  :sigh:    One can hope, right?

yeah.  Besides what i've seen of YouTube's VFX all he would do is troll and spam when he got blocked he just make another account and do it again.  All VFX is, is a little kid with a big mouth and no brain.  Thats why he's had lawsuits and had to make public apologies when faced with jail time.

Quote from: "LoneMateria"

Quote from: "rlrose328"

Quote from: "LoneMateria"Maybe he really is venomfangx in a poor disguise.  Maybe we need to come up with a way to distinguish YouTube vfx from HAF vfx.  hmm  YouTube venomfangx could be called venomfagx.  (Not that theres anything wrong with it).

I can support that...  :sigh:    One can hope, right?

yeah.  Besides what i've seen of YouTube's VFX all he would do is troll and spam when he got blocked he just make another account and do it again.  All VFX is, is a little kid with a big mouth and no brain.  Thats why he's had lawsuits and had to make public apologies when faced with jail time.

I know... but that's what would make it fun!  I think there would be LOLing than  ing, don't you?  I laugh when I watch his videos because he's so ill-informed as to be ignorant.  Scary, but hilarious.

Quote from: "rlrose328"I know... but that's what would make it fun!  I think there would be LOLing than  ing, don't you?  I laugh when I watch his videos because he's so ill-informed as to be ignorant.  Scary, but hilarious.

I don't know if there would any LOLing.  And its just scary watching him, to think that Americas future generations might be more like him.  It makes me want to build a super-raft and put all evangelicals and those who are willingly ignorant on it, tow it out 5 miles from the shore and sink it.  Its thats scary.

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Quote from: "rlrose328"I know... but that's what would make it fun!  I think there would be LOLing than  :shake:

Hi, yeah I agree with you that it is rather scary to watch those bright eyes fundamentalist born agains rave on with their incessant boring diadribble.
On You Tube the new VFX is worse than Sean who I think rather enjoyed the Poster Boy for Creationist Stupidity fame.  I know Sean through his attempts to hijack my nick from me, so he can stay on You tube and preach the good word or whatever, and I will roam the world and
speak of philosophy and science.  However, worse than PCS and VFX No 2 is Brock Lawley, who is about a thousand times worse than Sean ever was at his worst.
Brock calls himself TheAtheistAntidote and you can find him herehttp://www.youtube.com/user/theatheistantidote?blend=1&ob=4.  Despite his radical fundamentalist views no doubt inspired my Mr Kent Hovind PhD  :hmm:     "cough" Brock can actually sing.  Despite being told a couple of hundred times he should consider singing on You Tube and forget the fundamentalist crap he has failed so far to take the hint.  You will see that like Mr Hovind, Sean PCS,  Brock too has issues with being honest.  There are some claims of Plagiarism which Mr Lawley has failed to account for.
yours
Ð'еномФангЖ

Quote from: "rlrose328"You're right... there is that. And just when I was LOLing heartily, too.  

Sorry to ruin your LOL.  

A little note on Kent Hovand since he is from my area.  I think I went to the "Creation Museum" once when I was like 10, my dad never too me back.  I'm glad that ass got locked up, openly promoting willful ignorance is not a punishable offense, but tax fraud is bitch!

I've never heard of The Atheist Antidote, but maybe he considers him that because atheists just walk away from him once his ignorance becomes apparent and he views that as a victory.  Maybe we can find the city he lives in and look up the local Mosque and request they send people to his door every week.  You know for fun ^_^

Quote from: "LoneMateria"A little note on Kent Hovand since he is from my area.  I think I went to the "Creation Museum" once when I was like 10, my dad never too me back.  I'm glad that ass got locked up, openly promoting willful ignorance is not a punishable offense, but tax fraud is bitch!

I had no idea you are only 12 years old!     The Creation Musuem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creation_Museum) only opened in 2007.

Kent Hovind has a placed called "Dinosaur Adventureland" which has a Creation Museum exhibit.  Is that where you went?

Quote from: "rlrose328"

Quote from: "LoneMateria"A little note on Kent Hovand since he is from my area.  I think I went to the "Creation Museum" once when I was like 10, my dad never too me back.  I'm glad that ass got locked up, openly promoting willful ignorance is not a punishable offense, but tax fraud is bitch!

I had no idea you are only 12 years old!   lol yeah shit, i'm getting one bullshit attraction confused with another

Little note they were supposedly auctioning Hovand's stuff of a few weeks ago I think(maybe a month ago).  Eventually if you don't pay your taxes the government will find out about and will bust you.  I still remember his defense from his trial a few years back, I shouldn't have to pay taxes on "God's Land".  I bet you the judge wanted to slap the shit out of him I know I want to.

