Title: I know who killed Michael Jackson!
Post by: NaturaLCalamity on June 29, 2009, 11:36:44 AM
Post by: NaturaLCalamity on June 29, 2009, 11:36:44 AM
Sadly, when Farrah Fawcett died, she prayed and went to heaven. She told God that she wanted all the children to be saved. God, without any hesitation, killed Michael Jackson.
Rip MJ.
Rip MJ.
Title: Re: I know who killed Michael Jackson!
Post by: Rastelin on June 29, 2009, 07:28:48 PM
Post by: Rastelin on June 29, 2009, 07:28:48 PM
We missed Michael Jackson's song from his latest album
"Don't let your son go down on me".
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Because there are twenty of them.
Remember you started this
"Don't let your son go down on me".
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Because there are twenty of them.
Remember you started this
Title: Re: I know who killed Michael Jackson!
Post by: Jolly Sapper on June 29, 2009, 07:34:32 PM
Post by: Jolly Sapper on June 29, 2009, 07:34:32 PM
:shake:
Title: Re: I know who killed Michael Jackson!
Post by: curiosityandthecat on June 29, 2009, 07:46:59 PM
Post by: curiosityandthecat on June 29, 2009, 07:46:59 PM
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Title: Re: I know who killed Michael Jackson!
Post by: Caligula's Ghost on July 02, 2009, 06:29:44 AM
Post by: Caligula's Ghost on July 02, 2009, 06:29:44 AM
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
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Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
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Thank you, thank you. You've been a great audience.
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.com%2Ffs22%2Ff%2F2007%2F363%2Ff%2F8%2Ff81c0c54225cc678.gif&hash=65ef14bb27cf8c1383e13d09390743ce47b6cd62)
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.com%2Ffs22%2Ff%2F2007%2F363%2Ff%2F8%2Ff81c0c54225cc678.gif&hash=65ef14bb27cf8c1383e13d09390743ce47b6cd62)
Thank you, thank you. You've been a great audience.
Title: Re: I know who killed Michael Jackson!
Post by: Tom62 on July 07, 2009, 06:34:48 AM
Post by: Tom62 on July 07, 2009, 06:34:48 AM
The police raided Michael's house this morning. They found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in his living room and the entire class C in his bedroom.
Title: Re: I know who killed Michael Jackson!
Post by: Ihateyoumike on July 07, 2009, 06:39:40 AM
Post by: Ihateyoumike on July 07, 2009, 06:39:40 AM
What did Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
Little boys pants half off.
Title: Re: I know who killed Michael Jackson!
Post by: Ihateyoumike on July 07, 2009, 06:45:10 AM
Post by: Ihateyoumike on July 07, 2009, 06:45:10 AM
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