Title: Amusing Child Speak
Post by: Kylyssa on June 23, 2009, 04:35:40 AM
Post by: Kylyssa on June 23, 2009, 04:35:40 AM
Yesterday, while we were eating with my partner's sort of kids one of them mentioned the word abstinence. He said that he thought it was a religious thing and it meant you don't believe in god.
I was amused.
I was amused.
Title: Re: Amusing Child Speak
Post by: thiolsulfate on June 23, 2009, 04:38:09 AM
Post by: thiolsulfate on June 23, 2009, 04:38:09 AM
I was a child when I was their age.
Oh the memories... there was one time in Catechism Camp when I sneaked into the priest's cabin and ate all the Jesus wafers. It was awesome.
Oh the memories... there was one time in Catechism Camp when I sneaked into the priest's cabin and ate all the Jesus wafers. It was awesome.
Title: Re: Amusing Child Speak
Post by: AlP on June 23, 2009, 04:46:25 AM
Post by: AlP on June 23, 2009, 04:46:25 AM
I remember, maybe when I was about 10, being convinced that inanimate objects like rocks must be conscious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animism). Lol.
Title: Re: Amusing Child Speak
Post by: Sophus on June 23, 2009, 05:34:08 AM
Post by: Sophus on June 23, 2009, 05:34:08 AM
Oh can we please turn this into a Kids Say the Darndest Thins thread? My boy has a lot of them. 
Title: Re: Amusing Child Speak
Post by: Kylyssa on June 23, 2009, 05:37:39 AM
Post by: Kylyssa on June 23, 2009, 05:37:39 AM
Quote from: "Sophus"Oh can we please turn this into a Kids Say the Darndest Thins thread? My boy has a lot of them.
Sounds fun.
Title: Re: Amusing Child Speak
Post by: karadan on June 23, 2009, 01:01:32 PM
Post by: karadan on June 23, 2009, 01:01:32 PM
Quote from: "thiolsulfate"I was a child when I was their age.
Oh the memories... there was one time in Catechism Camp when I sneaked into the priest's cabin and ate all the Jesus wafers. It was awesome.
Lol.
Title: Re: Amusing Child Speak
Post by: BadPoison on June 23, 2009, 03:19:37 PM
Post by: BadPoison on June 23, 2009, 03:19:37 PM
The other day at my extended family's father's day get together, grandpa had us all stand up to hold hands and say "grace." One of my cousins (who is only 7 years old) looks up at his dad and says "I don't think god cares if we pray. I'm hungry."
I was laughing all alone.
I was laughing all alone.