Quote from: "rlrose328"

Quote from: "LoneMateria"Maybe he really is venomfangx in a poor disguise.  Maybe we need to come up with a way to distinguish YouTube vfx from HAF vfx.  hmm  YouTube venomfangx could be called venomfagx.  (Not that theres anything wrong with it).

I can support that...  :sigh:    One can hope, right?

I'm glad you guys actually pay attention to the names. You might as well chop of the right two inches of my screen. One or two of the sentences sounded a little choppy, so maybe he put it through a fundie-atheist translator! And conspiracy theories...go!  

Quote from: "rlrose328"One can hope, right?

No. No hope. This is not an election year.

Quote from: "jbeukema"

Quote from: "rlrose328"One can hope, right?

No. No hope. This is not an election year.

http://instantrimshot.com

OR

http://instantcrickets.com/

Quote from: "venomfangx"There is no God no gods.  There is no tangible evidence for a God any more than there is for my ultimate creationist: the flying spaghetti monster.
So far not  one scrap of evidence visual or verbal is up to the standard necessary to convince me there is a deity out their beyond time and space.
Quite simply that deity is not needed as the Universe seems to be doing quite well without it. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Freporting.journalism.ku.edu%2Ffall08%2Fadler-noland%2Fassets_c%2F2008%2F12%2FFlying_Spaghetti_Monster_2-thumb-514x514.jpg&hash=7458ba3186177dccccf5d0c44d564a3e31800bb1)

No, no!  The flying spaghetti monster is real!  I see you have been touched by his noodly appendages, or you would not have had your vision.  FSM has spoken to me and told me that all men must use Old Spice hair AND body wash.  (works on centaurs too)  They exist as well.  You can't prove they don't.

I believe in his holy noodleness and have been touched by slimy divinity: I am indeed most blessed from he of high.
Amen

Quote from: "venomfangx"I believe in his holy noodleness and have been touched by slimy divinity: I am indeed most blessed from he of high.
RAmen

RAmen

Quote from: "Lea"No, no!  The flying spaghetti monster is real!  I see you have been touched by his noodly appendages, or you would not have had your vision.  FSM has spoken to me and told me that all men must use Old Spice hair AND body wash.  (works on centaurs too)  They exist as well.  You can't prove they don't.

That is a prophecy worth following.

Quote from: "Lea"No, no!  The flying spaghetti monster is real!  I see you have been touched by his noodly appendages, or you would not have had your vision.  FSM has spoken to me and told me that all men must use Old Spice hair AND body wash.  (works on centaurs too)  They exist as well.  You can't prove they don't.

You lie, thats not what The flying spaghetti monster told me when he touched me.  He said it was Axe we must use.  And if you don't agree with me the FSM will send you to live in pizza for forever!!! I know it may sound awesome but it isn't, just because the fun people go there doesn't mean its pleasant.  um.. umm... there will be a head pepperoni who will ... lets see... umm... torture you in his evil oil forever ... phew close save ... oh you want more ... umm... um... and his bacon minions will do his bidding and they will shove you into anchovies.  ...what do you mean babies ... crap ... um... oh its okay the FSM will send them to live in a vegetarian pizza ... its better I swear... and i'm not making this up ... if you say I am you are going to be sent to pizza!!!

Sure, we can all joke about this and say "RAmen" as much as we want. And sure, Pastafarianism is great as a philosophy. But the holy blessing of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is the only true religion. And for your idolatry, I sentence you to spend a platonic night with Cthulhu (I hear he hogs the covers.)

BLESSED BE HER HOLY HOOVES.

Quit your sinful ways nikkmichalski the FSM stands for peace and we won't hesitate to kill you for it.  We will rain meatballs down upon your land and your streets will be covered in sauce of your dead and wounded.  It is true that you will all be wiped out but don't worry.  Soon the FSM will send his only son Breadstick down to die and he will forgive you for your arrogance and will reward those who serve him and will keep killing those who don't because Breadstick is love.  I hope you see the error of your pink ways.  May his noodly goodness go with you, ramen!

***Man i'm so bored here, i'm just making it up as I go along.  It brings a tear to my eye to know i'm doing the same thing now that theist did centuries before me.***

Quote from: "LoneMateria"Quit your sinful ways nikkmichalski the FSM stands for peace and we won't hesitate to kill you for it.  We will rain meatballs down upon your land and your streets will be covered in sauce of your dead and wounded.  It is true that you will all be wiped out but don't worry.  Soon the FSM will send his only son Breadstick down to die and he will forgive you for your arrogance and will reward those who serve him and will keep killing those who don't because Breadstick is love.  I hope you see the error of your pink ways.  May his noodly goodness go with you, ramen!

