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Title: How Does One Attract Fundies?
Post by: Kylyssa on March 04, 2009, 04:15:02 PM
I would like to attract some fundies to some of my pages, particularly my Squidoo "Duel" page on evolution (http://www.squidoo.com/What-Evolution-Isn-t).  Does anyone know what bait one should lay out to entice them?
Title: Re: How Does One Attract Fundies?
Post by: Will on March 04, 2009, 06:44:12 PM
Now there's a question I never thought I'd read.

You may want to locate an internet forum for fundamentalists and post a respectful invitation (clearing it with their moderation staff first).
Title: Re: How Does One Attract Fundies?
Post by: Ihateyoumike on March 04, 2009, 06:55:26 PM
Quote from: "Kylyssa"How Does One Attract Fundies?
Offer them a snack, maybe?

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg186.imageshack.us%2Fimg186%2F8728%2Fchristchexbox1.jpg&hash=1e553e009bbbf920af90f938869c790d4735f761)
Title: Re: How Does One Attract Fundies?
Post by: curiosityandthecat on March 04, 2009, 09:16:29 PM
Well, this guy (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=2831) seems to have it down (albeit the other way around). Maybe he's on to something.
Title: Re: How Does One Attract Fundies?
Post by: Twiddler on March 04, 2009, 11:55:56 PM
Haha, I thought this was how does one attract fundies in a dating sort of way, which I happen to be very good at.  It's not my favorite skill...  :eek:
Title: Re: How Does One Attract Fundies?
Post by: Kylyssa on March 05, 2009, 12:07:53 AM
Quote from: "Twiddler"Haha, I thought this was how does one attract fundies in a dating sort of way, which I happen to be very good at.  It's not my favorite skill...  :eek:

Oh, sunshine, I hear you and I can relate.  I get messages from several fundies a day on OKCupid, generally asking something suave and stunningly intelligent such as, "Do you fuck?"

Nah, I'm trying to get page views to earn money.  And I like to argue.  Getting in a knock down drag out battle of wits with an unarmed fundie or two is the most entertainment a girl can have with her clothes on.
Title: Re: How Does One Attract Fundies?
Post by: Whitney on March 05, 2009, 12:41:16 AM
This might help:

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/forum ... pic=4760.0 (http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/forums/index.php?topic=4760.0)
Title: Re: How Does One Attract Fundies?
Post by: Kylyssa on March 05, 2009, 04:56:48 AM
Thank you!  I've tracked views from there already.