***Man i'm so bored here, i'm just making it up as I go along.  It brings a tear to my eye to know i'm doing the same thing now that theist did centuries before me.***

Thouest hath converted mine eyes! I'm a baked-again noodle! Ramen.

Quote from: "nikkmichalski"Thouest hath converted mine eyes! I'm a baked-again noodle! Ramen.

*LoneMateria's conversion leveled to level 3.  LoneMateria gains the ability to quote mine*

Even the pink unicorn said "The noodle is ... your friend" it must be so the pink unicorn's followers are fools!  Let us bask in his noodly goodness ramen!

Behold my children FettiJesus! My father sent me here to show you all the righteous path! Let he who is without sauce cast the first meatball. Cast off ye worldly possessions and give pasta and meatballs to thy fellow neighbor!

This is all starting to get confusing.

**LoneMateria's confusion level raises to level 2**
**You now have the ability to use a non-sequitur argument**

Do not be confused my child. Believe in my alfredoness and you will one day ascend to find marinara sauce in italia. The ultimate domain of his noodliness.

Quote from: "Ultima22689"Do not be confused my child. Believe in my alfredoness and you will one day ascend to find marinara sauce in italia. The ultimate domain of his noodliness.

All bow to Pope Ultima22689.  He is like the Catholic pope except he isn't a power hungry Nazi with no brain and Ultima22689 hasn't molested any boys to our knowledge ^_^

Quote from: "LoneMateria"

Quote from: "Ultima22689"Do not be confused my child. Believe in my alfredoness and you will one day ascend to find marinara sauce in italia. The ultimate domain of his noodliness.

All bow to Pope Ultima22689.  He is like the Catholic pope except he isn't a power hungry Nazi with no brain and Ultima22689 hasn't molested any boys to our knowledge ^_^

Hi-ohh!

Yes! You may come and visit me in my golden palace! Oh wait, i'm not a vain douche who despite his "teachings" does the exact opposite and lives in excess luxury and decadence! So you'll have to settle for my 2 bedroom apartment made of plaster, cement, bricks and wood! But that's ok! We have pasta! Precious gifts from his noodliness! All you have to do is believe and you shall have vermicelli!

Quote from: "Ultima22689"Yes! You may come and visit me in my golden palace! Oh wait, i'm not a vain douche who despite his "teachings" does the exact opposite and lives in excess luxury and decadence! So you'll have to settle for my 2 bedroom apartment made of plaster, cement, bricks and wood! But that's ok! We have pasta! Precious gifts from his noodliness! All you have to do is believe and you shall have vermicelli!

You could have a golden palace too if you could convince your followers to give you their money and to ask for random donations on the side of the road.  Of course I would hope you would have more brains then to tell people what to do and how to live when you live in your palace.  

BTW (topical) did you hear that catholics are supposed to pray before having sex and the pope is endorsing this... isn't he the one who isn't supposed to be having sex?  Yet he is telling others how to manage their sex lives.  Well from what I've been told thats not entirely true since he was under investigation for diddling little boys before he became pope then all was forgiven.  Asshat  t_(-_-) I hate the pope.

I'm liking this song more and more every day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K_xZcjsVuw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K_xZcjsVuw)

I was lucky enough to have seen these guys live twice already.

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Quote from: "Ultima22689"Yes! You may come and visit me in my golden palace! Oh wait, i'm not a vain douche who despite his "teachings" does the exact opposite and lives in excess luxury and decadence! So you'll have to settle for my 2 bedroom apartment made of plaster, cement, bricks and wood! But that's ok! We have pasta! Precious gifts from his noodliness! All you have to do is believe and you shall have vermicelli!

You could have a golden palace too if you could convince your followers to give you their money and to ask for random donations on the side of the road.  Of course I would hope you would have more brains then to tell people what to do and how to live when you live in your palace.  

BTW (topical) did you hear that catholics are supposed to pray before having sex and the pope is endorsing this... isn't he the one who isn't supposed to be having sex?  Yet he is telling others how to manage their sex lives.  Well from what I've been told thats not entirely true since he was under investigation for diddling little boys before he became pope then all was forgiven.  Asshat  t_(-_-) I hate the pope.

That's blasphemous! His noodliness allows sex because it is logical and prevents his priests and yours truly from having to resort to touching little boys, I am so glad his noodliness is a logical and actually loving being. We don't have a hell we just only give you  british food until you want some of his noodliness lovely boons.  His noodliness is truly the one and only omnipotent supreme person.